RPG Cast – Episode 668: “Nacho Chakotay”
Chris performs a ritual that needs more hands. Kelley has to clean just one more car. Ryan likes to think he can’t be replaced by Bing yet. And Jason just keeps yelling, “Barrel!”
Author: Chris Privitere
RPG Cast – Episode 667: “Nintendo Has an Animal Crossing Jail?”
Kelley is the master of the hunting horn. Chris is too old to play Solid Snake. Robert only steals from old people. And Ryan stuffs all the kids into the cannon.
RPG Cast – Episode 666: “A Beast of a Show”
Chris hugs a bear. Kelley’s kitten almost Leeroy Jenkins into a toilet. Matt knocks everyone out in Octopath. And Jason goes round right round with his turntable.
RPG Cast – Episode 665: “Chat GPT Refused to Write This Title”
Chris gives everyone horse poop. Jason extolls the virtues of Alien Ant Farm. And Alex keeps things concise, as instructed.
RPG Cast – Episode 664: “We Need to Talk About Gambit”
Chris gets trolled by the bear cave. Jason sets optics to stun. Josh is hiding in a rest stop bathroom. Kelley stretches harder than she did for The Witch and the Hundred Knight. Also, find out how to increase your poop by 10 and express your opinions about Dragon Quest Soundtracks.
RPG Cast – Episode 663: “Min-Maxing Anna Marie”
Chris is a nub on the internet. Kelley enslaves dogs to find silver ore. Ryan goes 8-bit.
RPG Cast – Episode 662: “That’s Just a Skill Issue”
Chris has a picnic with Emet-Selch. Kelley gets kicked out of the guild by her husband. Vahn drowns in gacha games. And everyone is honking. What is going on?
RPG Cast – Episode 661: “I Got Addicted to the Pentagram”
Tam plays the waifu games for the “plot.” Chris teaches his cats to play DDR. Kelley blames everyone else for her Vampire Survivors addiction.
RPG Cast – Episode 660: “Sippy Cup”
Chris has some brown dust problems. Tam’s kids steal all the wires, now he can’t play with busty reaper mommy. Meanwhile, Kelley monitors an uncomfortable Wil Wheaton.
RPG Cast – Episode 659: “Don’t Give Adol a Ship”
In this week’s show, we discover Drakthyr are OP, but Chris is not. Anna Marie is on the fun patrol, and she’s handing out citations. And Kelley is hungry for ham sandwiches thanks to Pokémon.
RPG Cast – Episode 658: “Space Marines Were in the Bible”
Chris is on the dice web. Kelley’s cat will break her foot with a metal d20. Johnathan fights his “bad me” supervillain self.
RPG Cast – Episode 653: “What Really Sank Sega?”
Tragedy strikes Kelley on the Beetle core. Phil doesn’t expect the balloon inquisition. Chris brings his standard issue cat. And you all get to just sit there and wonder when the next Persona will come out.
RPG Cast – Episode 652: “Because Dragons”
Josh is bringing Rabbids back. Also, RIP Kelley as her kitty goes on a rampage. Chris is a human in real life, but still has MMO sickness.
RPG Cast – Episode 651: “I’m Sub-Entitled”
Kelley annoys her cat by looking at her feet. Chris scratches his nose with elbow spikes. Josh wonders how fast his computer can emulate Saturn. And Phil needs surgery because of Monster Hunter.
RPG Cast – Episode 650: “The Yodagrinch”
Chris wonders if Pokémon is the future where the vegans win? Kelley just notices Josh’s discord avatar is Joshua. Josh asks, “What is a mana game, but a miserable pile of menus?”
RPG Cast – Episode 649: “Away With You, Stadia!”
Kelley is a complicated person when it comes to PC gaming. Josh is a quiet English man, slightly constipated. And Chris takes a Steam Deck to the face.
RPG Cast – Episode 648: “Flawless Were-Cat Loaf”
Chris bangs his crotch on a keyboard. Kelley plays Alice Simulator on her not-laptop for portable gaming. And Robert makes the hard decision of filet mignon or 3 day old McDonalds.
RPG Cast – Episode 647: “Stellar Eve for When You Don’t Feel Fresh”
Kelley is creeped out by grown men in diapers. Josh can’t name a kaiju that isn’t Godzilla or Mothra. And Chris gets an Elden Pacifier since he’s never happy.
RPG Cast – Episode 646: “You Have to Butter Your Sphinx”
Kelley carries her Vita with her, but then realizes she can’t play the games in public. Josh practices his dramatic Yakuza shirt ripping skills. And Chris uses an AI to generate a new Soul Hackers map.
RPG Cast – Episode 645: “Rob Zombie’s Drag-Gula Lost”
Kelley hoards all the PS5s. Chris needs a build for the I’m Bad playstyle. And Josh gets treatment for his cat’s demon tapeworm.
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