Divinity II: The Dragon Knight Saga Review
Through molten heat and bitter cold,
The Dragon Knight’s tale is told.
And if you would please be so kind,
Read this review to read my mind.
Through molten heat and bitter cold,
The Dragon Knight’s tale is told.
And if you would please be so kind,
Read this review to read my mind.
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Read all of Adriaan’s amazing thoughts here.
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Now with a second review!
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LE BRAINS!
The sword and shield of a reviewing hero!
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