RPG Cast – Episode 785: “Veterinarian Mercenary”
Kelley is admiring her Pokémon trophy wall. Chris wants Ovaltine, but with yogurt. Robert is content playing a Happy Meal.
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The podcast that started them all! Our weekly RPGCast is hosted by Chris and Anna Marie Privitere, accompanied by a rotating panel of RPGamer crew. Our Saturday morning discussions revolve around the news of the week, what we’re playing, and listener feedback.
RPG Cast – Episode 784 – “Lizard Catching Incident”
Matt channels Chris and reminds us the difference between lesser and fewer. Andi admits he is to blame for the One Winged Harness. Kelley has strong opinions about Breath of Fire, and Q&A Quest won’t love them. Special guest Patrick suggests drugs might be less habit forming than LEGO. Lastly, we all learn a crucial lesson in ABCs: Always be Combo’ing!
RPG Cast – Episode 783: “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gacha”
Robert tops the leaderboard for kidney stone any % runs. Kelley wonders why they aren’t getting over here anymore. Chris gets psyched up to play the latest Bros Likes. And Ryan is Victorian then? Yeah, let’s go with that.
RPG Cast – Episode 782: “The Oxford Comma Toggle”
Kelley remembers the 90s, with Bubsy. Chris needs a Final Fantasy therapist. And we’re all getting of the way of Silksong.
RPG Cast – Episode 781: “All the Umamusume Influencers on YouTube”
Chris smells like a Jill sandwich. Robert has an entire folder dedicated to Neptunia. Josh assures us that he’s a REAL lawyer. Let’s see if we can talk about anything other than gamescom.
RPG Cast – Episode 780: “Thank You, Pine Hoverfly”
Josh is throwing subway sandwiches at Roblox. Kelley bulk purchases needles while deathgripping her Xbox controller. Chris weighs productions of bingo cards to track weekly quotas. And Robert would like to welcome you to his TAM Talk about Super Robot Wars: Original Generation.
RPG Cast – Episode 779: “Samus Dot Link, the Perfect URL”
Kelley thinks she hears Aerosmith while searching for her cat. Chris wishes he was in a montage. Josh is drenched in 90s anime. And Ryan skips everything and goes straight to the hot spring.
RPG Cast – Episode 778: “Old Person Patch”
Chris is now a gross adult that can’t stop training horse girls. Matt feeds magicite to cats and gets chunks out the other end. Kelley needs a bear plushie. Sam wants the power washer to go WHOOSH. Josh wants Final Fantasy X…but French. But remember, monsters are friends, not parts.
RPG Cast – Episode 777: “Z-A Warrior Princess”
Chris insists Penguin-chan just wants a hug. Josh discovers he’s secretly Truck-kun. Andi grabs his shovel and keeps on digging. Guest host MDi is back in the 80s with gaming. Kelley isn’t married to Chris, but still ready to divorce him! It’s a long story.
RPG Cast – Episode 776: “Fortnite Airdrops of Grass”
Chris needs better horse mommies. Kelley gushes over her dark night cat girl batman. Robert finds a new SRW like. But really, we just wanted to hear Astarion be sassy.
RPG Cast – Episode 775: “Podcast Adultery”
Chris teaches us about the law of conservation of deck builders. Josh couldn’t be bothered to care about Colgate-kun. Kelley asks the perennial question: “Is it fireworks or gunshots?”
RPG Cast – Episode 774: “RPG Bacon”
Josh wishes he was in a heated cat bed. Kelley tries to level up to pinball wizard instead of pinball flunky. Robert tries to export horse girls to the Vita. Chris tries not to think to hard about the Donkey Kong timeline. And…wait…Kelley, do you know there’s a tree in your yard?
RPG Cast – Episode 773: “Steam Neck Fest”
Jonathan was not expecting a conspiracy theory cast. Chris was not expecting horses to have careers. Kelley was not expecting to get to live out her fantasy of shooting bad guys in the crotch. This really is an expensive hobby.
RPG Cast – Episode 772: “Grand Unified Ivalice Theory”
Today’s RPG Cast is brought to you by Chris’s new game, which he made as a solo dev…with his eight friends. Kelley wants to punch Grimace. Meanwhile, Ryan tries to leave town but can’t due to tank controls. Enjoy this state of the art podcast, developed for systems that don’t exist, delivered in a garbage bag. Don’t mind the receipt stapled to the screen, the pigs will eat it after they finish this apple.
RPG Cast – Episode 771: “Attack and Dethrone Clippy”
Chris tells us how Level 5 hurt him. Josh puts children in the Bitcoin mines. Kelley is ready for FUGA: Age of Apocalypse. Ryan ponders if Owlcat Games is just a AA version of Bethesda.
RPG Cast – Episode 770: “Gains and Games”
Andi insists everything, including the moon, is BS. Kelley insists Adol will win because he has a boat. Chris insists going to the gym is the bad ending. Everyone hates the dart game! This can only end in tragedy.
RPG Cast – Episode 769: “Gacha Graveyard”
Chris left Kelley at Diablo school and forgot to pick her up. Robert wants to hook us up with his stash of “boosters.” Ryan thinks Expedition 33’s opening is more depressing than an old man with a bunch of balloons. And Kelley is busy 100 percenting an art installation.
RPG Cast – Episode 768: “Death Is Super Salty”
Chris insists we don’t yet have enough rogue-like deck builders yet. Andi is playing as a little girl – in a video game, that is. Kelley’s new personal deity is Gomez. Josh isn’t here because he’s busy petting actual Shetland ponies.
RPG Cast – Episode 767: “Crazy Eights the RPG”
Ryan discovers if vinyl tastes like Skittles. Kelley teaches us that dogs are tubes and cats are liquid. Chris apologizes for forcing Kelley to buy a cat for $25.
RPG Cast – Episode 766: “They Cuss En Français”
Chris is pushing his luck with Spider Mommy Oblivion mods. Kelley just really wanted to get out of GameStop. Josh extols the magic of folding shirts. And Andi desperately tries to remember that one off-brand Persona.
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