Josh has a decently sized angry cat burrito. Kelley butters the wolf in Rune Factory. Chris wonders if people have phones. But we all agree the new trend in game graphics should be soulshading.
This week on RPG Cast, Kelley falls asleep for four years and misses the announcement of Kingdom Hearts 4. Chris is a five year old with beefy fists. Sam tells us how her video game marriage life works. And we all agree that Bidoof is our buddy.
Sonic makes Kelley violent so goes on a chili dog fueled rampage. Josh wants a break cause it’s been a slow week. Chris plays the market board stocks and loses his freedom.
Josh’s cat admits that, while he likes Josh, he is disposable. Robert works on his perfecting his boatsona cosplay. Chris orders acrylic bookends for the collector’s editions he doesn’t need. And Kelley learns that Final Fantasy XIV housing is an NFT in disguise.
Chris wants an OP fox with mods. Matt wears a turnip and marries a twelve year old. And Josh goes off to read the new J.R.R. Martin time loop book.
Johnathan Stringer tries to sate your Saturn lust with a Satiator. Kelley Ryan was a naysayer, then she took a chaos to the knee. And Chris Privitere tries to calculate his age in internet memes.
Chris develops a Yakuza game with all Pokémon. Josh is surprised by microtransactions. And Kelley get surprised by a secret mobile game.
Kelley puts a price on a good nap. Josh complains about Pokémon (someone has to). And Chris’s true Dark Souls adventure begins with his dryer.
On this week’s show, Chris gets run over by a wheat thresher, Robert throws his phone at a car, Kelley’s cat gets offended at being a prop for gaming, and Josh goes kart racing in Horizon Forbidden West.
Kelley graduates from Canada. Josh discovers Tactics Advance is an isekai. Meanwhile Chris calculates the skill check for suplexing a train.
This week on RPG Cast, Chris asks Anna to go fix her truckers. Josh wants to date the robots. And Kelley has a hot Raymond.
Chris has a normal amount of coffee on his shirt. Kelley conks her cat on the head with a controller. And Josh thinks Maglam Lord is a contraceptive device.
Jonathan Stringer joins us in an attempt to sell his copy of Mugen Souls. Josh is launching his Kickstarter for his new documentary, Legacy of the Bitcoins. And Chris has lost his Epic Games launcher, thanks Windows 11.
Kelley ruins Warcraft by including Conker. Chris mortgages his Xbox. Josh’s cat won’t let him control his Xbox. And Microsoft has announced their new Candy Crush themed Windows 12.
Kelley finds out that Alice is made of Lego. Josh asks if his cat even lifts, bro. Chris puts everything into the Final Fantasy XVI bucket. And everyone gets KEMCO shamed.
Chris gets caught up on Columbo while queueing for FFXIV. Eclipse steals the show from Kelley by opening the Chrome dev tools. And Josh sells all his Spoony Bard NFTs.
Josh demands justice for Jorts. Chris is deployed to the circus wars. And Kelley assures us that Fang sniper is real. We’ll see you in 2022. Don’t butter your cats!
Robert tells us who the babby daddy is. Kelley plays Dark Souls Tetris. Chris designs a very special bidet. And you get to breed with a ditto. Have fun!
Chris embraces our cyberpunk subscription overlords. Josh kills the innkeeper (accidentally). Meanwhile Robert plunges down the .Hack hole.
Kelley watches DVDs like a caveman. Josh chews on all the expensive things. Meanwhile, Chris stands by some barrels.
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