This is an archive all the various characters quotes that have appeared in the tagline for RPGamer.com over the years.
(Note: Incomplete before 3/26/06)
| Start Date | Quote | Speaker, Game |
| 12/21/24 | “There will be no stabbing, back or otherwise! Honestly…” | Hulkenberg, Metaphor: ReFantazio |
| 12/06/24 | “Cramped spaces are the foundation of camaraderie, I say!” | Neuras, Metaphor: ReFantazio |
| 11/13/24 | “Even a protagonist wouldn’t survive that drop.” | Gallica, Metaphor: ReFantazio |
| 10/28/24 | “It’s a miracle you didn’t all starve before you hired me.” | Lucanis, Dragon Age: The Veilguard |
| 09/11/24 | “We can talk about me cabbage later.” | Ketenramm, Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail |
| 08/23/24 | “Should you require further esoteric musings or biting witticisms, don’t hesitate to call.” | Thancred Waters, Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail |
| 08/03/24 | “My friends, it’s been… well, not that long.” | Thancred Waters, Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail |
| 07/14/24 | “Can’t you at least pretend I’m a little cool?” | Van Arkride, The Legend of Heroes: Trails through Daybreak |
| 06/28/24 | “Please allow me to deliver the beatings from now on!” | Feri Al-Fayed, The Legend of Heroes: Trails through Daybreak |
| 06/01/24 | “Hmm… I didn’t think to include “bribes” when I was calculating our budget for this trip.” | Tataru, Final Fantay XIV: Stormblood |
| 05/06/24 | “Version update required to secure path to world domination.” | Wize, Final Fantay VII Rebirth |
| 03/30/24 | “You’re way better at the whole ‘putting yourself in harm’s way’ thing.” | Yuffie Kisaragi, Final Fantasy VII Rebirth |
| 03/11/24 | “Succumb to your instincts! Let us revel in a turbocharged tryst!” | Roche, Final Fantasy VII Rebirth |
| 02/22/24 | “Despite you having absolutely zero basis for saying that, I respect your optimism.” | Yu Nanba, Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth |
| 01/29/24 | “You called it a scheme? Man, I prefer to call it, uh, creative license.” | El Capitan, Cyberpunk 2077 |
| 12/18/23 | “People really sleep on the monologue surprise attack technique.” | Justice, My Time at Sandrock |
| 11/27/23 | “In the past half-hour alone, I’ve witnessed ten incidents where the laws of physics were outright defied!” | Toshiro Kasukabe, Persona 5 Tactica |
| 11/15/23 | “Sand… it’s course, grainy, gets everywhere… what’s not to love?” | Unsuur, My Time at Sandrock |
| 10/20/23 | “Saving damsels left and right, just like a storied hero! And sworn enemies, no less!” | Saber, Fate/Samurai Remnant |
| 10/03/23 | “I’ve never met someone so amazingly bad at lying!” | Saber, Fate/Samurai Remnant |
| 09/07/23 | “The problem is this: a preponderance of evidence that I am a terrible adventurer.” | Barcus Wroot, Baldur’s Gate III |
| 08/18/23 | “I make a much better hero than I do a hat, kupo!” | Nektar, Final Fantasy XVI |
| 07/31/23 | “How is it that every one of your little excursions presages some inexplicable catastrophe?” | Vivian Ninetales, Final Fantasy XVI |
| 07/13/23 | “Where are my royalties?!” | Nadia Rayne, The Legend of Heroes: Trails into Reverie |
| 06/30/23 | “Don’t worry. That one’s not rigged with a bomb. I think.” | Nadia Rayne, The Legend of Heroes: Trails into Reverie |
| 05/31/23 | “I have dealt only with fish for too long. And fish make terrible deals.” | Horned Statue, The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom |
| 05/06/23 | “Have at ’em, o esteemed authority figures!” | Saomi, Xenoblade Chronicles 3: Future Redeemed |
| 04/17/23 | “Civil service by daylight, nightclub by moonlight.” | Wazy Hemisphere, The Legend of Heroes: Trails to Azure |
| 04/05/23 | “That’s the smell of pure, unfiltered sportmanship baby!” | Nell, The Outer Worlds |
| 03/20/23 | “Let’s just enjoy our plausible deniability while it lasts, shall we?” | Phineas Welles, The Outer Worlds |
| 02/12/23 | “I may speak in a way that suggests a deeper meaning, but rarely is that actually the case.” | Zelkov, Fire Emblem Engage |
| 02/01/23 | “Teatime will only get harder from here.” | Etie, Fire Emblem Engage |
| 01/18/23 | “Well, he’s a soulless husk, which is less than ideal.” | Warrior of Light, Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker |
| 12/28/22 | “You somehow managed to sound more suspicious than if you had not clarified that at all.” | Tio Plato, The Legend of Heroes: Trails from Zero |
| 12/11/22 | “I guess by your tone that you don’t intend to eat me?” | Aria, Harvestella |
| 11/25/22 | “Are your puny mortal eyes unable to see the magnoliousness that is my celestial vessel? Hmm!?” | Unicorn, Harvestella |
| 10/25/22 | “If you like this plan, that makes me worried.” | Leon, Lost Eidolons |
| 09/21/22 | “Their fluffy fur just gives me life! I will hear no objections on this.” | Eunie, Xenoblade Chronicles 3 |
| 09/02/22 | “Let’s get in there, mess ’em up, get out, bish bash bosh.” | Eunie, Xenoblade Chronicles 3 |
| 08/08/22 | “Once again, prolonged exposure to idiocy inconveniences us.” | Taion, Xenoblade Chronicles 3 |
| 07/27/22 | “I’m completely devoid of nutritional content! I’m basically just air!” | Bernadetta, Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes |
| 06/27/22 | “After all, if I don’t finish my assigned tasks, I’m mission the point!” | Alois, Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes |
| 05/24/22 | “Just once isn’t enough. Your last heroic act might’ve been a fluke.” | Bert, Ni no Kuni: Cross Worlds |
