Site Quotes

This is an archive all the various characters quotes that have appeared in the tagline for over the years.

(Note: Incomplete before 3/26/06)



Start Date Quote Speaker, Game
06/01/24 “Hmm… I didn’t think to include “bribes” when I was calculating our budget for this trip.” Tataru, Final Fantay XIV: Stormblood
05/06/24 “Version update required to secure path to world domination.” Wize, Final Fantay VII Rebirth
03/30/24 “You’re way better at the whole ‘putting yourself in harm’s way’ thing.” Yuffie Kisaragi, Final Fantasy VII Rebirth
03/11/24 “Succumb to your instincts! Let us revel in a turbocharged tryst!” Roche, Final Fantasy VII Rebirth
02/22/24 “Despite you having absolutely zero basis for saying that, I respect your optimism.” Yu Nanba, Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth
01/29/24 “You called it a scheme? Man, I prefer to call it, uh, creative license.” El Capitan, Cyberpunk 2077
12/18/23 “People really sleep on the monologue surprise attack technique.” Justice, My Time at Sandrock
11/27/23 “In the past half-hour alone, I’ve witnessed ten incidents where the laws of physics were outright defied!” Toshiro Kasukabe, Persona 5 Tactica
11/15/23 “Sand… it’s course, grainy, gets everywhere… what’s not to love?” Unsuur, My Time at Sandrock
10/20/23 “Saving damsels left and right, just like a storied hero! And sworn enemies, no less!” Saber, Fate/Samurai Remnant
10/03/23 “I’ve never met someone so amazingly bad at lying!” Saber, Fate/Samurai Remnant
09/07/23 “The problem is this: a preponderance of evidence that I am a terrible adventurer.” Barcus Wroot, Baldur’s Gate III
08/18/23 “I make a much better hero than I do a hat, kupo!” Nektar, Final Fantasy XVI
07/31/23 “How is it that every one of your little excursions presages some inexplicable catastrophe?” Vivian Ninetales, Final Fantasy XVI
07/13/23 “Where are my royalties?!” Nadia Rayne, The Legend of Heroes: Trails into Reverie
06/30/23 “Don’t worry. That one’s not rigged with a bomb. I think.” Nadia Rayne, The Legend of Heroes: Trails into Reverie
05/31/23 “I have dealt only with fish for too long. And fish make terrible deals.” Horned Statue, The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
05/06/23 “Have at ’em, o esteemed authority figures!” Saomi, Xenoblade Chronicles 3: Future Redeemed
04/17/23 “Civil service by daylight, nightclub by moonlight.” Wazy Hemisphere, The Legend of Heroes: Trails to Azure
04/05/23 “That’s the smell of pure, unfiltered sportmanship baby!” Nell, The Outer Worlds
03/20/23 “Let’s just enjoy our plausible deniability while it lasts, shall we?” Phineas Welles, The Outer Worlds
02/12/23 “I may speak in a way that suggests a deeper meaning, but rarely is that actually the case.” Zelkov, Fire Emblem Engage
02/01/23 “Teatime will only get harder from here.” Etie, Fire Emblem Engage
01/18/23 “Well, he’s a soulless husk, which is less than ideal.” Warrior of Light, Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker
12/28/22 “You somehow managed to sound more suspicious than if you had not clarified that at all.” Tio Plato, The Legend of Heroes: Trails from Zero
12/11/22 “I guess by your tone that you don’t intend to eat me?” Aria, Harvestella
11/25/22 “Are your puny mortal eyes unable to see the magnoliousness that is my celestial vessel? Hmm!?” Unicorn, Harvestella
10/25/22 “If you like this plan, that makes me worried.” Leon, Lost Eidolons
09/21/22 “Their fluffy fur just gives me life! I will hear no objections on this.” Eunie, Xenoblade Chronicles 3
09/02/22 “Let’s get in there, mess ’em up, get out, bish bash bosh.” Eunie, Xenoblade Chronicles 3
08/08/22 “Once again, prolonged exposure to idiocy inconveniences us.” Taion, Xenoblade Chronicles 3
07/27/22 “I’m completely devoid of nutritional content! I’m basically just air!” Bernadetta, Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes
06/27/22 “After all, if I don’t finish my assigned tasks, I’m mission the point!” Alois, Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes
05/24/22 “Just once isn’t enough. Your last heroic act might’ve been a fluke.” Bert, Ni no Kuni: Cross Worlds
04/26/22 “Geez, this is getting pretty crazy even by dream standards.” Natsuno Minami, 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim
04/07/22 “Let us take care not to wake him, lest he resume his prattle…” Frederica Aesfrost, Triangle Strategy
03/08/22 “A much more entertaining event than my endless speeches.” King Regna, Triangle Strategy
02/16/22 “Finally awakened to the revelry of romance, eh?” Love Guru G.G., Maglam Lord
01/31/22 “Fortunately there are a lot of mundane everyday tasks for you to take care of today.” Syneros, Expeditions: Rome
01/18/22 “I had a great idea involving cats.” Bestia Tabat, Expeditions: Rome
12/18/21 “The doom and gloom? Oh yes, quite expected.” Livingway, Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker
12/06/21 “Should the opportunity arise for a spot of ballroom dancing, I will be your twinkle-toed Gentleman of Light!” Emmanellain de Fortemps, Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker
11/22/21 “Could you help? I seem to be… ah… doomed.” Tanis Venn, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
11/07/21 “I don’t actually get what you said, but I know a roast when I hear one!” χ, The Caligula Effect 2
10/25/21 “Blah, blah, blah, magic!” Rinwell, Tales of Arise
10/11/21 “I’ve never seen someone dump that much cheese on a meal before.” Alphen, Tales of Arise
09/16/21 “You should really take this potato, then.” Alphen, Tales of Arise
08/26/21 “Off he flows, like a devilishly handsome gust of wind.” Nagi Usui, NEO: The World Ends with You
08/06/21 “I may be shaped like a cube, but we’re realists.” Cubo, Dodgeball Academia
07/22/21 “Whoops, I just used my head. I forgot it’s time to be slacking off right now.” Arashi Spring, Scarlet Nexus
05/13/21 “Releasing dragon restraints may result in specimen loss, damage to facilities, and incineration of staff.” Restrainment Node, Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers
