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Zettai Hero Project: Unlosing Ranger Vs. Darkdeath Evilman Review

Zettai Hero Project: Unlosing Ranger Vs. Darkdeath Evilman Review

Stand firm, Unlosing Gamers! You have the unflagging spirit of justice in your hearts! It blazes like a volcano, ready to spew passionate lava into the turbulent sea of despair. The mixture will harden and islands will form. New life will grow where once there was only anguish and want. Are you up to the task? Is Nippon Ichi’s Unlosing Ranger? The future is our true hope.

Grandia III Retroview

Grandia III Retroview

The journey of Alfina to fulfill her Communicator duties while Yuki flies around the world is not compelling in the slightest. Fortunately, it does not have to be, for killing the denizens of the world is constantly captivating, as this review demonstrates.

Fallout: New Vegas Review

Fallout: New Vegas Review

Welcome to New Vegas. This wasteland is home to Super Mutants, Elvis impersonators, radscorpions, flying robots, and tumbleweeds. The deadly bugs around here are blue and fly, so ain’t that a kick in the head?

Dawn of Heroes Review

Dawn of Heroes Review

We don’t need another hero. We don’t need to know the way home. All we want is life beyond — Thunderdome. Though these words may not completely replicate the feelings of this review, the sentiment of disillusionment with heroes is quite accurate.

Costume Quest Review

Costume Quest Review

Hi, I’m Sam and I suck. Like, really hard. No one’s ever sucked as badly as I suck right now. And I smell too. Don’t listen to anything I have to say. Instead, you should listen to Adriaan, because he’s amazing and totally right about everything, and I’m totally wrong.
Read all of Adriaan’s amazing thoughts here.

Harvest Moon: Grand Bazaar Review

Harvest Moon: Grand Bazaar Review

I’m so hungry… I can barely move… I think I’m going to pass out. Unless you give me one of your items, young lady. But not one of your tomatoes, for you see, I get hives. Also stop ringing that bell, it hurts my ears. What day is it again? Oh, Harvest Moon review day, that’s what.

Grandia Xtreme Retroview

Grandia Xtreme Retroview

Remember when it was Xciting to be Xtreme? Read this Xhiliratingly Xpressive review, and reflect on the Xtinguishing of Grandia’s Xcellent Xtreme phase.

Etrian Odyssey III: The Drowned City Review

Etrian Odyssey III: The Drowned City Review

Sad that farmers, hoplites, and gladiators are underrepresented in RPGs? Put away the graph paper and drown your sorrows with the newest old-school RPG from Atlus. Feel free to enjoy the better pacing and complimentary art book while you’re at it.

DeathSpank: Thongs of Virtue Review

DeathSpank: Thongs of Virtue Review

In 1721, Sir Edward Thongwood created the single most important invention of the 16th century: the thong. Or something. It might be true. Just read the review, alright?