| 04/26/22 | “Geez, this is getting pretty crazy even by dream standards.” | Natsuno Minami, 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim |
| 04/07/22 | “Let us take care not to wake him, lest he resume his prattle…” | Frederica Aesfrost, Triangle Strategy |
| 03/08/22 | “A much more entertaining event than my endless speeches.” | King Regna, Triangle Strategy |
| 02/16/22 | “Finally awakened to the revelry of romance, eh?” | Love Guru G.G., Maglam Lord |
| 01/31/22 | “Fortunately there are a lot of mundane everyday tasks for you to take care of today.” | Syneros, Expeditions: Rome |
| 01/18/22 | “I had a great idea involving cats.” | Bestia Tabat, Expeditions: Rome |
| 12/18/21 | “The doom and gloom? Oh yes, quite expected.” | Livingway, Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker |
| 12/06/21 | “Should the opportunity arise for a spot of ballroom dancing, I will be your twinkle-toed Gentleman of Light!” | Emmanellain de Fortemps, Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker |
| 11/22/21 | “Could you help? I seem to be… ah… doomed.” | Tanis Venn, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic |
| 11/07/21 | “I don’t actually get what you said, but I know a roast when I hear one!” | χ, The Caligula Effect 2 |
| 10/25/21 | “Blah, blah, blah, magic!” | Rinwell, Tales of Arise |
| 10/11/21 | “I’ve never seen someone dump that much cheese on a meal before.” | Alphen, Tales of Arise |
| 09/16/21 | “You should really take this potato, then.” | Alphen, Tales of Arise |
| 08/26/21 | “Off he flows, like a devilishly handsome gust of wind.” | Nagi Usui, NEO: The World Ends with You |
| 08/06/21 | “I may be shaped like a cube, but we’re realists.” | Cubo, Dodgeball Academia |
| 07/22/21 | “Whoops, I just used my head. I forgot it’s time to be slacking off right now.” | Arashi Spring, Scarlet Nexus |
| 05/13/21 | “Releasing dragon restraints may result in specimen loss, damage to facilities, and incineration of staff.” | Restrainment Node, Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers |
| 05/03/21 | “Damn. I wish we’d picked a fight with dumber enemies.” | Yu Nanba, Yakuza: Like a Dragon |
| 04/08/21 | “I will join the fray when I have finished my tea.” | Y’shtola Rhul, Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers |
| 03/15/21 | “Every day, in every way, I get more awesome!” | Adelle, Bravely Default II |
| 02/11/21 | “I’m about to do a great many stupid and reckless things. Watch my back, would you?” | Alisaie Leveilleur, Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers |
| 01/29/21 | “The RNG gods smile upon us!” | Futaba Sakura, Persona 5 Strikers |
| 01/15/21 | “Get along with the talking cat.” | Joker, Persona 5 Strikers |
| 12/07/20 | “I prefer the term ‘alluringly enigmatic.’” | [Spoiler character], The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel IV |
| 11/22/20 | “My bad–I didn’t realise it was National Abandon Your Grip On Sanity Day.” | Ash Carbide, The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel IV |
| 11/05/20 | “Yeah, everyone says that BEFORE they get hit with the big stick…” | Estelle Bright, The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel IV |
| 10/21/20 | “It’d be pretty crazy if there was a talking cat wandering around.” | Fluffy, 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim |
| 09/30/20 | “Yakisoba pan is the food of the gods, and I’ll never pretend otherwise!” | Takatoshi Hijiyama, 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim |
| 09/15/20 | “Now I’m a schoolgirl with a giant robot!” | Iori Fuyusaka, 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim |
| 08/20/20 | “I’ve got no mercy for people who waste food. Especially yakisoba pan.” | Takatoshi Hijiyama, 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim |
| 08/03/20 | “Wanna avoid dangerous cults? Just practice Safe sects!” | Goro Majima, Yakuza 0 |
| 07/03/20 | “Stick your head in the sand and all you get is sand in your eyes.” | Reyn, Xenoblade Chronicles |
| 06/13/20 | “I’m gonna RENOVATE your ass!” | Kanji Tatsumi, Persona 4 Golden |
| 06/04/20 | “You can’t have a rainbow without Reyn, baby!” | Reyn, Xenoblade Chronicles |
| 05/22/20 | “I am but the PICture of–hic!–stone sshobriety.” | Maroro, Utawarerumono: Mask of Deception |
| 05/03/20 | “Your adventurous spirit calls you toward ever greater challenges, no matter how staggeringly ill-advised or outright suicidal.” | Anogg, Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers |
| 04/15/20 | “We’ll settle this the tried-and-true traditional way: a squat-off.” | Jules, Final Fantasy VII Remake |
| 03/29/20 | “I’m a natural with this candy photography stuff!” | Ryuji Sakamoto, Persona 5 Royal |
| 03/17/20 | “Well, at any rate, we’ve determined that hamburgers are incapable of conveying the majesty of space.” | Caroline, Persona 5 Royal |
| 03/05/20 | “I’m a car, remember? I’m not going anywhere unless someone drives me.” | Morgana, Persona 5 |
| 02/09/20 | “Psh, no, you can’t eat the scenery in Hollywood! The set designers would get mad.” | Eleonora Yumizuru, Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE |
| 01/20/20 | “It’s YOUR sacred duty to fix this! I will be indoors! Watching anime!” | Barry Goodman, Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE |
| 12/17/19 | “I would have much preferred a tea party.” | Sharon Kreuger, The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel III |
