RPG Cast – Episode 826: “Development Confirmed!”
Chris gets a colon surrection. Kelley holds 15 refrigerators at once. Robert rejects being a discord mod. But they all agree that this is the best green cloth that has ever been cloth’ed in a game.
The podcast that started them all! Our weekly RPG Cast is hosted by Chris and Andi Privitere, accompanied by a rotating panel of RPGamer crew. Our Saturday morning discussions revolve around the news of the week, what we’re playing, and listener feedback.
Chris gets a colon surrection. Kelley holds 15 refrigerators at once. Robert rejects being a discord mod. But they all agree that this is the best green cloth that has ever been cloth’ed in a game.
Kelley lets nature deal with her festered ice cream. Chris learns that the real key to fame is how well he can hide his drama. Meanwhile, Robert is just sitting here with his popcorn because Nikke is now more drama than butts. Get off the subreddit!
Chris knows kung fu and skateboards, the two most important skills. Josh gets banned from Twitch for streaming XXXCOM: After Dark. Kelley explains how to wield a dedicated brick separation tool with a cat. And we still don’t know what a paradigm is.
Ryan always levels up his anger issues. Chris complains that he doesn’t get any cat treats. Kelley searches for the secret of cupcakes the size of breakfast muffins. And Erik says he’s a level 17 zergling who only speaks in weird sounds.
Chris learned how to poop. Kelley paid 25 bucks to be in a room with cats for 15 minutes. Robert teaches us the proper brooding technique to use while sitting in a chair. This week’s show is not exacerbated by a level of horniness.
Chris needs help learning how to poop. Robert needs help installing cat laser turrets on warships. Josh needs help with the tree growing out of his house. And Kelley needs help with the cat fight club on her bed.
Chris has no idea what he’s going to do with all these luminaries. Josh wonders why Kiryu is yelling at him. Kelley unlocks the item world and now the madness begins.
Chris has a furry room party with Bubsy. Kelley fights to the death over an omelette. Josh subjects the cast to a 3000 photo slideshow. This episode brought to you the original Isekai author: Mark Twain.
Kelley picks up her truck and yeets it at a monster. Dalandar is just going to giggle in the background while we talk about Rogue Trader. Robert nose-dived off the end into complete bonkers. All that and Matt is over the boring parts; let’s go faster, go faster!
Chris promotes Andi to COOOHAFOR. Kelley answers a call from the void. It says, “meow.” Robert is the protagonist of the drywall eating simulator. Qapla’
Chris reminds us that we don’t Sora ’bout Bruno. Kelley buys a privacy screen for the litterbox. Robert tells us about the game From those guys who made the one Software. RIP our wallets this September.
Chris puts together a team of R2D2 to dominate the universe. Robert finally meets the cat girl; life is good. And Kelley reveals Red XIII’s favorite food — Lasagna!
Kelley makes Bubsy do the butt wiggle. Josh has nothing to show, but shows us anyway. Chris still can’t believe Moonchild was the mom’s name. Everyone go get some milk.
Chris pines for a slot machine that makes Diablo loot sounds. Kelley goes back in time to make Sega of America and Sega of Japan wear “Get Along” shirts. Robert pledges his laifu for waifu.
Sam advocates for RPGamer Family Feud Night, Matt gets a second Switch 2 to preserve his marriage. Chris has an unexpected rivalry with his nephew. Kelley is bedazzling a gargantuan Bahamut. Andi has chosen a side in the Cthulhu versus Unicorn feud, and will be ever so sparkly in his new horn.
Chris thinks the PS5 needs therapy. Can Josh interest you in a retro-game investment fund? Kelley really knows her sexy voices. None of us want the colon tribute.
Kelley is here to introduce the new Home Maintenance ‘Cast. Matt is finally freed from the drudgery of the Atelier gauntlet, but is now avoiding all the games… because they’re SaGa. Andi is enjoying the bonus bleeps from Chris across the room. Oh, and there’s another person we can’t give a boat to.
Chris is still going, “Moo, Moo!” as a Cow. Johnathan states we should not vote for people who don’t like Suikoden II. Robert is nun-chucking his friend with Wii U controllers. And Ryan runs Fast.
Chris kicks Tidus into the ocean. Kelley is looking forward to taming an army of cats. Robert lauds the efforts of the 2D Waifu union. And Ryan is practicing his Smash freeze cheese.
Matt survived the farming wars with help from time-traveling bipedal dinosaurs. Ryan has been assigned a new piddle patch; he lives here now! Kelley realizes, to her horror, she has become the Tom Nook of Pokémon. Andi needs to go help his cat find her emotional support plushie.
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