The podcast that started them all! Our weekly RPGCast is hosted by Chris and Anna Marie Privitere, accompanied by a rotating panel of RPGamer crew. Our Saturday morning discussions revolve around the news of the week, what we’re playing, and listener feedback.
Chris is excited that the Switch 2 is a real boy with a Skyrim game of its own. Kelley plays with a jungle cat on the holodeck. Ryan points out it can’t be a bad game if it never existed. Josh is watching with microwave repair videos. Robert is looking forward to an Xillia Christmas. Oh no, not the save files!
Kelley is shipping Billy the Kid with Socrates. Josh is hanging ornaments on his skill tree. Chris had his stolen (fair and square) horse stolen by an NPC and he is outraged! What’s your daddy rank?
Andi didn’t expect cozy trauma. Chris didn’t deserve to wear that uniform. Kelley didn’t have the budget to get different stunt cats.
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Chris is playing the new Manos: The Branches of Fate expansion for Path of Exile. Josh learns that fox girls come from the future. Kelley falls down a Warriors rabbit-hole but may find salvation in a Picross mouse-hole.
Kelley must find and pet all the kitties, Chris mourns losing all his microplastics, Joshua is too old for SpongeBob, Andi agrees Thunder Bay is a JRPG Dungeon, and Sam goes to horny jail…as usual. Final death count for Chris: 63
Matt recounts the horrors of when seven liquid metal slimes show up – and none of them run, because they knew what they were doing. Kelley tells the tale of when Team Rocket went to pick up some pizza. Ryan’s Game Gear is somehow playing all his consoles. Andi learns it’s just a harvest, not a lifetime.
Kelley spoils Power Wash Simulator. Josh tells us what happens when a mommy and daddy chocobo love each other very much. Chris takes the subtone to get uptoown.
Ryan thinks knaifu is best waifu. Kelley tips her personal litter pick-up ninja. Chris likes coffee that doesn’t taste like poop, unfortunately he can’t escape Tim Horton’s.
Chris has at least one hundred things he doesn’t understand in Quartet. Kelley wants a pet skunk. Robert is a Super Robot Wars Original Gangster. And we all ask ourselves, “Wherefore doth the yellow birds meet the Son of Man?”
Chris admits he’s the biggest danger to consoles in his house. Kelley needs Pokémon Snap for cat photos. Josh LARPs as a vampire. Meanwhile we need to secure the bread!
Chris is playing Civ 2 over email. Kelley is ready to play Food Tetris the next time she eats. Josh wonders if the Switch 2 version of Borderlands will be on a USB key.
Kelley is admiring her Pokémon trophy wall. Chris wants Ovaltine, but with yogurt. Robert is content playing a Happy Meal.
Matt channels Chris and reminds us the difference between lesser and fewer. Andi admits he is to blame for the One Winged Harness. Kelley has strong opinions about Breath of Fire, and Q&A Quest won’t love them. Special guest Patrick suggests drugs might be less habit forming than LEGO. Lastly, we all learn a crucial lesson in ABCs: Always be Combo’ing!
Robert tops the leaderboard for kidney stone any % runs. Kelley wonders why they aren’t getting over here anymore. Chris gets psyched up to play the latest Bros Likes. And Ryan is Victorian then? Yeah, let’s go with that.
Kelley remembers the 90s, with Bubsy. Chris needs a Final Fantasy therapist. And we’re all getting of the way of Silksong.
Chris smells like a Jill sandwich. Robert has an entire folder dedicated to Neptunia. Josh assures us that he’s a REAL lawyer. Let’s see if we can talk about anything other than gamescom.
Josh is throwing subway sandwiches at Roblox. Kelley bulk purchases needles while deathgripping her Xbox controller. Chris weighs productions of bingo cards to track weekly quotas. And Robert would like to welcome you to his TAM Talk about Super Robot Wars: Original Generation.
Kelley thinks she hears Aerosmith while searching for her cat. Chris wishes he was in a montage. Josh is drenched in 90s anime. And Ryan skips everything and goes straight to the hot spring.
Chris is now a gross adult that can’t stop training horse girls. Matt feeds magicite to cats and gets chunks out the other end. Kelley needs a bear plushie. Sam wants the power washer to go WHOOSH. Josh wants Final Fantasy X…but French. But remember, monsters are friends, not parts.
Chris insists Penguin-chan just wants a hug. Josh discovers he’s secretly Truck-kun. Andi grabs his shovel and keeps on digging. Guest host MDi is back in the 80s with gaming. Kelley isn’t married to Chris, but still ready to divorce him! It’s a long story.
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