| 12/17/19 | “Be advised, mantisaur threat level is… Petrifying Purpleberry.” | Mechanical Guardian Mk2, The Outer Worlds |
| 11/14/19 | “Do take care not to do anything that might affect your… performance.” | Musse Egret, The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel III |
| 10/28/19 | “If I was making normal food I’d be packing it with cicadas right now.” | Freddy, The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel III |
| 10/15/19 | “There’s nothing quite like some quality, sensual bonding to perk you right up before work.” | Sharon Kreuger, The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel III |
| 08/28/19 | “Why not gaze at these documents instead of the sky?” | Edelgard (as Hubert), Fire Emblem: Three Houses |
| 08/13/19 | “Feels nice, doesn’t it? Knowing that, together, we can irritate that many people?” | Dorothea, Fire Emblem: Three Houses |
| 07/30/19 | “You’ll have to tell me about it sometime when I’m not walking away…” | Linhardt, Fire Emblem: Three Houses |
| 07/13/19 | “Though we know to fear the beaver, we know little and less about it.” | Lad Kenn, Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers |
| 07/02/19 | “I haven’t thrown up in more than 900 years, but I really think this is going to do it.” | Sigrid, Wargroove |
| 06/18/19 | “Slayer of Gods… Rider of Dragons… Savior of Ishgard… Stealer of Pants — if some of the more puzzling rumors are to be believed.” | Hancock, Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood |
| 05/01/19 | “Incidentally, what is the going rate for rescuing princesses these days? Food would be a start– the good stuff, mind you.” | Balthier, Final Fantasy XII |
| 04/04/19 | “They call him… Mr. Tiddles!” | Machias, The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel |
| 03/12/19 | “…Or perhaps he skipped right past profound and went straight to crazy instead. Ah well.” | Pascal, NieR: Automata |
| 03/01/19 | “A god stepped on me once.” | The Watcher, Pillars of Eterntiy II |
| 01/20/19 | “Hitting someone in the middle of an argument is hardly proper manners!” | Boccos, Tales of Vesperia |
| 01/01/19 | “All right! About time an antagonistic villain made the scene!” | Hailey, Yo-kai Watch 3 |
| 12/20/18 | “Don’t pay no mind to the crazy lady’s hollerin'” | Usapyon, Yo-kai Watch 3 |
| 11/23/18 | “Arr, this vessel now belongs ta Cap’n Raven! Come on, men! We set sail fer adventure!” | Raven, Tales of Vesperia |
| 11/08/18 | “I just go ‘Zoom!’ and it goes ‘Whoosh!’ and then ‘Bam!’ and the enemies are like ‘Noooooo!’ and I’m all ‘Hahaha!'” | Arthur, Etrian Odyssey Untold: The Millennium Girl |
| 10/24/18 | “Let’s not sweat the small stuff like logic and plot development! Let’s just beat this fool up!” | Neptune, Megadimension Neptunia VII(R) |
| 10/10/18 | “Any tree can drop an apple. I’ll drop the freaking moon!” | Sho Minamimoto, The World Ends With You |
| 09/05/18 | “I play the leading man, who else?” (In memory of Michael A. Cunningham) |
Balthier, Final Fantasy XII |
| 08/28/18 | “I gave it a try. It didn’t make my ears bleed.” | Kou Tokisaka, Tokyo Xanadu |
| 08/14/18 | “O, woe is me, doomed to never realize the full depth of my good looks and charisma.” | Cyrus, Octopath Traveler |
| 08/04/18 | “You successfully killed four snakes out of infinity snakes. Just infinity more to go!” | Snake Pit, West of Loathing |
| 04/24/18 | “He’s naturally dense, it acts like insulation.” | Pandoria, Xenoblade Chronicles 2 |
| 07/19/17 | “Hah! Do not worry, little one — I deal with worse cases before my morning bowel movement!” | Godbert, Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn |
| 05/22/17 | “Oh, but don’t worry, I drank a bunch of tea so I’m ready to kill in your name!” | Faye, Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia |
| 02/02/17 | “More like I feel I’ve been facially molested by a cat.” | Zack, Asdivine Hearts |
| 01/22/17 | “Hearken to me now, for as a shepherd leads his flock, I shall guide you to my irrefutable conclusion!” | Hildibrand, Final Fantasy XIV |
| 05/23/16 | “You’re like the omega weapon of innkeepers.” | Edea, Bravely Second: End Layer |
| 04/18/16 | “I have lost my memory more times than I can even remember.” | Hildibrand, Final Fantasy XIV |
| 03/10/16 | “Reason for absence: “Fell through a time warp and hung out with rabbits and ninjas.” Yeah, THAT’LL go over well.” | Leon Kennedy, Project X Zone 2 |
| 08/03/15 | “Hey! Unsophisticated, I’ll admit, but who are you calling undersized!?” | Lilisette, Final Fantasy XI: Wings of the Goddess |
| 06/16/15 | “Having cake in the morning is supposed to be good for the brain. The line of logic works for me!” | Luchs, Lord of Magna: Maiden Heaven |
| 05/11/15 | “My loyal friend and guardian! If you see him, pet him for me!” He thinks. Hard. “Or her. It’s a lizard. You know how it is.” | Prince Chevyn, Avernum 2 |
| 12/01/14 | “Your mother could have given birth to another child, and I could have had him bring me the sandwich in the time it took you to get here.” | Hero’s Mother, Dragon Warrior VII |
| 11/12/14 | “You’re never more alive than when you’re about to lose your pants, my friend.” | Varric, Dragon Age: Inquisition |
| 10/31/14 | “My skill set is more about punching evil in the face and less about smooching.” | Gall, Tales of Hearts R |
| 10/06/14 | “Just thinking about collecting 100 weapons…makes me sleepy.” | Fang, Fairy Fencer F |
