Bonded Realities Review
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Cthulhu Saves the World Xbox 360 Review
The great Lovecraftian evil Cthulhu is attempting to turn things around by tackling the heroic side of life. How does he manage in this Xbox Live Indie adventure? I’d spoil it for you here, but Cthulhu has commanded you read the full review.
Final Fantasy X Retroview
People try to put it down (talkin’ bout this game), just because it’s been around (talkin’ bout this game), things it does look real pretty (talkin’ bout this game), I hope it dies before it gets old (talkin’ bout this game). This isn’t my generation, baby!
Final Fantasy X-2 Retroview
Some boys roam and some boys know that that’s alright with us, if they can’t raise some interest then we’ll have to let them be, some boys try and some boys lie but we don’t let them play, only boys that save their pennies make our rainy day! Cause we are living in a material world, and we are material girls! Madonna should’ve had a song in here.
Chaos Seed Retroview
I feel the earth move under my feet, I feel the sky tumbling down, I feel the planet trembling, whenever the energy’s not around. Oh baby when I see your face mellow as the month of May, my darling I can’t stand it, the planet’s fading away.
People who have actually played this one, hands up!
Aphelion: Episode Two – Wings of Omega Review
Lunatic Studios set out to create a improved version of Aphelion with the sequel Wings of Omega. Did they succeed, or will RPGamer once again complain about wasted potential? See our review to find out.
Lufia: Curse of the Sinistrals Review
While Lufia II on the SNES might have been a rising star, this title is clearly cursed. The game’s problems get in the way of enjoying almost everything.
Golden Sun: Dark Dawn Review
If you’ve been waiting seven years for the Golden Sun saga to continue, the wait is finally over. Find out how the long awaited sequel to the hit Game Boy Advance games holds up.
Golden Sun: Dark Dawn Review
Whoa, a storm is threatenin’, their very lives today, if they don’t get some shelter, Weyard’s gonna fade away. War, children (of the Warriors of Vale), it’s just a spell away, it’s just a Djinn away!
Epic Dungeon Review
Are you epic enough to traverse a fifty-floor dungeon? Are you man enough to sing bass in the ogre barber shop quartet? Good talent is hard to come by, especially when ogres only sing in one pitch.
Final Fantasy Tactics A2: Grimoire of the Rift Retroview
I met a gin-soaked, bar-room queen in Ivalice, she tried to take me upstairs for a ride, she tried to heave me right across her shoulder, cause I just can’t seem to drink the quests off my mind. It’s the honky tonk tactics, gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk combat! Brown sugar? No, wrong song.
Atelier Lina: Alchemists of Schtrole Import Review
Left a good home in the forest
Working for the fairies every night and day
And I never lost one moment of sleeping
Worrying ’bout the way things might have been.
Big wheel keep on turning,
Alchemy fires burning,
And we’re rolling, rolling,
Rolling in a wagon.
Faery: Legends of Avalon Review
If you play this game, we feel confident that Oberon will love you a little more. Whether you’ll love yourself or not is another question entirely. Either way, Avalon is waiting to be explored.
Fable III Review
Get out your torches and pitchforks, there’s nothing like a good revolution to get the blood pumping. Take back Albion in Lionhead’s latest RPG adventure.
Deadly Sin 2 Review
RPG Maker games seem to have a mixed reputation within the RPG community. Has Deadly Sin Studio created an RPG Maker game worth playing? Well, if it’s any consolation, Teresa is really hot.
Final Fantasy: The 4 Heroes of Light Review
Was your favorite Final Fantasy released before or during 1992? If so, this game was made with you in mind. If not, read this review carefully before rushing after a copy.
Zettai Hero Project: Unlosing Ranger Vs. Darkdeath Evilman Review
Stand firm, Unlosing Gamers! You have the unflagging spirit of justice in your hearts! It blazes like a volcano, ready to spew passionate lava into the turbulent sea of despair. The mixture will harden and islands will form. New life will grow where once there was only anguish and want. Are you up to the task? Is Nippon Ichi’s Unlosing Ranger? The future is our true hope.
Grandia III Retroview
The journey of Alfina to fulfill her Communicator duties while Yuki flies around the world is not compelling in the slightest. Fortunately, it does not have to be, for killing the denizens of the world is constantly captivating, as this review demonstrates.
Fallout: New Vegas Review
Welcome to New Vegas. This wasteland is home to Super Mutants, Elvis impersonators, radscorpions, flying robots, and tumbleweeds. The deadly bugs around here are blue and fly, so ain’t that a kick in the head?
Dawn of Heroes Review
We don’t need another hero. We don’t need to know the way home. All we want is life beyond — Thunderdome. Though these words may not completely replicate the feelings of this review, the sentiment of disillusionment with heroes is quite accurate.
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