05/03/21 “Damn. I wish we’d picked a fight with dumber enemies.” Yu Nanba, Yakuza: Like a Dragon
04/08/21 “I will join the fray when I have finished my tea.” Y’shtola Rhul, Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers
03/15/21 “Every day, in every way, I get more awesome!” Adelle, Bravely Default II
02/11/21 “I’m about to do a great many stupid and reckless things. Watch my back, would you?” Alisaie Leveilleur, Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers
01/29/21 “The RNG gods smile upon us!” Futaba Sakura, Persona 5 Strikers
01/15/21 “Get along with the talking cat.” Joker, Persona 5 Strikers
12/07/20 “I prefer the term ‘alluringly enigmatic.’” [Spoiler character], The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel IV
11/22/20 “My bad–I didn’t realise it was National Abandon Your Grip On Sanity Day.” Ash Carbide, The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel IV
11/05/20 “Yeah, everyone says that BEFORE they get hit with the big stick…” Estelle Bright, The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel IV
10/21/20 “It’d be pretty crazy if there was a talking cat wandering around.” Fluffy, 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim
09/30/20 “Yakisoba pan is the food of the gods, and I’ll never pretend otherwise!” Takatoshi Hijiyama, 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim
09/15/20 “Now I’m a schoolgirl with a giant robot!” Iori Fuyusaka, 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim
08/20/20 “I’ve got no mercy for people who waste food. Especially yakisoba pan.” Takatoshi Hijiyama, 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim
08/03/20 “Wanna avoid dangerous cults? Just practice Safe sects!” Goro Majima, Yakuza 0
07/03/20 “Stick your head in the sand and all you get is sand in your eyes.” Reyn, Xenoblade Chronicles
06/13/20 “I’m gonna RENOVATE your ass!” Kanji Tatsumi, Persona 4 Golden
06/04/20 “You can’t have a rainbow without Reyn, baby!” Reyn, Xenoblade Chronicles
05/22/20 “I am but the PICture of–hic!–stone sshobriety.” Maroro, Utawarerumono: Mask of Deception
05/03/20 “Your adventurous spirit calls you toward ever greater challenges, no matter how staggeringly ill-advised or outright suicidal.” Anogg, Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers
04/15/20 “We’ll settle this the tried-and-true traditional way: a squat-off.” Jules, Final Fantasy VII Remake
03/29/20 “I’m a natural with this candy photography stuff!” Ryuji Sakamoto, Persona 5 Royal
03/17/20 “Well, at any rate, we’ve determined that hamburgers are incapable of conveying the majesty of space.” Caroline, Persona 5 Royal
03/05/20 “I’m a car, remember? I’m not going anywhere unless someone drives me.” Morgana, Persona 5
02/09/20 “Psh, no, you can’t eat the scenery in Hollywood! The set designers would get mad.” Eleonora Yumizuru, Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE
01/20/20 “It’s YOUR sacred duty to fix this! I will be indoors! Watching anime!” Barry Goodman, Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE
12/17/19 “I would have much preferred a tea party.” Sharon Kreuger, The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel III
12/17/19 “Be advised, mantisaur threat level is… Petrifying Purpleberry.” Mechanical Guardian Mk2, The Outer Worlds
11/14/19 “Do take care not to do anything that might affect your… performance.” Musse Egret, The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel III
10/28/19 “If I was making normal food I’d be packing it with cicadas right now.” Freddy, The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel III
10/15/19 “There’s nothing quite like some quality, sensual bonding to perk you right up before work.” Sharon Kreuger, The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel III
08/28/19 “Why not gaze at these documents instead of the sky?” Edelgard (as Hubert), Fire Emblem: Three Houses
08/13/19 “Feels nice, doesn’t it? Knowing that, together, we can irritate that many people?” Dorothea, Fire Emblem: Three Houses
07/30/19 “You’ll have to tell me about it sometime when I’m not walking away…” Linhardt, Fire Emblem: Three Houses
07/13/19 “Though we know to fear the beaver, we know little and less about it.” Lad Kenn, Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers
07/02/19 “I haven’t thrown up in more than 900 years, but I really think this is going to do it.” Sigrid, Wargroove
06/18/19 “Slayer of Gods… Rider of Dragons… Savior of Ishgard… Stealer of Pants — if some of the more puzzling rumors are to be believed.” Hancock, Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood
05/01/19 “Incidentally, what is the going rate for rescuing princesses these days? Food would be a start– the good stuff, mind you.” Balthier, Final Fantasy XII
04/04/19 “They call him… Mr. Tiddles!” Machias, The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel
03/12/19 “…Or perhaps he skipped right past profound and went straight to crazy instead. Ah well.” Pascal, NieR: Automata
03/01/19 “A god stepped on me once.” The Watcher, Pillars of Eterntiy II
01/20/19 “Hitting someone in the middle of an argument is hardly proper manners!” Boccos, Tales of Vesperia
01/01/19 “All right! About time an antagonistic villain made the scene!” Hailey, Yo-kai Watch 3
12/20/18 “Don’t pay no mind to the crazy lady’s hollerin'” Usapyon, Yo-kai Watch 3
11/23/18 “Arr, this vessel now belongs ta Cap’n Raven! Come on, men! We set sail fer adventure!” Raven, Tales of Vesperia
11/08/18 “I just go ‘Zoom!’ and it goes ‘Whoosh!’ and then ‘Bam!’ and the enemies are like ‘Noooooo!’ and I’m all ‘Hahaha!'” Arthur, Etrian Odyssey Untold: The Millennium Girl
10/24/18 “Let’s not sweat the small stuff like logic and plot development! Let’s just beat this fool up!” Neptune, Megadimension Neptunia VII(R)
10/10/18 “Any tree can drop an apple. I’ll drop the freaking moon!” Sho Minamimoto, The World Ends With You
09/05/18 “I play the leading man, who else?”