| 09/29/14 | “You need to stop moping and do what you do best. Hit things really hard and stumble your way into success!” | Roy, Ys Origin |
| 08/22/14 | “That potbellied son of a whore Teagan said I’d pass out before drinking an entire barrel of pickle juice – I aim to prove him wrong.” | Oghren, Dragon Age: Origins |
| 07/15/14 | “Well, why are we just standing around talking, then? Let’s stop the mumblin’ and start the rumblin’, I say!” | Boz, Suikoden V |
| 05/30/14 | “Uh… um, because y– …ho– how are you doing?” | Lilith, Borderlands 2 |
| 04/22/14 | “Rotten fruit, spit, vile language, town scorn … hold it! The perks suck, too!” | NPC, Arc the Lad II |
| 02/14/14 | “Not your customary running-for-your-life thrill, mind, but a real thundaga-to-the-heart epiphany!” | Ringabell, Bravely Default |
| 12/03/13 | “Truth be told, I love the guy… in an entirely platonic way, mind you.” | Andrew, Vanguard Bandits |
| 10/29/13 | “Oh, and don’t even think about dying. You’re too bloody useful.” | Cid, Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn |
| 10/16/13 | “So we’re having a meal together as men. Nothing wrong with that.” | NPC, Pokémon X/Y |
| 09/20/13 | “It wasn’t even round. I’m not sure they know what the word “orb” means.” | Serps, Dragon Fantasy Book II |
| 07/16/13 | “I think he just means “die,” but yeah, the wonky translation doesn’t help.” | Xiaomu, Project X Zone |
| 07/01/13 | “I raised you to be a good prince only as a fa?ade, but it seems I did too good of a job.” | Stigma, The Legend of Heroes: Song of the Ocean |
| 06/13/13 | “In any case, look on the bright side: we’ve seen each other naked now, right?” | Chrom, Fire Emblem: Awakening |
| 04/08/13 | “The last person who snuck up on me like that isn’t a person anymore.” | Tharja, Fire Emblem: Awakening |
| 04/01/13 | “Um, yeah. I don’t usually take sinister chuckles as an answer.” | Gaius, Fire Emblem: Awakening |
| 03/19/13 | “Wow, I thought he was just some throwaway character, but this is his third appearance.” | Neptune, Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory |
| 03/11/13 | “That’s why I love hanging out with you guys. Why shoot something once when you can shoot it 46 more times?” | Wrex, Mass Effect 3: The Citadel DLC |
| 03/05/13 | “He gives orders. I stab people. I think our roles are clear.” | Lon’qu, Fire Emblem: Awakening |
| 02/15/13 | “She’s over a thousand years old… You’d have thought she’d have grown out of the rebellious stage.” | Kazat, Xenoblade Chronicles |
| 02/05/13 | “Turns out the business end of my sword is ME.” | Sully, Fire Emblem: Awakening |
| 01/28/13 | “I want to die a horrible, bloody death that’s completely painless. I don’t like ouchies.” | Henry, Fire Emblem: Awakening |
| 12/04/12 | “Marriage is where fun goes to die.” | Tohru Adachi, Persona 4 Golden |
| 11/05/12 | “Get ready for Kanji Tatsumi to show his manhood to these chicks!” | Kanji Tatsumi, Persona 4 Golden |
| 10/11/12 | “We aren’t men. Well, some of my parts probably came from men…” | Zozo, Code of Princess |
| 09/13/12 | “In that case, our fastest escape route will be out the butt.” | Malik, Tales of Graces f |
| 09/07/12 | “AFFIRMATIVE. PREPARE TO DON THE BEHIND-HAT.” | Mr. Sparkles, Guild Wars 2 |
| 08/22/12 | “Ah, now I’m all hot and bothered. Guess it’s time for what you’ve all been waiting for.” | Syrenne, The Last Story |
| 08/16/12 | “Did Teddie take my boxed lunch? If he did… that’s absolutely unforgivable!” | Yukiko, Persona 4 Arena |
| 07/30/12 | “I have two ambitions as a hero. One! Have all the women in my party donned in bikinis at all times.” | Soul, Mugen Souls |
| 07/12/12 | “You can never underestimate the power of pie.” | Totori, Atelier Meruru |
| 06/25/12 | “His parents have sixteen arms between them, yet moist hugs were still in short supply.” | Tycho, Penny Arcade’s On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness 3 |
| 06/04/12 | “I’m coming too? I… didn’t really agree to that… but okay, I guess.” | Epona, Ys Origin |
| 05/29/12 | “I’m beginning to think that the keep’s main defensive strategy is getting the enemies lost in endless little parapets and side corridors.” | Scoundrel, Diablo III |
| 05/21/12 | “Angry naked women are attacking me? This is my summer is Westmarch all over again!” | Scoundrel, Diablo III |
| 05/07/12 | “If you die, I guess we’ll know it was a trap.” | Patty, Risen 2: Dark Waters |
| 05/01/12 | “Come on, lemme touch you again! …Look, you can touch me as much as you want. It’s a totally fair deal!” | Pascal, Tales of Graces f |
| 04/26/12 | “Fine! Whatever you say, you… you big… poopyhead!” | Meruru, Atelier Meruru |
| 04/18/12 | “What part of “I’m not a god” do you not understand, fishbrain?” | Pewter, Golden Sun: Dark Dawn |
| 03/23/12 | “The number of unmentionables in this closet is simply unmentionable.” | Closet, Dragon Fantasy |
| 03/19/12 | “I don’t believe this. He just vowed revenge against a door…” | Hubert, Tales of Graces f |
| 03/06/12 | “You obviously haven’t seen turians swim. It’s a lot of flailing and splashing interrupted by occasional bouts of drowning.” | Garrus, Mass Effect 3 |
| 03/01/12 | “The heroine of justice subsists only on the crushed dreams of evil!” | Nisa, Hyperdimension Neptunia mk2 |
| 02/01/12 | “Well, I don’t think I can. I must bake bread.” | Altos, The Legend of Heroes III: Song of the Ocean |
| 01/24/12 | “I read a lot of picture books. I’m what you’d call actively literate.” | Rorona, Atelier Rorona: The Alchemist of Arland |
