RPG Cast – Episode 649: “Away With You, Stadia!”
Kelley is a complicated person when it comes to PC gaming. Josh is a quiet English man, slightly constipated. And Chris takes a Steam Deck to the face.
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RPG Cast – Episode 648: “Flawless Were-Cat Loaf”
Chris bangs his crotch on a keyboard. Kelley plays Alice Simulator on her not-laptop for portable gaming. And Robert makes the hard decision of filet mignon or 3 day old McDonalds.
RPG Cast – Episode 647: “Stellar Eve for When You Don’t Feel Fresh”
Kelley is creeped out by grown men in diapers. Josh can’t name a kaiju that isn’t Godzilla or Mothra. And Chris gets an Elden Pacifier since he’s never happy.
RPG Cast – Episode 646: “You Have to Butter Your Sphinx”
Kelley carries her Vita with her, but then realizes she can’t play the games in public. Josh practices his dramatic Yakuza shirt ripping skills. And Chris uses an AI to generate a new Soul Hackers map.
RPG Cast – Episode 645: “Rob Zombie’s Drag-Gula Lost”
Kelley hoards all the PS5s. Chris needs a build for the I’m Bad playstyle. And Josh gets treatment for his cat’s demon tapeworm.
RPG Cast – Episode 644: “Is That a Demon Machine Making a Pizza?”
Kelley watches the American Sailor Moon pilot acid trip fever dream. Tam is going off to get 800 glamour shots. Chris gets carded while trying to buy a Mara.
RPG Cast – Episode 643: “Kinky Chemical Engineer”
Congested Kelley goes HONK! Chris runs over old people in GTA while distracting Anna Marie with Octopath. RPGamer tip of the week: If your game has more than 12 currencies, it’s main stream.
RPG Cast – Episode 642: “We Are Not Bringing Up Your Cat Fountain”
Chris is not an automated phone system. Josh has been delayed until 2023. And Kelley gets cases for her Star Wars cases.
RPG Cast – Episode 641: “It’s a Vestigial Wheel”
Chris takes his horse in for an oil change. Kelley droplifts bootleg amiibos at Target. Josh fantasizes about Nopon Tom Cruise.
RPG Cast – Episode 640: “Does Your Task Bar Need Fiber?”
Chris’s 3DS battery is swol. Johnathan educates us on the retro market. Kelley poopsocks like a three-legged kitten. While Josh waxes poetic about his Madden otome dating sim.
RPG Cast – Episode 639: “Can We Just Kill This Guy and Get a New Hero”
Kelley thinks like a cat. Chris experiments with broccoli. Josh sells weed with Snoop Dogg. Don’t tempt the mouse.
RPG Cast – Episode 638: “F for Josh’s Inventory”
Kelley runs to Benny Hill theme music. Chris is imprisoned in the dimension of PS Plus madness. And Josh gets a new harness.
RPG Cast – Episode 637: “Alice Ate My Licorice”
It’s a duo show this week as Chris wants to try the fancy feast, while Kelley is deceived by that Oreo cookie look from her devil of a cat.
RPG Cast – Episode 636: “Cloud Is a Winter SOLDIER”
Kelley kabongs all the monsters. Anna Marie summersaults with her warhorse. And Chris learns that two times zero is still zero.
RPG Cast – Episode 635: “TMNT Is an RPG Now”
Kelley dodge rolls into graves in Elden Ring, Chris is tempted by the Diablo FOMO, and Anna Marie is spreading fake news? Yep, it’s the weekly RPG Cast.
RPG Cast – Episode 634: “That Bea Arthur Wig Gives Me a +5 to Int”
Anna gets her tentacle on, but doesn’t notice any performance issues. Chris learns what a wheelbarrow is while putting his sink on the ceiling. And Kelley covers Vahn with cats and steals the unexpected Dragon Age: Inquisition!
RPG Cast – Episode 633: “Your Cat Sharts on the Rainbow Bridge”
Kelley is better at Elden Ring than Chris. Anna Marie shows off her deck. And Chris hates sand. Time to go play with the HD-2D you have at home.
RPG Cast – Episode 632: “I’m Done Dating Weapons”
Kelley enters the phlegm dimension. Chris thinks he’s an Elden Lord. Josh summons another cat. You, unfortunately, went to E3 programming camp and are now a slave for EA. Sorry.
RPG Cast – Episode 631: “God of Diablo”
Josh uses a cat carrier as an impromptu shield. Kelley learns that her husband’s Steamdeck RNG is improved if she’s not around. Meanwhile, Chris’s turtles are always having mating season.
RPG Cast – Episode 630: “Deus Gex”
Josh doesn’t absolutely hate the font. Robert plays Burger Mecha Time. And Chris goes to date some double jointed dragon tanks.
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