(In memory of Michael A. Cunningham)
Balthier, Final Fantasy XII
08/28/18 “I gave it a try. It didn’t make my ears bleed.” Kou Tokisaka, Tokyo Xanadu
08/14/18 “O, woe is me, doomed to never realize the full depth of my good looks and charisma.” Cyrus, Octopath Traveler
08/04/18 “You successfully killed four snakes out of infinity snakes. Just infinity more to go!” Snake Pit, West of Loathing
04/24/18 “He’s naturally dense, it acts like insulation.” Pandoria, Xenoblade Chronicles 2
07/19/17 “Hah! Do not worry, little one — I deal with worse cases before my morning bowel movement!” Godbert, Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn
05/22/17 “Oh, but don’t worry, I drank a bunch of tea so I’m ready to kill in your name!” Faye, Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia
02/02/17 “More like I feel I’ve been facially molested by a cat.” Zack, Asdivine Hearts
01/22/17 “Hearken to me now, for as a shepherd leads his flock, I shall guide you to my irrefutable conclusion!” Hildibrand, Final Fantasy XIV
05/23/16 “You’re like the omega weapon of innkeepers.” Edea, Bravely Second: End Layer
04/18/16 “I have lost my memory more times than I can even remember.” Hildibrand, Final Fantasy XIV
03/10/16 “Reason for absence: “Fell through a time warp and hung out with rabbits and ninjas.” Yeah, THAT’LL go over well.” Leon Kennedy, Project X Zone 2
08/03/15 “Hey! Unsophisticated, I’ll admit, but who are you calling undersized!?” Lilisette, Final Fantasy XI: Wings of the Goddess
06/16/15 “Having cake in the morning is supposed to be good for the brain. The line of logic works for me!” Luchs, Lord of Magna: Maiden Heaven
05/11/15 “My loyal friend and guardian! If you see him, pet him for me!” He thinks. Hard. “Or her. It’s a lizard. You know how it is.” Prince Chevyn, Avernum 2
12/01/14 “Your mother could have given birth to another child, and I could have had him bring me the sandwich in the time it took you to get here.” Hero’s Mother, Dragon Warrior VII
11/12/14 “You’re never more alive than when you’re about to lose your pants, my friend.” Varric, Dragon Age: Inquisition
10/31/14 “My skill set is more about punching evil in the face and less about smooching.” Gall, Tales of Hearts R
10/06/14 “Just thinking about collecting 100 weapons…makes me sleepy.” Fang, Fairy Fencer F
09/29/14 “You need to stop moping and do what you do best. Hit things really hard and stumble your way into success!” Roy, Ys Origin
08/22/14 “That potbellied son of a whore Teagan said I’d pass out before drinking an entire barrel of pickle juice – I aim to prove him wrong.” Oghren, Dragon Age: Origins
07/15/14 “Well, why are we just standing around talking, then? Let’s stop the mumblin’ and start the rumblin’, I say!” Boz, Suikoden V
05/30/14 “Uh… um, because y– …ho– how are you doing?” Lilith, Borderlands 2
04/22/14 “Rotten fruit, spit, vile language, town scorn … hold it! The perks suck, too!” NPC, Arc the Lad II
02/14/14 “Not your customary running-for-your-life thrill, mind, but a real thundaga-to-the-heart epiphany!” Ringabell, Bravely Default
12/03/13 “Truth be told, I love the guy… in an entirely platonic way, mind you.” Andrew, Vanguard Bandits
10/29/13 “Oh, and don’t even think about dying. You’re too bloody useful.” Cid, Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn
10/16/13 “So we’re having a meal together as men. Nothing wrong with that.” NPC, Pokémon X/Y
09/20/13 “It wasn’t even round. I’m not sure they know what the word “orb” means.” Serps, Dragon Fantasy Book II
07/16/13 “I think he just means “die,” but yeah, the wonky translation doesn’t help.” Xiaomu, Project X Zone
07/01/13 “I raised you to be a good prince only as a fa?ade, but it seems I did too good of a job.” Stigma, The Legend of Heroes: Song of the Ocean
06/13/13 “In any case, look on the bright side: we’ve seen each other naked now, right?” Chrom, Fire Emblem: Awakening
04/08/13 “The last person who snuck up on me like that isn’t a person anymore.” Tharja, Fire Emblem: Awakening
04/01/13 “Um, yeah. I don’t usually take sinister chuckles as an answer.” Gaius, Fire Emblem: Awakening
03/19/13 “Wow, I thought he was just some throwaway character, but this is his third appearance.” Neptune, Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory
03/11/13 “That’s why I love hanging out with you guys. Why shoot something once when you can shoot it 46 more times?” Wrex, Mass Effect 3: The Citadel DLC
03/05/13 “He gives orders. I stab people. I think our roles are clear.” Lon’qu, Fire Emblem: Awakening
02/15/13 “She’s over a thousand years old… You’d have thought she’d have grown out of the rebellious stage.” Kazat, Xenoblade Chronicles