| 01/10/12 | “You take the smart boys, I take the rich ones, it’s all good.” | Kaliyo, Star Wars: The Old Republic |
| 01/03/12 | “You reek of death, my friend. I salute you.” | Nazir, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim |
| 12/12/11 | “Hark! My Cthulhu sense is tingling! There’s a hot chick in the vicinity!” | Cthulhu, Cthulhu Saves the World – Cthulhu’s Angels |
| 11/22/11 | “Heard he ripped a man’s arm off and beat him to death with it. He’s old fashioned like that.” | Ulraccen, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim |
| 11/15/11 | “Shut up! I can make mistakes too, you know! Don’t call me a pervert!” | Rin Tousaka, Fate/Extra |
| 11/09/11 | “Oh, it’s you. Not now, not now, I’m thinking about pandas.” | Sheng, Harvest Moon: The Tale of Two Towns |
| 10/26/11 | “Ack! A demon! We’re doooooooooooooomed! …Oh, wait. False alarm. It’s Keith.” | Nolt, Ys 1 & 2 Chronicles |
| 08/12/11 | “Who will win, and who will lose? I don’t even really care– just YAAAY! Violence is cool!” | Robyn, The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky |
| 08/08/11 | “Don’t you dare speak of my glorious chest like that!” | Nisa, Hyperdimension Neptunia |
| 07/21/11 | “In 43% of observed cases, two Lobotomites left alone will fight for dominance or inject bodily fluids into each other’s orifices. Unsanitary.” | Doctor Dala, Fallout: New Vegas – Old World Blues |
| 07/05/11 | “Stonebridge is home to men and goblins dedicated to freedom and self-reliance. It is also home to thousands of feral housecats.” | Constable Automaton, Dungeon Siege III |
| 06/06/11 | “This isn’t slutty, it’s… strategically placed.” | E’lara, Hunted: The Demon’s Forge |
| 05/05/11 | “Why is my present a BOY?!” | Estelle, The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky |
| 04/18/11 | “You couldn’t set a piece of paper on fire with that.” | Palom, Final Fantasy IV: The Complete Collection |
| 04/13/11 | “He was a fisherman and she a smith, you see. Both were killed in a rather freakish accident with a swordfish, I’m afraid.” | Gina, Divinity 2: The Dragon Knight Saga |
| 03/21/11 | “I’m a girl with everything. Well, everything except a place to put my Poké Balls.” | Swimmer, Pokémon Black |
| 03/15/11 | “Opinions are like testicles. Kick them hard enough, and it doesn’t matter how many you’ve got.” | Varric, Dragon Age II |
| 03/03/11 | “I believed in him… I knew he was coming to find me… but I couldn’t keep waiting in a different castle…” | Princess Pear, Hyperdimension Neptunia |
| 02/15/11 | “What is it about joining the military that’s so alluring? The low pay? The drab uniforms? The all-you-can-eat salt pork?” | NPC in Somnus, Dragon Quest VI |
| 02/11/11 | “Well, you know what they say… Time and tide wait for Norman. And I’m not Norman, so I’d best be off!” | Stella, Dragon Quest IX |
| 02/03/11 | “Did you notice that the people on every street are different?” | Whispering Girl, Arc Rise Fantasia |
| 01/18/11 | “Huh! The only thing I’ll sell a human is a fist to the face! You want a free sample?” | Beastman Item Shop Owner, Radiant Historia |
| 01/05/11 | “I’ll be able to sleep at night, innocent as the day I was accidentally conceived.” | Female Reporter, Z.H.P. |
| 12/31/10 | “I can save at any time? What is this, a first person shooter?” | Cthulhu, Cthulhu Saves the World |
| 12/14/10 | “Hey, Jessy! Did you just laugh at that lame joke of his?!” | Guy, Lufia: Curse of the Sinistrals |
| 11/23/10 | “Watch out, boys! He’s got a gun, and he knows how to use it!” | Mercenary, Fable 3 |
| 11/16/10 | “Hang onto your butter, everyone, ’cause it’s time to churn!” | Dogi, Ys Seven |
| 11/12/10 | “We’re adults now. In video game language, that means 15!” | Pudding, Cladun |
| 11/9/10 | “Yeah, but, you’re really hot. In an 8-bit sense.” | Pudding, Cladun |
| 11/5/10 | “And if you’d rather marry your hammer than me, you can go right ahead.” | Jessy, Lufia: Curse of the Sinistrals |
| 11/1/10 | “Story is conflict, ideally without too much story getting in the way.” | Jim the Wizard, Fable III |
| 10/26/10 | “I thought my butter-loving heart was going to explode out of my chest.” | Paul, Ys: The Oath in Felghana |
| 10/21/10 | “I suppose some mysteries are beyond even the power of candy.” | Wren, Costume Quest |
| 10/13/10 | “Death is the best cure for stupid.” | Kali, Nier |
| 10/11/10 | “Let’s see how smug you are when I toss you on a campfire.” | Kainé, Nier |
| 10/04/10 | “Look, you’re half-human, I’m being followed by a talking book. Let’s call it even.” | Nier, Nier |
| 09/21/10 | “We’re a club of unkillable men with mysterious pasts. How can we NOT travel together?” | Axios, Glory of Heracles |
| 09/15/10 | “Die, dust! You don’t belong in this world! HAVE AT YOU!” | Fastidious Maid, Ys 7 |
| 08/25/10 | “I’m rather partial to full-contact knitting.” | DeathSpank, DeathSpank |
| 08/09/10 | “We have many more wonderfully harmful items in stock.” | Weapon Shop Owner, Ys Seven |
| 07/25/10 | “Something’s afoot, and it’s not just the thing at the end of my leg!” | Stella, Dragon Quest IX |
| 07/19/10 | “I have a fever, and the only prescription is more Side Quest!” | DeathSpank, DeathSpank |
| 07/14/10 | “Looks like Jiro has a bigger load.” | Kluke, Blue Dragon: Awakened Shadow |
| 06/22/10 | “Tres Ben? What is that, French? Lousy seniors and their lousy French…” | Junpei, SMT: Persona 3 Portable |
| 06/01/10 | “What you pursue will be yours. But you will lose something dear.” | Cloud, Final Fantasy VII |
