Fortune Summoners Review
We at RPGamer would like to acknowledge the hard work and sacrifice that went into making sure that the babytawk in dis game was da best we evah wead an’ … an’ aw, cwap, dey got us tawkin’ wike dis!
Dungeon Defenders Review
The best kind of victory dance is one without pants. Find out why you shouldn’t be wearing pants either in our review of Dungeon Defenders. In this review, I am not wearing any pants.
Harvest Moon: The Tale of Two Towns Review
Alpacas, Jersey cows and Suffolk sheep, it’s time for another Harvest Moon! How did RPGamer’s resident Harvest Moon reviewer fare in the land of cute fluffy alpacas? Find out in our staff review.
Crimson Alliance Review
RPGamer takes a trip to the Crimson Empires to help save the people of Byzan. But is this game an exploding barrel of good times? Find out in our review.
Atelier Totori: The Adventurer of Arland Review
In my dreams, I see myself mixing some potions, in a workshop somewhere near the ocean. I’m all tan and smiling and twirling from the haze. It’s hot and the Chims keep on playing the pie game, and they’re singing the same darn refrain. And the smoke’s a bluish gray.
Chantelise Review
Chante and Elise’s adventure has finally come to a close for this reviewer. The question is: were they angels with attitude or devils in disguise?
Fated Haven: Chapter One Review
Lief and friends have been fighting the Thanado with all their might. But did this reviewer survive the first chapter of their rebellion? Find out in our staff review.
Harvest Moon: Island of Happiness Retroview
RPGamer finally has a review for the timeless classic — Harvest Moon: Island of Happiness. Gaze into this wonderful, excellent, marvelous game in our staff review.
Dungeon Hunter: Alliance Review
We at RPGamer have tirelessly scoured the deepest and darkest dungeons, hunting for the rare and elusive “good game.” Sadly, we came up empty handed.
Yakuza 4 Review
Kiryu! Kiryu! He’s our man, if he can’t do it, Saejima can! Saejima, Saejima, he’s our dude, if he couldn’t do it, Tanimura could! Tani, Tani, he’s our guy. If he can’t do it, let Akiyama try! Aki, Aki, he’s so hot! If he can’t do it… well… I guess we could count on Majima…? Eww….
Freshly Picked: Tingle’s Rosy Rupeeland Review
Warning: The playing of Tingle’s Rosy Rupeeland will cause fits of rage, erotic pelvic shaking, and excessive usage of the word “BOOM!” Rated Pegi 12+. Viewer discretion is advised.
Ar tonelico Qoga ~Knell of Ar Ciel~ Review
Cat girls, southern belles, lady knights, crazy jesters, and sexy nurses. Ar tonelico Qoga provides so many choices in terms of finding your lucky gal. RPGamer purged with the girls, but did we survive?
Bonded Realities Review
Welcome to E.Z Childcare. We promise we won’t lose your children… or let them eat sand. But remember, we’ll love them so you don’t have to. Whether we really love them, though, that’s tough to say.
Aphelion: Episode Two – Wings of Omega Review
Lunatic Studios set out to create a improved version of Aphelion with the sequel Wings of Omega. Did they succeed, or will RPGamer once again complain about wasted potential? See our review to find out.
Epic Dungeon Review
Are you epic enough to traverse a fifty-floor dungeon? Are you man enough to sing bass in the ogre barber shop quartet? Good talent is hard to come by, especially when ogres only sing in one pitch.
Deadly Sin 2 Review
RPG Maker games seem to have a mixed reputation within the RPG community. Has Deadly Sin Studio created an RPG Maker game worth playing? Well, if it’s any consolation, Teresa is really hot.
Costume Quest Review
Hi, I’m Sam and I suck. Like, really hard. No one’s ever sucked as badly as I suck right now. And I smell too. Don’t listen to anything I have to say. Instead, you should listen to Adriaan, because he’s amazing and totally right about everything, and I’m totally wrong.
Read all of Adriaan’s amazing thoughts here.
Harvest Moon: Grand Bazaar Review
I’m so hungry… I can barely move… I think I’m going to pass out. Unless you give me one of your items, young lady. But not one of your tomatoes, for you see, I get hives. Also stop ringing that bell, it hurts my ears. What day is it again? Oh, Harvest Moon review day, that’s what.
Recettear: An Item Shop’s Tale Review
For those looking for an exceptional simulation-RPG experience chock full of great humor and charm, Recettear may be that diamond in the rough that you’ve been searching for.
Atelier Rorona: The Alchemist of Arland Review
Do you love inebriated women who can’t keep their hands off cute girls? If you love drunken shopkeepers who should be appearing in a “Girls Gone Wild” video, then Atelier Rorona is the game for you.
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