02/05/13 “Turns out the business end of my sword is ME.” Sully, Fire Emblem: Awakening
01/28/13 “I want to die a horrible, bloody death that’s completely painless. I don’t like ouchies.” Henry, Fire Emblem: Awakening
12/04/12 “Marriage is where fun goes to die.” Tohru Adachi, Persona 4 Golden
11/05/12 “Get ready for Kanji Tatsumi to show his manhood to these chicks!” Kanji Tatsumi, Persona 4 Golden
10/11/12 “We aren’t men. Well, some of my parts probably came from men…” Zozo, Code of Princess
09/13/12 “In that case, our fastest escape route will be out the butt.” Malik, Tales of Graces f
09/07/12 “AFFIRMATIVE. PREPARE TO DON THE BEHIND-HAT.” Mr. Sparkles, Guild Wars 2
08/22/12 “Ah, now I’m all hot and bothered. Guess it’s time for what you’ve all been waiting for.” Syrenne, The Last Story
08/16/12 “Did Teddie take my boxed lunch? If he did… that’s absolutely unforgivable!” Yukiko, Persona 4 Arena
07/30/12 “I have two ambitions as a hero. One! Have all the women in my party donned in bikinis at all times.” Soul, Mugen Souls
07/12/12 “You can never underestimate the power of pie.” Totori, Atelier Meruru
06/25/12 “His parents have sixteen arms between them, yet moist hugs were still in short supply.” Tycho, Penny Arcade’s On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness 3
06/04/12 “I’m coming too? I… didn’t really agree to that… but okay, I guess.” Epona, Ys Origin
05/29/12 “I’m beginning to think that the keep’s main defensive strategy is getting the enemies lost in endless little parapets and side corridors.” Scoundrel, Diablo III
05/21/12 “Angry naked women are attacking me? This is my summer is Westmarch all over again!” Scoundrel, Diablo III
05/07/12 “If you die, I guess we’ll know it was a trap.” Patty, Risen 2: Dark Waters
05/01/12 “Come on, lemme touch you again! …Look, you can touch me as much as you want. It’s a totally fair deal!” Pascal, Tales of Graces f
04/26/12 “Fine! Whatever you say, you… you big… poopyhead!” Meruru, Atelier Meruru
04/18/12 “What part of “I’m not a god” do you not understand, fishbrain?” Pewter, Golden Sun: Dark Dawn
03/23/12 “The number of unmentionables in this closet is simply unmentionable.” Closet, Dragon Fantasy
03/19/12 “I don’t believe this. He just vowed revenge against a door…” Hubert, Tales of Graces f
03/06/12 “You obviously haven’t seen turians swim. It’s a lot of flailing and splashing interrupted by occasional bouts of drowning.” Garrus, Mass Effect 3
03/01/12 “The heroine of justice subsists only on the crushed dreams of evil!” Nisa, Hyperdimension Neptunia mk2
02/01/12 “Well, I don’t think I can. I must bake bread.” Altos, The Legend of Heroes III: Song of the Ocean
01/24/12 “I read a lot of picture books. I’m what you’d call actively literate.” Rorona, Atelier Rorona: The Alchemist of Arland
01/10/12 “You take the smart boys, I take the rich ones, it’s all good.” Kaliyo, Star Wars: The Old Republic
01/03/12 “You reek of death, my friend. I salute you.” Nazir, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
12/12/11 “Hark! My Cthulhu sense is tingling! There’s a hot chick in the vicinity!” Cthulhu, Cthulhu Saves the World – Cthulhu’s Angels
11/22/11 “Heard he ripped a man’s arm off and beat him to death with it. He’s old fashioned like that.” Ulraccen, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
11/15/11 “Shut up! I can make mistakes too, you know! Don’t call me a pervert!” Rin Tousaka, Fate/Extra
11/09/11 “Oh, it’s you. Not now, not now, I’m thinking about pandas.” Sheng, Harvest Moon: The Tale of Two Towns
10/26/11 “Ack! A demon! We’re doooooooooooooomed! …Oh, wait. False alarm. It’s Keith.” Nolt, Ys 1 & 2 Chronicles
08/12/11 “Who will win, and who will lose? I don’t even really care– just YAAAY! Violence is cool!” Robyn, The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky
08/08/11 “Don’t you dare speak of my glorious chest like that!” Nisa, Hyperdimension Neptunia
07/21/11 “In 43% of observed cases, two Lobotomites left alone will fight for dominance or inject bodily fluids into each other’s orifices. Unsanitary.” Doctor Dala, Fallout: New Vegas – Old World Blues
07/05/11 “Stonebridge is home to men and goblins dedicated to freedom and self-reliance. It is also home to thousands of feral housecats.” Constable Automaton, Dungeon Siege III
06/06/11 “This isn’t slutty, it’s… strategically placed.” E’lara, Hunted: The Demon’s Forge
05/05/11 “Why is my present a BOY?!” Estelle, The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky
04/18/11 “You couldn’t set a piece of paper on fire with that.” Palom, Final Fantasy IV: The Complete Collection