| 05/26/10 | “Sometimes he’ll see me in black and hand me a whip and just go ‘Unf!'” | Rhi’a, Sands of Destruction |
| 05/18/10 | “Why, you insolent crone! How dare you address me like some common paperback?” | Grimoire Weiss, Nier |
| 05/13/10 | “Feels like I was on the wrong end of a ton of bricks.” | Kyrie, Sands of Destruction |
| 05/03/10 | “If you wanna stick around, then no more trying to take our clothes off, and no more ‘analysis’!” | Crais, Mimana Iyar Chronicle |
| 04/21/10 | “You might was to lay down.” | Mile, The Legend of Heroes: A Tear of Vermillion |
| 04/13/10 | “Takes me back to the old days. Us against the unknown, killing it with big guns. Good times.” | Wrex, Mass Effect 2 |
| 04/05/10 | “Your younger brother betrayed you, and your undead father killed you…” | Aisha, Last Rebellion |
| 03/30/10 | “I understand how you feel… But that answer doesn’t advance the story!” | King of Dotnia, 3D Dot Game Heroes |
| 03/18/10 | “I’m sorry, “AAAA.” I should have thought up a better name for you.” | Remorseful Dead Gamer, Fragile Dreams: Farewell Ruins of the Moon |
| 03/15/10 | “All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools.” | Anders, Dragon Age: Origins – Awakening |
| 03/04/10 | “With barely contained terror. You drive a hard bargain, human.” | Harrot, Mass Effect 2 |
| 02/26/10 | “Wow! Seriously? Thanks, friendly old guy whose name I don’t know.” | Caesar, White Knight Chronicles |
| 02/22/10 | “You… may be right… I’ll nap. Destroy the universe later…” | Niftu Cal, Mass Effect 2 |
| 02/16/10 | “It doesn’t matter what race they are for you, long as they’re female?” | Demon, Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey |
| 02/03/10 | “We should get behind… stuff.” | Grunt, Mass Effect 2 |
| 01/27/10 | “When he left, he stole a fragment from me and punched my dog, which was the fourth and final part of the key. The fragment is part of the key, not my dog.” | Patricia Tannis, Borderlands |
| 01/15/10 | “These darn things wake me up every morning… I just want to choke them sometimes!” | Nall, Lunar: Silver Star Harmony |
| 12/16/09 | “Just so you know, if the king ever asks me to put on a dress and dance the Remigold, I’m drawing the line. Darkspawn or no.” | Alistair, Dragon Age: Origins |
| 12/08/09 | “…to have and to cherish, in sickness and in health, for as long as you both shall be resurrected from the church?” | Priest, Dragon Quest V |
| 11/30/09 | “Hm. Then their plan must be to flatter me to death! Nefarious!” | EvilLord, Half-Minute Hero |
| 11/20/09 | “The man you loved has died. It seems you could have chosen better.” | Sten, Dragon Age: Origins |
| 11/11/09 | “A putrid half-eaten hare is not something a woman wants to find in her unmentionables.” | Morrigan, Dragon Age: Origins |
| 11/06/09 | “Yes, but she seems more… “Ooh, pretty colors!” than “Muahaha! I am Princess Stabbity! Stab, kill, kill!” | Alistair, Dragon Age: Origins |
| 10/26/09 | “Soldiers! Get him! Go for the face!” | Noire, Half-Minute Hero |
| 10/15/09 | “If I die in here, I’ll kill him.” | Wrex, Mass Effect |
| 10/06/09 | “He’s stubby ‘n chubbly ‘n wubbly ‘n like two scoops of ice cream.” | Pericci, Star Ocean: First Departure |
| 09/29/09 | “I won’t say that a single fist can destroy the world… but it can certainly destroy YOU!” | Kai Kitamura, Super Robot Taisen: OG 2 |
| 09/22/09 | “You vant to go outside!? You vant to fisticuffs!?” | Dr. Odine, Final Fantasy VIII |
| 09/09/09 | “Stop whining that it’s embarrassing to be seen naked. Who’s interested in you?” | Jinkuro’s Soul, Muramasa: The Demon Blade |
| 08/18/09 | “Vegetables are like bombs packed tight with all kinds of important nutrients..” | Largo, Valkyria Chronicles |
| 06/17/09 | “You found a mouse, but it won’t help you get through the game.” | Search Barrel, Rhapsody DS |
| 06/17/09 | “Didn’t you get the message? Stop trying to talk to me!” | Grayridge NPC, Suikoden Tierkreis |
| 06/17/09 | “Crap…. kitty ears are my brother’s greatest weakness.” | Tax, Class of Heroes |
| 06/12/09 | “K-kitty ears… They… You… You are not fit to wield such power!” | Max, Class of Heroes |
| 04/29/09 | “Great, so you’re going to dawdle AND break the fourth wall. *sigh*” | Jonathan, Crimson Gem Saga |
| 04/13/09 | “How dare you ask a lady what she does by herself in her own room!” | Dorothy, Super Robot Taisen OG Saga: Endless Frontier |
| 03/13/09 | “Not until you give me your undies.” | Chris, The Legend of Heroes II: PotMW |
| 03/06/09 | “But… Your adventure is not end!” | Robot Ninja Haggle Man, Retro Game Challenge |
| 02/17/09 | “I’ve ruined three pairs of pants just trying to talk to her.” | Student, Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled |
| 02/12/09 | “Professor…I…I finally made friends… I found myself some new friends, Professor…” | Edge?, Star Ocean: The Last Hope |
| 01/27/09 | “Youth and beauty cannot match wisdom and treachery!” | Sadie, Luminous Arc 2 |
| 01/05/09 | “But I really want this meat… And I want you to cook it, Miss.” | Teddie, Persona 4 |
| 11/24/08 | “The only thing you’ve got going for you is your chest.” | Zelos, Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World |
| 11/17/08 | “I think mine’s cracked, too. C-critical hit to the nads.” | Yosuke, Persona 4 |
| 11/10/08 | “Man or woman, it’s all the same. Power is beauty, and I’m deliciously strong!” | Flea, Chrono Trigger |
| 11/03/08 | “Thanks for listening children! This is Three Dog! Owwwww!” | Three Dog, Fallout 3 |
