Kelley is here to introduce the new Home Maintenance ‘Cast. Matt is finally freed from the drudgery of the Atelier gauntlet, but is now avoiding all the games… because they’re SaGa. Andi is enjoying the bonus bleeps from Chris across the room. Oh, and there’s another person we can’t give a boat to.
Chris is still going, “Moo, Moo!” as a Cow. Johnathan states we should not vote for people who don’t like Suikoden II. Robert is nun-chucking his friend with Wii U controllers. And Ryan runs Fast.
Chris kicks Tidus into the ocean. Kelley is looking forward to taming an army of cats. Robert lauds the efforts of the 2D Waifu union. And Ryan is practicing his Smash freeze cheese.
Matt survived the farming wars with help from time-traveling bipedal dinosaurs. Ryan has been assigned a new piddle patch; he lives here now! Kelley realizes, to her horror, she has become the Tom Nook of Pokémon. Andi needs to go help his cat find her emotional support plushie.
Andi ponders throwing a bunch of genre styles into a Scrabble bag. Kelley is a big fan of gender affirming animals. Matt is battling Steamboat Willie in M. Night Shyamalan’s The Village. Chris couldn’t make it this week, but we expect he’s staying with his cow.
Chris thinks the GameCube can do better than this. Kelley only knows Gothic from it being in the bargain bin at CompUSA. And Josh thinks Starfield isn’t janky in a fun way.
Erik loves the big man on a train. Chris misses the poetry jam. Andi discovers wealth extraction opportunities. Kelley takes away Onix’s toy blocks and makes him sad.
Chris, Joe, Jordan, Kell, Matt, Ryan, and Sam get together to talk about 2025s best and worst offerings. Did you remember that Borderlands 4 came out last year? Also, warning, this is a Sam podcast, so viewer discretion is advised.
Kelley learned the book was a BOOK-book. Ryan was lured in by the Bad Idea Factory. Somehow, Chris got milked and then got crabs.
Kelley gets her cats comfy so they can breed. Chris learns he can only get so far with hooves. Josh gets drunk and plays some darts. And we all get arrested for match three slavery.
Matt needs combat in his cozy games; Kelley is literally a housecat with a jetpack; taking over hosting duties, Andi is is lamenting that the rise of PS1 graphics in indies makes him feel very old.
Chris announces Super Robot Wars Ys. Kelley makes rabbits nature’s problem. Josh complains about the realism of cat leashes.
Robert’s only feeling the cold in half of his body. Josh wants to drive across Albion now. Kelley teaches the rabbits about condoms and making room for Jesus. And Chris knows magic, but chooses to bake with his hands.
Chris takes a shower after being bonded to his underwear. Kelley loses an SD card into the wormhole. Ryan tells us his latest fantasy life update. And Robert needs 12 games of context to really get into a story.
Chris is excited that the Switch 2 is a real boy with a Skyrim game of its own. Kelley plays with a jungle cat on the holodeck. Ryan points out it can’t be a bad game if it never existed. Josh is watching with microwave repair videos. Robert is looking forward to an Xillia Christmas. Oh no, not the save files!
Kelley is shipping Billy the Kid with Socrates. Josh is hanging ornaments on his skill tree. Chris had his stolen (fair and square) horse stolen by an NPC and he is outraged! What’s your daddy rank?
Andi didn’t expect cozy trauma. Chris didn’t deserve to wear that uniform. Kelley didn’t have the budget to get different stunt cats.
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Chris is playing the new Manos: The Branches of Fate expansion for Path of Exile. Josh learns that fox girls come from the future. Kelley falls down a Warriors rabbit-hole but may find salvation in a Picross mouse-hole.
Kelley must find and pet all the kitties, Chris mourns losing all his microplastics, Joshua is too old for SpongeBob, Andi agrees Thunder Bay is a JRPG Dungeon, and Sam goes to horny jail…as usual. Final death count for Chris: 63
Matt recounts the horrors of when seven liquid metal slimes show up – and none of them run, because they knew what they were doing. Kelley tells the tale of when Team Rocket went to pick up some pizza. Ryan’s Game Gear is somehow playing all his consoles. Andi learns it’s just a harvest, not a lifetime.
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