04/13/11 “He was a fisherman and she a smith, you see. Both were killed in a rather freakish accident with a swordfish, I’m afraid.” Gina, Divinity 2: The Dragon Knight Saga
03/21/11 “I’m a girl with everything. Well, everything except a place to put my Poké Balls.” Swimmer, Pokémon Black
03/15/11 “Opinions are like testicles. Kick them hard enough, and it doesn’t matter how many you’ve got.” Varric, Dragon Age II
03/03/11 “I believed in him… I knew he was coming to find me… but I couldn’t keep waiting in a different castle…” Princess Pear, Hyperdimension Neptunia
02/15/11 “What is it about joining the military that’s so alluring? The low pay? The drab uniforms? The all-you-can-eat salt pork?” NPC in Somnus, Dragon Quest VI
02/11/11 “Well, you know what they say… Time and tide wait for Norman. And I’m not Norman, so I’d best be off!” Stella, Dragon Quest IX
02/03/11 “Did you notice that the people on every street are different?” Whispering Girl, Arc Rise Fantasia
01/18/11 “Huh! The only thing I’ll sell a human is a fist to the face! You want a free sample?” Beastman Item Shop Owner, Radiant Historia
01/05/11 “I’ll be able to sleep at night, innocent as the day I was accidentally conceived.” Female Reporter, Z.H.P.
12/31/10 “I can save at any time? What is this, a first person shooter?” Cthulhu, Cthulhu Saves the World
12/14/10 “Hey, Jessy! Did you just laugh at that lame joke of his?!” Guy, Lufia: Curse of the Sinistrals
11/23/10 “Watch out, boys! He’s got a gun, and he knows how to use it!” Mercenary, Fable 3
11/16/10 “Hang onto your butter, everyone, ’cause it’s time to churn!” Dogi, Ys Seven
11/12/10 “We’re adults now. In video game language, that means 15!” Pudding, Cladun
11/9/10 “Yeah, but, you’re really hot. In an 8-bit sense.” Pudding, Cladun
11/5/10 “And if you’d rather marry your hammer than me, you can go right ahead.” Jessy, Lufia: Curse of the Sinistrals
11/1/10 “Story is conflict, ideally without too much story getting in the way.” Jim the Wizard, Fable III
10/26/10 “I thought my butter-loving heart was going to explode out of my chest.” Paul, Ys: The Oath in Felghana
10/21/10 “I suppose some mysteries are beyond even the power of candy.” Wren, Costume Quest
10/13/10 “Death is the best cure for stupid.” Kali, Nier
10/11/10 “Let’s see how smug you are when I toss you on a campfire.” Kainé, Nier
10/04/10 “Look, you’re half-human, I’m being followed by a talking book. Let’s call it even.” Nier, Nier
09/21/10 “We’re a club of unkillable men with mysterious pasts. How can we NOT travel together?” Axios, Glory of Heracles
09/15/10 “Die, dust! You don’t belong in this world! HAVE AT YOU!” Fastidious Maid, Ys 7
08/25/10 “I’m rather partial to full-contact knitting.” DeathSpank, DeathSpank
08/09/10 “We have many more wonderfully harmful items in stock.” Weapon Shop Owner, Ys Seven
07/25/10 “Something’s afoot, and it’s not just the thing at the end of my leg!” Stella, Dragon Quest IX
07/19/10 “I have a fever, and the only prescription is more Side Quest!” DeathSpank, DeathSpank
07/14/10 “Looks like Jiro has a bigger load.” Kluke, Blue Dragon: Awakened Shadow
06/22/10 “Tres Ben? What is that, French? Lousy seniors and their lousy French…” Junpei, SMT: Persona 3 Portable
06/01/10 “What you pursue will be yours. But you will lose something dear.” Cloud, Final Fantasy VII
05/26/10 “Sometimes he’ll see me in black and hand me a whip and just go ‘Unf!'” Rhi’a, Sands of Destruction
05/18/10 “Why, you insolent crone! How dare you address me like some common paperback?” Grimoire Weiss, Nier
05/13/10 “Feels like I was on the wrong end of a ton of bricks.” Kyrie, Sands of Destruction
05/03/10 “If you wanna stick around, then no more trying to take our clothes off, and no more ‘analysis’!” Crais, Mimana Iyar Chronicle
04/21/10 “You might was to lay down.” Mile, The Legend of Heroes: A Tear of Vermillion
04/13/10 “Takes me back to the old days. Us against the unknown, killing it with big guns. Good times.” Wrex, Mass Effect 2
04/05/10 “Your younger brother betrayed you, and your undead father killed you…” Aisha, Last Rebellion
03/30/10 “I understand how you feel… But that answer doesn’t advance the story!” King of Dotnia, 3D Dot Game Heroes
03/18/10 “I’m sorry, “AAAA.” I should have thought up a better name for you.” Remorseful Dead Gamer, Fragile Dreams: Farewell Ruins of the Moon
03/15/10 “All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools.” Anders, Dragon Age: Origins – Awakening
03/04/10 “With barely contained terror. You drive a hard bargain, human.” Harrot, Mass Effect 2