| 10/20/08 | “My! You’re such a cute girl!” | Mistel, Yggdra Union |
| 09/18/08 | “Then I wish I had more zippers… so I could tell you to ZIP IT.” | Neku, The World Ends With You |
| 09/09/08 | “I guess she wasn’t in the bathroom.” | Capell, Infinite Undiscovery |
| 08/19/08 | “What kind of logical reasons involve running from help!?” | Dragan, Spectral Force 3 |
| 07/29/08 | “Let those manly tears flow.” | Gaston, Luminous Arc 2 |
| 07/02/08 | “Since when have we been “friends” and how soon can we stop?” | Cid, Final Fantasy Tactics A2 |
| 06/26/08 | “It was like bam! A spear went thunk! The blastia went bang! And he flew off into the sky like whoosh!” | Karol, Tales of Vesperia |
| 06/21/08 | “If you master the coolitude, you’ll become what everyone calls a hero!” | Arlus, Summon Night: Twin Age |
| 06/12/08 | “Foul work, to be sure. But we’ll need to kill the girl as well.” | Kain, Final Fantasy IV DS |
| 05/28/08 | “Come, rake! Let us begin our dark work.” | Main Character, On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode One |
| 05/20/08 | “Man, what a dump. Just perfect for humans.” | Nassau, Summon Night: Twin Age |
| 05/01/08 | “If I accidentally scream, everybody will here me…” | Yukari, Persona 3 |
| 04/22/08 | “It would be irresponsible of me to die here. Given the choice, I’d rather live and be miserable.” | Ansom, Rondo of Swords |
| 04/14/08 | “I’m counting on you… Ultimate Sword” | Jaster, Rogue Galaxy |
| 04/02/08 | “I’d love to, but I don’t want to.” | Prince, Gurumin |
| 03/25/08 | “Oh well… I guess this isn’t it, then. I think you’d remember a smell like this.” | Rebecca, Wild ARMs 5 |
| 03/12/08 | “Sure, work comes first, but all work and no play makes Jack a dull mog.” | Jack the Moogle, Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: Ring of Fates |
| 03/03/08 | “Showing your back to the enemy… Overconfidence will destroy you.” | Sephiroth, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII |
| 02/17/08 | “A man’s gotta do certain “things” before leaving on a mission like this, and I did what I had to do.” | Jansen, Lost Odyssey |
| 02/04/08 | “It was such a small seed… I needed to find out what was growing inside. And there was only one way to find out. So I decided to raise it.” | Ovan, .hack//G.U. Vol. 1//Rebirth |
| 01/28/08 | “I see, so you were playing.” | Redheaded Girl, Baroque |
| 01/22/08 | “I will be glad to assist you in this endeavor… For a small fee, of course. Your sword… interests me.” | Yet Unnamed Green-Haired Character, Project Exile (From Early GBA Trailer) |
| 01/09/08 | “You of all people should be cognizant of its power. I don’t care if it’s unstable. Make them hurry.” | Margulis, Xenosaga: Episode I |
| 09/25/07 | “Empty or no, you’ve no choice but to follow me.” | Delita, Final Fantasy Tactics: The War of the Lions |
| 02/18/06 | “Wait… is it me? Am I a weirdo?” | Johnny, Shadow Hearts 3 |
| 02/11/06 | “If I say you need a watermelon, then you need a watermelon!” | The Fruit Lady, Grandia III |
| 02/04/06 | “I will see you when the later comes!” | MC Hamir, Metal Saga |
| 01/28/06 | “Besides… the more tough fights I get into, the better I’ll get! Eventually my hidden superpowers will be unleashed!” | Jack Russell, Radiata Stories |
| 01/21/06 | “Ya shouldn’t disrespect the spoon.” | Smith the Swindler, Shadow Hearts 3 |
| 01/14/06 | “Wise man learn much by saying little.” | Dervish, Quest for Glory 2 |
| 01/07/06 | “In man’s absence, the reign of the cockroach began.” | Narrator, Metal Saga |
| 12/31/06 | “One must be the shield for the weak and the sword for the meek.” | Force Motto, Shining Force Neo |
| 12/24/06 | “That it! My bunny is enraged and I won’t be able to hold him back!” | Randy, Guardian Heroes |
| 12/17/06 | “Pay no attention to the average middle-aged man standing by this sign.” | Sign, Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past |
| 12/10/06 | “I awaken whenever Eden is in crisis.” | Azure Azoth, Atelier Iris 2 |
| 12/03/06 | “It appears to be an ordinary sword of legend.” | Sword of Legend, FFXII |
| 11/26/06 | “It’s not a bug, it’s a feature!” | Researcher, Tales of Phantasia |
| 11/19/06 | “If you can stop quaking with fear, step forth and fight!” | Leon, Dragon Force |
| 11/12/06 | “Guaranteed best map in town or you no get your money back.” | Alichica, Quest for Glory 2 |
| 11/05/06 | “One who knows nothing can understand nothing.” | Mysterious Stranger, Kingdom Hearts |
| 10/29/06 | “Well, we the great adventurers with burning souls are now ready to take on this quest!” | Gaspard, .hack//G.U. Vol. 1 |
| 10/22/06 | “I’m sorry, that’s not quite vague enough for me. Could you be a little less specific?” | Ryudo, Grandia II |
| 10/15/06 | “Soy sauce on egg?! What heresy!” | Egg Roll (Children’s Plate), Shadow Hearts 3 |
| 10/08/06 | “I’m afraid I’ll have to sully my hands and deal directly with you after all!” | Vandal, Shining Force III |
| 10/01/06 | “Only a fool rushes forth to his death. Rush forth, little one!” | Scythe, Dragon Force |
| 09/24/06 | “Your judge and jury stands before you. The sentence DEATH!” | Lyria, Dragon Force |
| 09/17/06 | “Maybe you should consider a new line of work and get out this Hero business. Have you considered accounting?” | Abu al-Njun, Quest for Glory 2 |
| 09/10/06 | “I truly apologize, but you die here.” | Caellach, Fire Emblem: Sacred Stones |
