RPG Cast – Episode 694: “There’s No D in Journey”
Chris sets out to get justice for Hana. Kelley complains about vegan technology. Robert tells us all about the vacuum cleaner machine gun. And Ryan wonders why the “silent” princess won’t shut up.
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RPG Cast – Episode 693: “The Brew Never Bothered Me Anyways”
Chris launches his new brand, Elsa coffee. Kelley’s Pokémon demand she finds a caramel apple and a teacup. Ryan apparently got left in Seattle and is still at PAX West.
RPG Cast – Episode 692: “Vending Machine Isekai”
Josh learns that despite Bethesda’s best efforts, Starfield is not Fallout 76. Robert learns the taste of Amiibo blood. Chris is just here to ask, “kink-why?” And Kelley is obsessed with Red XIII on a chocobo.
RPG Cast – Episode 691: “Hello, What Did Scamper Do Today?”
Chris dresses Pikachu up like a schoolboy with a camera. Josh wants his flight stick, he needs a HOTAS. Kelley wants Final Fantasy VII Rebirth to end like an episode of JoJo. Follow Solstice Warriors on their Myspace music page.
RPG Cast – Episode 690: “Spay and Neuter Your Owlbear Cubs”
Kelley dishonors herself in Baldur’s Gate 3 and retreats to Vampire Survivors. Chris goes on the hunt for Dr. Robotminsc. Robert hits level 50 before the third scripted battle.
RPG Cast – Episode 689: “Enthusiasm Crushed”
Kelley needs a good toilet game. Chris wonders where to hold the sword-chucks. Josh discovers the Trails series gets more anime the further it goes. And Jason wonders if Dory has ADHD. What’s his name again? Oh right, Wyl.
RPG Cast – Episode 688: “Baldur-Curious”
Kelley plays Atelier Rhianna. Chris puts his DnD characters into wrestling matches. Phil practices creepy gnome-cromancy. Someone fetch my Diablo 4 procrastination bucket.
RPG Cast – Episode 687: “Can I Interest You in 50 Slices of Kemco RPGs?”
Kelley doesn’t want to bang Gambit that bad. Chris wants foilage in games. Jason discovers a new service at the spa. And Josh tells everyone, “Go away, I’m brooding.”
RPG Cast – Episode 686: “Head Harem”
Sam puts magnets on her arms. Kelley sits down to play Diablo 4 with a proper English muffin. Chris gets hit with a pie for money. And Phil has the cast roll a head-petting check.
RPG Cast – Episode 685: “You Erased My Save, Now You Have to Beat It”
Kelley tries to capture a goat. Robert is trapped in a corner by the nightmares. Josh upgrades his tank and hopes to get a good ending this time. Will Chris beat FFXVI this week?
RPG Cast – Episode 684: “Remember What I Said at the Fazoli’s Drive Thru?”
Matt makes twenty slices of toast. Josh is still fighting sewer rat six. Kelley’s dog is NOT a baby. And Chris saves E3 with the power of…no…he can’t do it. No GEX allowed.
RPG Cast – Episode 683: “Tifa Pop-Pop, Barrett Pew-Pew, Cloud Cleave-Cleave”
Chris can’t drink his coffee anymore. Kelley plays Sonic on Titan’s tentacles. And Jason reminisces about the Ouya with Mads Middleton.
RPG Cast – Episode 682: “Hodor With a Full Vocabulary”
Chris discovers the truth about butt-type Pokémon. TAM chooses to outfit his battle-leotard with option 3 — pants. Kelley thinks all the games look amazing, she doesn’t want to play it. And Josh claims that, “God gave me a H.O.T.A.S., and I’m going to use it!”
RPG Cast – Episode 681: “Ganon Is Afraid of Homemade Apple Pie”
Chris suffers from “The Curse of the Steam Deck.” Kelley can’t pickpocket, so she mugs people at night. And Ryan likes practical grave robbers. Curl up in your clothmap quilt and enjoy our cozy ’60s demon world.
RPG Cast – Episode 680: “Warning: Spicy Sausage”
Phil laughs at stupid Diablo IV hardcore deaths. Kelley goes for the all cannon ending. Jason is depressed and wants to play Dirge of Cerberus. Ryan doesn’t have enough turn based RPGs in his life. Also, happy 100th birthday to Paw’s grandfather!
RPG Cast – Episode 679: “Some People Call Me Toe Fungus”
Phil wonders if you can pet the gator. Jason says that the wiener dog in a wheelchair is best companion. Kelley wishes there was CTRL+F in real life. Ryan wants a Trails of Cold Steel Wrestling Game.
RPG Cast – Episode 678: “Dagon Qest Incasition”
Chris learns that Star Wars has all the nudie mods and bans it from his mod manager. Kelley is an apologist for Big the Cat. Jason draws stick sticks with his feet.
RPG Cast – Episode 677: “My Parents Thought Final Fantasy Tactics Was a Strategy Guide”
Kelley “accidentally” barbecues her horse. Josh slaps “Trails” onto Horizon: Forbidden West to get Americans to play it. Jason has to go get a tako taco.
RPG Cast – Episode 676: “Sending All Our Love to the Korok Down the Well”
Sam brings the sexy back to RPG Cast. Chris goes down the rabbit hole of Skyrim Mods. Kelley’s cannon stuffs kids into itself. And Josh collects a series of progressively larger vegetables.
RPG Cast – Episode 675: “Labyrinth of That Thing”
Alex gets nine discs of Xenoblade soundtracks. Jason rewinds to heal. Phil tells us that Donatello is best turtle. And Chris shouts to make his problems go away.
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