Category: Reviews

Glory of Heracles Review

Glory of Heracles Review

Off to Olympus with a lot of demigods for company? See if the trip will be fun or an awful pain by looking at this review.

Harvest Moon: Hero of Leaf Valley Review

Harvest Moon: Hero of Leaf Valley Review

Harvest Moon: Hero of Leaf Valley is like the Karate Kid. Evil Funland is trying to knock the residents down, and it’s your job to pick them back up again. All this game lacks is a token Asian to be Mr. Miyagi.

Alpha Protocol Xbox 360 Review

Alpha Protocol Xbox 360 Review

In the world of international espionage, knowing who to trust is absolutely crucial. For example, do you trust the slightly unbalanced conspiracy theorist to not shoot you with a machine gun as he passes by on a bullet train, or do you instead trust a humble game review from a reputable website like RPGamer?

NieR Review

NieR Review

If you’ve already played Nier, you probably know what to expect from this review. If you haven’t, I guarantee that you don’t. Check this review out for the biggest surprise of the year.

Breath of Death VII: The Beginning Xbox 360 Review

Breath of Death VII: The Beginning Xbox 360 Review

What do you get when you cross a skeleton knight, a ghost historian, a vampire techie, and a zombie prince with a terrible french accent? Give up? Why it’s TRUE ROMANCE. Or is it scorched love? Check out RPGamer’s review, and see if Breath of Death VII is truly a romantic experience.
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Final Fantasy XIII PS3 Review

Final Fantasy XIII PS3 Review

I love chocolate as much as the next person, but I’m just not a fan of hollow chocolate bunnies. Call me spoiled, but I prefer my chocolate candy filled with peanut butter and served with a cold glass of milk.

Alpha Protocol PC Review

Alpha Protocol PC Review

Lion and bull. Eagle and snake. To live or die, it’s the choice you’ve got to make. Can you undo what you create? Step through the wheel. Follow your fate.

Final Fantasy VII PSX Retroview

Final Fantasy VII PSX Retroview

In 1997, the movie theaters of the world were gripped once again by the Star Wars trilogy being re-released, Seinfeld entered its final season, the Spice Girls had numerous hits, and the RPG world was gripped by a certain unstoppable dynamo of a game. How well the other items in the entertainment field have aged is a matter of opinion, just as Final Fantasy VII’s effect may not have lessened with the passage of time — to some.

Infinite Space Review

Infinite Space Review

Putting the development studios Nude Maker and PlatinumGames together might seem like a recipe for the first Adult Only RPG on the DS, but Infinite Space does not dilute its science-fiction by doing so.

Yakuza 3 Review

Yakuza 3 Review

Although this may be the third bout for the Dragon of Dojima, this is round one for RPGamer’s staff babe, Sam “Nyx” Marchello. Does Kazuma Kiryu stand a chance? Find out in this exciting conclusion!

DemiKids Review

DemiKids Review

This is a game that didn’t know if it wanted to be Pokemon or Shin Megami Tensei, and it’s a game with an identity crisis. Fact is, even if it were attempting to not be either of those things, it’s still not a well put together game by any means.

Final Fantasy XIII Xbox 360 Review

Final Fantasy XIII Xbox 360 Review

Any game in which a baby chocobo lives in a man’s afro and physically abuses him when he acts like a tool has to be good, right? Well, now you can find out in RPGamer’s review of Square Enix’s latest blockbuster title.

Glory of Heracles Review

Glory of Heracles Review

Using a stylus forged by Hephaestus himself, RPGamer has braved Nintendo and Paon’s DS RPG adventure and come out victorious. Of course, it helps when you’re immortal.

Sands of Destruction Review

Sands of Destruction Review

Sands of Destruction is not a bad game at all, and its combat flaws are not game-breaking, though they may demand copious grinding to overcome. The world presented in the game is an interesting one, and its flaws should not prevent an audience prepared for some frustration from having a good time with it.

Divinity 2: Ego Draconis Review

Divinity 2: Ego Draconis Review

Divinity II promises a deep storyline and heart-pounding aerial dragon combat. Does it soar, or crash to earth in a pile of charred scaly debris?

Half-Minute Hero Review

Half-Minute Hero Review

You have thirty seconds to read this second opinion of Half-Minute Hero. Don’t worry if you’re a slow reader, you can pay me 100G and I’ll reset the timer for you.