| 09/03/06 | “When I get married, I’m going to make so many babies, I’ll have to start my own village!” | NPC, Shining Force III |
| 08/27/06 | “Yeah, I have a sudden urge to work out until I’m scarcely feminine.” | Girl in Muscle Cathedral, Metal Saga |
| 08/20/06 | “You seem dead set on coming after us. If that’s the case… I shall help you achieve at least the ‘dead’ part….” | Masked Monk, Shining Force III |
| 08/13/06 | “I should like to keep my head. Why, if my head and body become separated, nothing I eat will reach my stomach!” | Alice, Kingdom Hearts |
| 08/06/06 | “It is kept in the Garden of Death, just north of here. Here, take this key.” | The Great Kamroh, Baten Kaitos |
| 07/30/06 | “Then all we have to do is take out the poisonous one and you can eat the rest.” | Alfina, Grandia III |
| 07/23/06 | “Putting both together puts an end to both the fireworks and the ninja.” | Johnny, Shadow Hearts 3 |
| 07/16/06 | “Technically, I’m supposed to say something profound here… but I doubt anyone would understand it.” | Dr. Mortem, Metal Saga |
| 07/09/06 | “Listen up you random encounter!” | Noin, Atelier Iris 2 |
| 07/02/06 | “Duh! I’m a prodigy. I can recall most everything I see or hear.” | Lute, Fire Emblem: Sacred Stones |
| 06/25/06 | “You’re talented enough to hike!” | Hiker, Pokemon (Leaf) |
| 06/18/06 | “I hate ghosts, you can’t kick them” | Noin, Atelier Iris 2 |
| 06/11/06 | “My hair didn’t fall out! It was a malevolent spirit!” | Channeler, Pokemon (Leaf) |
| 06/04/06 | “But if we eat our pants, what are we supposed to wear?” | Klein, Atelier Iris |
| 05/28/06 | “I WILL NOT EAT YOU. I AM A GOD.” | Puni God, Atelier Iris |
| 05/21/06 | “She just stood there and STARED! Has she no shame?” | Man, Lunar II: Eternal Blue Complete |
| 05/14/06 | “Do you have something to say to me, silly rabbit!?” | Bully, Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past |
| 05/07/06 | “A puppet that can no longer be used is mere garbage.” | Majora’s Mask, Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask |
| 04/30/06 | “Good luck, and have a wonderful day full of leveling up!” | Memory Center, Metal Saga |
| 04/23/06 | “A combat cyborg? Hmph, you’re just wearing sunglasses.” | Mao, SH3 |
| 04/16/06 | “Weird. This rain tastes salty.” | Child, Baten Kaitos |
| 04/09/06 | “No no! Not your cooking! It was a… Um… a posionous mushroom!” | Yuki, Grandia III |
| 04/02/06 | “Yes! Freedom! At last! In your face, eternal confinement!” | Prophet, Fable |
| 04/01/06 | “Roku was here =P” | Roku, April Fools |
| 03/26/06 | “Difference between beard and world is one whirls around tree, the other twirls around me.” | Dervish, Quest for Glory 2 |
| 03/12/06 | “What’s so unusual about a talking cat these days, anyway?!” | Mao, Shadow Hearts 3 |
| 02/26/06 | “Conquering the world… that’s quite an out of date goal.” | Chairman Rebecca, Shining Force Neo |
| 02/19/06 | “If you’re willing to do a small little teensy favor for me, I might reconsider having you for supper.” | Baba Yaga, Quest for Glory |
| 02/12/06 | “Life is long when you live it, oh but so short when you look back…” | Giacomo, Baten Kaitos |
| 02/05/06 | “I guess this sign means “Look Out for Falling Swords”… how scary is that?” | Jack Russell, Radiata Stories |
| 01/29/06 | “There is an important quest card waiting for you at the bottom of a slime pit.” | Jack of Blades, Fable |
| 01/22/06 | “I’m standing under this waterfall as part of my training. Plus it’s part of my Flab Smasher diet plan.” | Man Under Waterfall, Baten Kaitos |
| 01/15/06 | “I am matter…I am antimatter…I can see your past…I can see your future…I consume time…And I will consume you!” | Culex, Super Mario RPG |
| 01/01/06 | “So you have a girlfriend, mate? I bet she has a fine beard.” | A Dwarf, Radiata Stories |
| 12/25/05 | “It’s painfully obvious my lyrical opus is wasted on your Philistine ears.” | Prison Warden, Fable |
| 12/11/05 | “You can’t eat the poor goat, not after he’s worked so hard for us!” | Ganz Rothschild, Radiata Stories |
| 12/04/05 | “Today you have brought me… Cancer. I’m truly grateful.” | Keeper of the Star Map, Baten Kaitos |
| 11/27/05 | “There’s a forest of spirit trees to the north. We call it Spirit Tree Forest.” | NPC, Legend of Heroes |
| 11/20/05 | “The solar data will simply recycle them endlessly, for all eternity.” | Schroedinger’s Solar Data, SMT: DDS2 |
| 11/13/05 | “The guardian is destroyed by that which he would guard.” | Lucian, Radiata Stories |
| 11/06/05 | “I just got out of Guard College last week, and I only got a C minus in Hostage Recovery.” | Random Guard, Fable |
| ? | “You are doing well, lad. But can you break through this secret technique of Darkness? En Garde!” | Ganon, Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past |
| 10/27/05 | “I can’t believe this! You ate the wall?? Are you insanse?” | Trill, Baten Kaitos |
| ? | “Which is it? A few or a score? There’s a big difference, you know!” | The Bard, The Bard’s Tale |
| ? | “When you’re done with the death wails, come in and get changed.” | Leonard Ford, Radiata Stories |
| 09/12/05 | “And you…token guard who’s going to die anyway…try and slow them down!” | Commander Byron, Growlanser 2 |
| 08/28/05 | “Ones who does not have Triforce can’t go in.” | Old Man, Legend of Zelda (original) |
| 08/07/05 | “Boy, doesn’t this just beat all…” | Rei, Breath of Fire III |
| 07/31/05 | “Who wants to rest in peace?” | Pamela, Atelier Iris Eternal Mana |
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