Final Fantasy V Advance Review
Embrace the nostalgia of the Super Nintendo days with the latest release of Final Fantasy V. If you missed its release for the PlayStation, or even if you didn’t, return to the world where crystals mean everything.
The wind stops blowing … giant meteors strike the planet … and the elemental crystals shatter. Someone or something is unleashing the dread force “Mu” — “Nothingness” — upon an unsuspecting world. Four travellers, brought together by fate, may be the last, best hope of Earth.
Date: | Region: | Platform: | Publisher: | Developer: |
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1992-12-06 | SNES | Square | Square | |
1998-03-19 | PSX | Square | Square | |
1999-09-30 | PSX | Square | Square | |
2002-02-27 | PSX | Sony | Square | |
2006-11-06 | GBA | Nintendo | Square Enix | |
2006-10-12 | GBA | Square Enix | Square Enix | |
2007-04-13 | GBA | Nintendo | Square Enix | |
2013-03-28 | IOS | Square Enix | Square Enix | |
2013-09-25 | ANDROID | Square Enix | Square Enix | |
2015-09-24 | WIN | Square Enix | Square Enix | |
2023-04-19 | PS4 NSW | Square Enix | Square Enix | |
2024-09-26 | XBSX | Square Enix | Square Enix |
Embrace the nostalgia of the Super Nintendo days with the latest release of Final Fantasy V. If you missed its release for the PlayStation, or even if you didn’t, return to the world where crystals mean everything.
In its infinite wisdom, Square Enix decided that this week wasn’t already ridiculously busy with releases. It elected to add Xbox Series X|S launchs of the Final Fantasy Pixel Remasters, Legend of Mana, and Trials of Mana to the list.
Square Enix announced a new physical release for its Final Fantasy Pixel Remaster collection. The collection will arrive through retail channels in October.
Square Enix released a PC update for the Final Fantasy Pixel Remasters. The update adds in the additional features included in the PS4 and Switch releases of all six games.
Chris puts on his tummy control sumo pants and gets uploaded into a big booby robot girl. Kelley married a Lego elitist who won’t pirate a pirate ship. Robert stares into catfinity, and the bunny stares back.
Chris builds a house with a tiger in it. Ryan remembers that bush. And Robert has to fend off the fan boys trying to take his Nikke girls. One week till Extra Life, please help us heal kids and identify bicycles.
Josh explains that all Genesis music is bad. Robert only has sub-standards for video games. Chris arm-chair quarterbacks the Persona 3 remake. Not the ramp!
Sam wants two things, coke and nuggs. Robert hails the hypnobooty. Ryan has to go recruit more Ryans. And Chris commissions a new Sesame Street horror adventure. Guard your eyes.
Chris launches his new brand, Elsa coffee. Kelley’s Pokémon demand she finds a caramel apple and a teacup. Ryan apparently got left in Seattle and is still at PAX West.
The Final Fantasy Pixel Remasters are hitting PS4 and Switch in just a couple of weeks. The console release come with new features, including gameplay boosts and a new font.
As many anticipated, the Final Fantasy I-VI Pixel Remasters are coming to additional platforms. Announced on the series’ 35th anniversary, the collections will launch for PS4 and Switch in spring.
Jonathan Stringer joins us in an attempt to sell his copy of Mugen Souls. Josh is launching his Kickstarter for his new documentary, Legacy of the Bitcoins. And Chris has lost his Epic Games launcher, thanks Windows 11.
Kelley ruins Warcraft by including Conker. Chris mortgages his Xbox. Josh’s cat won’t let him control his Xbox. And Microsoft has announced their new Candy Crush themed Windows 12.
Kelley finds out that Alice is made of Lego. Josh asks if his cat even lifts, bro. Chris puts everything into the Final Fantasy XVI bucket. And everyone gets KEMCO shamed.
Chris gets caught up on Columbo while queueing for FFXIV. Eclipse steals the show from Kelley by opening the Chrome dev tools. And Josh sells all his Spoony Bard NFTs.
Robert tells us who the babby daddy is. Kelley plays Dark Souls Tetris. Chris designs a very special bidet. And you get to breed with a ditto. Have fun!
Chris embraces our cyberpunk subscription overlords. Josh kills the innkeeper (accidentally). Meanwhile Robert plunges down the .Hack hole.
The fifth Final Fantasy Pixel Remaster releases in a couple of weeks. We’re now just waiting for one more.
Square Enix is delisting the current Steam versions of Final Fantasy V and VI. The delistings come in preparation for the upcoming releases of the Final Fantasy pixelated remasters.
The first six entries in the Final Fantasy series are coming to PC via Steam and mobile devices with the announcement of Final Fantasy Pixel Remasters. The games will release individually.
The best way to predict the review score of a game is to play a demo of it. So never trouble another for what you can do yourself. For every minute you are playing you lose sixty seconds of ignorance. And without Pokémon tooth brushing games, life would be a mistake.
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