02/26/10 “Wow! Seriously? Thanks, friendly old guy whose name I don’t know.” Caesar, White Knight Chronicles
02/22/10 “You… may be right… I’ll nap. Destroy the universe later…” Niftu Cal, Mass Effect 2
02/16/10 “It doesn’t matter what race they are for you, long as they’re female?” Demon, Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey
02/03/10 “We should get behind… stuff.” Grunt, Mass Effect 2
01/27/10 “When he left, he stole a fragment from me and punched my dog, which was the fourth and final part of the key. The fragment is part of the key, not my dog.” Patricia Tannis, Borderlands
01/15/10 “These darn things wake me up every morning… I just want to choke them sometimes!” Nall, Lunar: Silver Star Harmony
12/16/09 “Just so you know, if the king ever asks me to put on a dress and dance the Remigold, I’m drawing the line. Darkspawn or no.” Alistair, Dragon Age: Origins
12/08/09 “…to have and to cherish, in sickness and in health, for as long as you both shall be resurrected from the church?” Priest, Dragon Quest V
11/30/09 “Hm. Then their plan must be to flatter me to death! Nefarious!” EvilLord, Half-Minute Hero
11/20/09 “The man you loved has died. It seems you could have chosen better.” Sten, Dragon Age: Origins
11/11/09 “A putrid half-eaten hare is not something a woman wants to find in her unmentionables.” Morrigan, Dragon Age: Origins
11/06/09 “Yes, but she seems more… “Ooh, pretty colors!” than “Muahaha! I am Princess Stabbity! Stab, kill, kill!” Alistair, Dragon Age: Origins
10/26/09 “Soldiers! Get him! Go for the face!” Noire, Half-Minute Hero
10/15/09 “If I die in here, I’ll kill him.” Wrex, Mass Effect
10/06/09 “He’s stubby ‘n chubbly ‘n wubbly ‘n like two scoops of ice cream.” Pericci, Star Ocean: First Departure
09/29/09 “I won’t say that a single fist can destroy the world… but it can certainly destroy YOU!” Kai Kitamura, Super Robot Taisen: OG 2
09/22/09 “You vant to go outside!? You vant to fisticuffs!?” Dr. Odine, Final Fantasy VIII
09/09/09 “Stop whining that it’s embarrassing to be seen naked. Who’s interested in you?” Jinkuro’s Soul, Muramasa: The Demon Blade
08/18/09 “Vegetables are like bombs packed tight with all kinds of important nutrients..” Largo, Valkyria Chronicles
06/17/09 “You found a mouse, but it won’t help you get through the game.” Search Barrel, Rhapsody DS
06/17/09 “Didn’t you get the message? Stop trying to talk to me!” Grayridge NPC, Suikoden Tierkreis
06/17/09 “Crap…. kitty ears are my brother’s greatest weakness.” Tax, Class of Heroes
06/12/09 “K-kitty ears… They… You… You are not fit to wield such power!” Max, Class of Heroes
04/29/09 “Great, so you’re going to dawdle AND break the fourth wall. *sigh*” Jonathan, Crimson Gem Saga
04/13/09 “How dare you ask a lady what she does by herself in her own room!” Dorothy, Super Robot Taisen OG Saga: Endless Frontier
03/13/09 “Not until you give me your undies.” Chris, The Legend of Heroes II: PotMW
03/06/09 “But… Your adventure is not end!” Robot Ninja Haggle Man, Retro Game Challenge
02/17/09 “I’ve ruined three pairs of pants just trying to talk to her.” Student, Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled
02/12/09 “Professor…I…I finally made friends… I found myself some new friends, Professor…” Edge?, Star Ocean: The Last Hope
01/27/09 “Youth and beauty cannot match wisdom and treachery!” Sadie, Luminous Arc 2
01/05/09 “But I really want this meat… And I want you to cook it, Miss.” Teddie, Persona 4
11/24/08 “The only thing you’ve got going for you is your chest.” Zelos, Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World
11/17/08 “I think mine’s cracked, too. C-critical hit to the nads.” Yosuke, Persona 4
11/10/08 “Man or woman, it’s all the same. Power is beauty, and I’m deliciously strong!” Flea, Chrono Trigger
11/03/08 “Thanks for listening children! This is Three Dog! Owwwww!” Three Dog, Fallout 3
10/20/08 “My! You’re such a cute girl!” Mistel, Yggdra Union
09/18/08 “Then I wish I had more zippers… so I could tell you to ZIP IT.” Neku, The World Ends With You
09/09/08 “I guess she wasn’t in the bathroom.” Capell, Infinite Undiscovery
08/19/08 “What kind of logical reasons involve running from help!?” Dragan, Spectral Force 3
07/29/08 “Let those manly tears flow.” Gaston, Luminous Arc 2
07/02/08 “Since when have we been “friends” and how soon can we stop?” Cid, Final Fantasy Tactics A2
06/26/08 “It was like bam! A spear went thunk! The blastia went bang! And he flew off into the sky like whoosh!” Karol, Tales of Vesperia
06/21/08 “If you master the coolitude, you’ll become what everyone calls a hero!” Arlus, Summon Night: Twin Age
06/12/08 “Foul work, to be sure. But we’ll need to kill the girl as well.” Kain, Final Fantasy IV DS
