RPG Cast – Episode 699: “Contained Pizza Mess”
Chris wonders if they serve tea at British rock concerts. Kelley gets smashed in the face with a chicken. Josh learns about alliance diaper gnomes. Do not google “diaper gnomes.”
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RPG Cast – Episode 698: “Marry, Thwack, Puff Puff”
Phil goes for the water bottle. Sam releases her Thirst-Sona. Matt talks about cantaloupes in panties. Kelley regrets visiting a kitty strip club. All of this and Extra Life to boot! Donate! Now!
RPG Cast – Episode 697: “Paper Marliano”
Chris builds a house with a tiger in it. Ryan remembers that bush. And Robert has to fend off the fan boys trying to take his Nikke girls. One week till Extra Life, please help us heal kids and identify bicycles.
RPG Cast – Episode 696: “Have You Met Video Game Fans?”
Josh explains that all Genesis music is bad. Robert only has sub-standards for video games. Chris arm-chair quarterbacks the Persona 3 remake. Not the ramp!
RPG Cast – Episode 695: “Jason Statham Is the Best Dinosaur”
Sam wants two things, coke and nuggs. Robert hails the hypnobooty. Ryan has to go recruit more Ryans. And Chris commissions a new Sesame Street horror adventure. Guard your eyes.
RPG Cast – Episode 694: “There’s No D in Journey”
Chris sets out to get justice for Hana. Kelley complains about vegan technology. Robert tells us all about the vacuum cleaner machine gun. And Ryan wonders why the “silent” princess won’t shut up.
RPG Cast – Episode 693: “The Brew Never Bothered Me Anyways”
Chris launches his new brand, Elsa coffee. Kelley’s Pokémon demand she finds a caramel apple and a teacup. Ryan apparently got left in Seattle and is still at PAX West.
RPG Cast – Episode 692: “Vending Machine Isekai”
Josh learns that despite Bethesda’s best efforts, Starfield is not Fallout 76. Robert learns the taste of Amiibo blood. Chris is just here to ask, “kink-why?” And Kelley is obsessed with Red XIII on a chocobo.
RPG Cast – Episode 691: “Hello, What Did Scamper Do Today?”
Chris dresses Pikachu up like a schoolboy with a camera. Josh wants his flight stick, he needs a HOTAS. Kelley wants Final Fantasy VII Rebirth to end like an episode of JoJo. Follow Solstice Warriors on their Myspace music page.
RPG Cast – Episode 690: “Spay and Neuter Your Owlbear Cubs”
Kelley dishonors herself in Baldur’s Gate 3 and retreats to Vampire Survivors. Chris goes on the hunt for Dr. Robotminsc. Robert hits level 50 before the third scripted battle.
RPG Cast – Episode 689: “Enthusiasm Crushed”
Kelley needs a good toilet game. Chris wonders where to hold the sword-chucks. Josh discovers the Trails series gets more anime the further it goes. And Jason wonders if Dory has ADHD. What’s his name again? Oh right, Wyl.
RPG Cast – Episode 688: “Baldur-Curious”
Kelley plays Atelier Rhianna. Chris puts his DnD characters into wrestling matches. Phil practices creepy gnome-cromancy. Someone fetch my Diablo 4 procrastination bucket.
RPG Cast – Episode 687: “Can I Interest You in 50 Slices of Kemco RPGs?”
Kelley doesn’t want to bang Gambit that bad. Chris wants foilage in games. Jason discovers a new service at the spa. And Josh tells everyone, “Go away, I’m brooding.”
RPG Cast – Episode 686: “Head Harem”
Sam puts magnets on her arms. Kelley sits down to play Diablo 4 with a proper English muffin. Chris gets hit with a pie for money. And Phil has the cast roll a head-petting check.
RPG Cast – Episode 685: “You Erased My Save, Now You Have to Beat It”
Kelley tries to capture a goat. Robert is trapped in a corner by the nightmares. Josh upgrades his tank and hopes to get a good ending this time. Will Chris beat FFXVI this week?
RPG Cast – Episode 684: “Remember What I Said at the Fazoli’s Drive Thru?”
Matt makes twenty slices of toast. Josh is still fighting sewer rat six. Kelley’s dog is NOT a baby. And Chris saves E3 with the power of…no…he can’t do it. No GEX allowed.
RPG Cast – Episode 683: “Tifa Pop-Pop, Barrett Pew-Pew, Cloud Cleave-Cleave”
Chris can’t drink his coffee anymore. Kelley plays Sonic on Titan’s tentacles. And Jason reminisces about the Ouya with Mads Middleton.
RPG Cast – Episode 682: “Hodor With a Full Vocabulary”
Chris discovers the truth about butt-type Pokémon. TAM chooses to outfit his battle-leotard with option 3 — pants. Kelley thinks all the games look amazing, she doesn’t want to play it. And Josh claims that, “God gave me a H.O.T.A.S., and I’m going to use it!”
RPG Cast – Episode 681: “Ganon Is Afraid of Homemade Apple Pie”
Chris suffers from “The Curse of the Steam Deck.” Kelley can’t pickpocket, so she mugs people at night. And Ryan likes practical grave robbers. Curl up in your clothmap quilt and enjoy our cozy ’60s demon world.
RPG Cast – Episode 680: “Warning: Spicy Sausage”
Phil laughs at stupid Diablo IV hardcore deaths. Kelley goes for the all cannon ending. Jason is depressed and wants to play Dirge of Cerberus. Ryan doesn’t have enough turn based RPGs in his life. Also, happy 100th birthday to Paw’s grandfather!
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