RPG Cast – Episode 635: “TMNT Is an RPG Now”
Kelley dodge rolls into graves in Elden Ring, Chris is tempted by the Diablo FOMO, and Anna Marie is spreading fake news? Yep, it’s the weekly RPG Cast.
Author: Chris Privitere
RPG Cast – Episode 634: “That Bea Arthur Wig Gives Me a +5 to Int”
Anna gets her tentacle on, but doesn’t notice any performance issues. Chris learns what a wheelbarrow is while putting his sink on the ceiling. And Kelley covers Vahn with cats and steals the unexpected Dragon Age: Inquisition!
RPG Cast – Episode 633: “Your Cat Sharts on the Rainbow Bridge”
Kelley is better at Elden Ring than Chris. Anna Marie shows off her deck. And Chris hates sand. Time to go play with the HD-2D you have at home.
RPG Cast – Episode 632: “I’m Done Dating Weapons”
Kelley enters the phlegm dimension. Chris thinks he’s an Elden Lord. Josh summons another cat. You, unfortunately, went to E3 programming camp and are now a slave for EA. Sorry.
RPG Cast – Episode 631: “God of Diablo”
Josh uses a cat carrier as an impromptu shield. Kelley learns that her husband’s Steamdeck RNG is improved if she’s not around. Meanwhile, Chris’s turtles are always having mating season.
RPG Cast – Episode 630: “Deus Gex”
Josh doesn’t absolutely hate the font. Robert plays Burger Mecha Time. And Chris goes to date some double jointed dragon tanks.
RPG Cast – Episode 629: “Legally Distinct Ghost Rider”
Kelley goes down the Sega Strategy Game Rabbit Hole. Chris becomes a doily shill. And Josh wants Sega to release Valkyria Chronicles as many times as it takes until people like it!
RPG Cast – Episode 628: “Air Conditioning for Your Feet”
Josh has a decently sized angry cat burrito. Kelley butters the wolf in Rune Factory. Chris wonders if people have phones. But we all agree the new trend in game graphics should be soulshading.
RPG Cast – Episode 627: “Maybe His Feet Are Nobodies”
This week on RPG Cast, Kelley falls asleep for four years and misses the announcement of Kingdom Hearts 4. Chris is a five year old with beefy fists. Sam tells us how her video game marriage life works. And we all agree that Bidoof is our buddy.
RPG Cast – Episode 626: “Don’t Anger the SRW Fans”
Sonic makes Kelley violent so goes on a chili dog fueled rampage. Josh wants a break cause it’s been a slow week. Chris plays the market board stocks and loses his freedom.
RPG Cast – Episode 625: “Critical Hit to the Face of E3”
Josh’s cat admits that, while he likes Josh, he is disposable. Robert works on his perfecting his boatsona cosplay. Chris orders acrylic bookends for the collector’s editions he doesn’t need. And Kelley learns that Final Fantasy XIV housing is an NFT in disguise.
RPG Cast – Episode 624: “Kirby Is the New Elden Ring”
Chris wants an OP fox with mods. Matt wears a turnip and marries a twelve year old. And Josh goes off to read the new J.R.R. Martin time loop book.
RPG Cast – Episode 623: “Great Value Gundams”
Johnathan Stringer tries to sate your Saturn lust with a Satiator. Kelley Ryan was a naysayer, then she took a chaos to the knee. And Chris Privitere tries to calculate his age in internet memes.
RPG Cast – Episode 622: “Secret Maple Syrup Agent”
Chris develops a Yakuza game with all Pokémon. Josh is surprised by microtransactions. And Kelley get surprised by a secret mobile game.
RPG Cast – Episode 621: “My Elden Ring Fever Dreams”
Kelley puts a price on a good nap. Josh complains about Pokémon (someone has to). And Chris’s true Dark Souls adventure begins with his dryer.
RPG Cast – Episode 620: “I Just Got Barbecued in a Grave Pit”
On this week’s show, Chris gets run over by a wheat thresher, Robert throws his phone at a car, Kelley’s cat gets offended at being a prop for gaming, and Josh goes kart racing in Horizon Forbidden West.
RPG Cast – Episode 619: “That One Time I Got Reincarnated as a Canadian Yankee in King Arthur’s Court”
Kelley graduates from Canada. Josh discovers Tactics Advance is an isekai. Meanwhile Chris calculates the skill check for suplexing a train.
RPG Cast – Episode 618: “Kirby’s Oral Fixation”
This week on RPG Cast, Chris asks Anna to go fix her truckers. Josh wants to date the robots. And Kelley has a hot Raymond.
RPG Cast – Episode 617: “Yoko Taro Made This While Queuing for His Raid”
Chris has a normal amount of coffee on his shirt. Kelley conks her cat on the head with a controller. And Josh thinks Maglam Lord is a contraceptive device.
RPG Cast – Episode 616: “Garland Does It His Way”
Jonathan Stringer joins us in an attempt to sell his copy of Mugen Souls. Josh is launching his Kickstarter for his new documentary, Legacy of the Bitcoins. And Chris has lost his Epic Games launcher, thanks Windows 11.
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