05/28/08 “Come, rake! Let us begin our dark work.” Main Character, On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode One
05/20/08 “Man, what a dump. Just perfect for humans.” Nassau, Summon Night: Twin Age
05/01/08 “If I accidentally scream, everybody will here me…” Yukari, Persona 3
04/22/08 “It would be irresponsible of me to die here. Given the choice, I’d rather live and be miserable.” Ansom, Rondo of Swords
04/14/08 “I’m counting on you… Ultimate Sword” Jaster, Rogue Galaxy
04/02/08 “I’d love to, but I don’t want to.” Prince, Gurumin
03/25/08 “Oh well… I guess this isn’t it, then. I think you’d remember a smell like this.” Rebecca, Wild ARMs 5
03/12/08 “Sure, work comes first, but all work and no play makes Jack a dull mog.” Jack the Moogle, Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: Ring of Fates
03/03/08 “Showing your back to the enemy… Overconfidence will destroy you.” Sephiroth, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII
02/17/08 “A man’s gotta do certain “things” before leaving on a mission like this, and I did what I had to do.” Jansen, Lost Odyssey
02/04/08 “It was such a small seed… I needed to find out what was growing inside. And there was only one way to find out. So I decided to raise it.” Ovan, .hack//G.U. Vol. 1//Rebirth
01/28/08 “I see, so you were playing.” Redheaded Girl, Baroque
01/22/08 “I will be glad to assist you in this endeavor… For a small fee, of course. Your sword… interests me.” Yet Unnamed Green-Haired Character, Project Exile (From Early GBA Trailer)
01/09/08 “You of all people should be cognizant of its power. I don’t care if it’s unstable. Make them hurry.” Margulis, Xenosaga: Episode I
09/25/07 “Empty or no, you’ve no choice but to follow me.” Delita, Final Fantasy Tactics: The War of the Lions
02/18/06 “Wait… is it me? Am I a weirdo?” Johnny, Shadow Hearts 3
02/11/06 “If I say you need a watermelon, then you need a watermelon!” The Fruit Lady, Grandia III
02/04/06 “I will see you when the later comes!” MC Hamir, Metal Saga
01/28/06 “Besides… the more tough fights I get into, the better I’ll get! Eventually my hidden superpowers will be unleashed!” Jack Russell, Radiata Stories
01/21/06 “Ya shouldn’t disrespect the spoon.” Smith the Swindler, Shadow Hearts 3
01/14/06 “Wise man learn much by saying little.” Dervish, Quest for Glory 2
01/07/06 “In man’s absence, the reign of the cockroach began.” Narrator, Metal Saga
12/31/06 “One must be the shield for the weak and the sword for the meek.” Force Motto, Shining Force Neo
12/24/06 “That it! My bunny is enraged and I won’t be able to hold him back!” Randy, Guardian Heroes
12/17/06 “Pay no attention to the average middle-aged man standing by this sign.” Sign, Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
12/10/06 “I awaken whenever Eden is in crisis.” Azure Azoth, Atelier Iris 2
12/03/06 “It appears to be an ordinary sword of legend.” Sword of Legend, FFXII
11/26/06 “It’s not a bug, it’s a feature!” Researcher, Tales of Phantasia
11/19/06 “If you can stop quaking with fear, step forth and fight!” Leon, Dragon Force
11/12/06 “Guaranteed best map in town or you no get your money back.” Alichica, Quest for Glory 2
11/05/06 “One who knows nothing can understand nothing.” Mysterious Stranger, Kingdom Hearts
10/29/06 “Well, we the great adventurers with burning souls are now ready to take on this quest!” Gaspard, .hack//G.U. Vol. 1
10/22/06 “I’m sorry, that’s not quite vague enough for me. Could you be a little less specific?” Ryudo, Grandia II
10/15/06 “Soy sauce on egg?! What heresy!” Egg Roll (Children’s Plate), Shadow Hearts 3
10/08/06 “I’m afraid I’ll have to sully my hands and deal directly with you after all!” Vandal, Shining Force III
10/01/06 “Only a fool rushes forth to his death. Rush forth, little one!” Scythe, Dragon Force
09/24/06 “Your judge and jury stands before you. The sentence DEATH!” Lyria, Dragon Force
09/17/06 “Maybe you should consider a new line of work and get out this Hero business. Have you considered accounting?” Abu al-Njun, Quest for Glory 2
09/10/06 “I truly apologize, but you die here.” Caellach, Fire Emblem: Sacred Stones
09/03/06 “When I get married, I’m going to make so many babies, I’ll have to start my own village!” NPC, Shining Force III
08/27/06 “Yeah, I have a sudden urge to work out until I’m scarcely feminine.” Girl in Muscle Cathedral, Metal Saga
08/20/06 “You seem dead set on coming after us. If that’s the case… I shall help you achieve at least the ‘dead’ part….” Masked Monk, Shining Force III
08/13/06 “I should like to keep my head. Why, if my head and body become separated, nothing I eat will reach my stomach!” Alice, Kingdom Hearts
08/06/06 “It is kept in the Garden of Death, just north of here. Here, take this key.” The Great Kamroh, Baten Kaitos
07/30/06 “Then all we have to do is take out the poisonous one and you can eat the rest.” Alfina, Grandia III
07/23/06 “Putting both together puts an end to both the fireworks and the ninja.” Johnny, Shadow Hearts 3
07/16/06 “Technically, I’m supposed to say something profound here… but I doubt anyone would understand it.” Dr. Mortem, Metal Saga
07/09/06 “Listen up you random encounter!” Noin, Atelier Iris 2
07/02/06 “Duh! I’m a prodigy. I can recall most everything I see or hear.” Lute, Fire Emblem: Sacred Stones
06/25/06 “You’re talented enough to hike!” Hiker, Pokemon (Leaf)
06/18/06 “I hate ghosts, you can’t kick them” Noin, Atelier Iris 2
06/11/06 “My hair didn’t fall out! It was a malevolent spirit!” Channeler, Pokemon (Leaf)
06/04/06 “But if we eat our pants, what are we supposed to wear?” Klein, Atelier Iris
05/28/06 “I WILL NOT EAT YOU. I AM A GOD.” Puni God, Atelier Iris
05/21/06 “She just stood there and STARED! Has she no shame?” Man, Lunar II: Eternal Blue Complete
05/14/06 “Do you have something to say to me, silly rabbit!?” Bully, Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
05/07/06 “A puppet that can no longer be used is mere garbage.” Majora’s Mask, Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask
04/30/06 “Good luck, and have a wonderful day full of leveling up!” Memory Center, Metal Saga
04/23/06 “A combat cyborg? Hmph, you’re just wearing sunglasses.” Mao, SH3
04/16/06 “Weird. This rain tastes salty.” Child, Baten Kaitos
04/09/06 “No no! Not your cooking! It was a… Um… a posionous mushroom!” Yuki, Grandia III
04/02/06 “Yes! Freedom! At last! In your face, eternal confinement!” Prophet, Fable
04/01/06 “Roku was here =P” Roku, April Fools
03/26/06 “Difference between beard and world is one whirls around tree, the other twirls around me.” Dervish, Quest for Glory 2
03/12/06 “What’s so unusual about a talking cat these days, anyway?!” Mao, Shadow Hearts 3
02/26/06 “Conquering the world… that’s quite an out of date goal.” Chairman Rebecca, Shining Force Neo
02/19/06 “If you’re willing to do a small little teensy favor for me, I might reconsider having you for supper.” Baba Yaga, Quest for Glory
02/12/06 “Life is long when you live it, oh but so short when you look back…” Giacomo, Baten Kaitos
02/05/06 “I guess this sign means “Look Out for Falling Swords”… how scary is that?” Jack Russell, Radiata Stories
01/29/06 “There is an important quest card waiting for you at the bottom of a slime pit.” Jack of Blades, Fable
01/22/06 “I’m standing under this waterfall as part of my training. Plus it’s part of my Flab Smasher diet plan.” Man Under Waterfall, Baten Kaitos
01/15/06 “I am matter…I am antimatter…I can see your past…I can see your future…I consume time…And I will consume you!” Culex, Super Mario RPG
01/01/06 “So you have a girlfriend, mate? I bet she has a fine beard.” A Dwarf, Radiata Stories
12/25/05 “It’s painfully obvious my lyrical opus is wasted on your Philistine ears.” Prison Warden, Fable
12/11/05 “You can’t eat the poor goat, not after he’s worked so hard for us!” Ganz Rothschild, Radiata Stories
12/04/05 “Today you have brought me… Cancer. I’m truly grateful.” Keeper of the Star Map, Baten Kaitos
11/27/05 “There’s a forest of spirit trees to the north. We call it Spirit Tree Forest.” NPC, Legend of Heroes
11/20/05 “The solar data will simply recycle them endlessly, for all eternity.” Schroedinger’s Solar Data, SMT: DDS2
11/13/05 “The guardian is destroyed by that which he would guard.” Lucian, Radiata Stories
11/06/05 “I just got out of Guard College last week, and I only got a C minus in Hostage Recovery.” Random Guard, Fable
? “You are doing well, lad. But can you break through this secret technique of Darkness? En Garde!” Ganon, Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
10/27/05 “I can’t believe this! You ate the wall?? Are you insanse?” Trill, Baten Kaitos
? “Which is it? A few or a score? There’s a big difference, you know!” The Bard, The Bard’s Tale
? “When you’re done with the death wails, come in and get changed.” Leonard Ford, Radiata Stories
09/12/05 “And you…token guard who’s going to die anyway…try and slow them down!” Commander Byron, Growlanser 2
08/28/05 “Ones who does not have Triforce can’t go in.” Old Man, Legend of Zelda (original)
08/07/05 “Boy, doesn’t this just beat all…” Rei, Breath of Fire III
07/31/05 “Who wants to rest in peace?” Pamela, Atelier Iris Eternal Mana