RPG Cast – Episode 782: “The Oxford Comma Toggle”
Kelley remembers the 90s, with Bubsy. Chris needs a Final Fantasy therapist. And we’re all getting of the way of Silksong.
The podcast that started them all! Our weekly RPGCast is hosted by Chris and Anna Marie Privitere, accompanied by a rotating panel of RPGamer crew. Our Saturday morning discussions revolve around the news of the week, what we’re playing, and listener feedback.
Kelley remembers the 90s, with Bubsy. Chris needs a Final Fantasy therapist. And we’re all getting of the way of Silksong.
Chris smells like a Jill sandwich. Robert has an entire folder dedicated to Neptunia. Josh assures us that he’s a REAL lawyer. Let’s see if we can talk about anything other than gamescom.
Josh is throwing subway sandwiches at Roblox. Kelley bulk purchases needles while deathgripping her Xbox controller. Chris weighs productions of bingo cards to track weekly quotas. And Robert would like to welcome you to his TAM Talk about Super Robot Wars: Original Generation.
Kelley thinks she hears Aerosmith while searching for her cat. Chris wishes he was in a montage. Josh is drenched in 90s anime. And Ryan skips everything and goes straight to the hot spring.
Chris is now a gross adult that can’t stop training horse girls. Matt feeds magicite to cats and gets chunks out the other end. Kelley needs a bear plushie. Sam wants the power washer to go WHOOSH. Josh wants Final Fantasy X…but French. But remember, monsters are friends, not parts.
Chris insists Penguin-chan just wants a hug. Josh discovers he’s secretly Truck-kun. Andi grabs his shovel and keeps on digging. Guest host MDi is back in the 80s with gaming. Kelley isn’t married to Chris, but still ready to divorce him! It’s a long story.
Chris needs better horse mommies. Kelley gushes over her dark night cat girl batman. Robert finds a new SRW like. But really, we just wanted to hear Astarion be sassy.
Chris teaches us about the law of conservation of deck builders. Josh couldn’t be bothered to care about Colgate-kun. Kelley asks the perennial question: “Is it fireworks or gunshots?”
Josh wishes he was in a heated cat bed. Kelley tries to level up to pinball wizard instead of pinball flunky. Robert tries to export horse girls to the Vita. Chris tries not to think to hard about the Donkey Kong timeline. And…wait…Kelley, do you know there’s a tree in your yard?
Jonathan was not expecting a conspiracy theory cast. Chris was not expecting horses to have careers. Kelley was not expecting to get to live out her fantasy of shooting bad guys in the crotch. This really is an expensive hobby.
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Chris tells us how Level 5 hurt him. Josh puts children in the Bitcoin mines. Kelley is ready for FUGA: Age of Apocalypse. Ryan ponders if Owlcat Games is just a AA version of Bethesda.
Andi insists everything, including the moon, is BS. Kelley insists Adol will win because he has a boat. Chris insists going to the gym is the bad ending. Everyone hates the dart game! This can only end in tragedy.
Chris left Kelley at Diablo school and forgot to pick her up. Robert wants to hook us up with his stash of “boosters.” Ryan thinks Expedition 33’s opening is more depressing than an old man with a bunch of balloons. And Kelley is busy 100 percenting an art installation.
Chris insists we don’t yet have enough rogue-like deck builders yet. Andi is playing as a little girl – in a video game, that is. Kelley’s new personal deity is Gomez. Josh isn’t here because he’s busy petting actual Shetland ponies.
Ryan discovers if vinyl tastes like Skittles. Kelley teaches us that dogs are tubes and cats are liquid. Chris apologizes for forcing Kelley to buy a cat for $25.
Chris is pushing his luck with Spider Mommy Oblivion mods. Kelley just really wanted to get out of GameStop. Josh extols the magic of folding shirts. And Andi desperately tries to remember that one off-brand Persona.
Matt asks, “Does this remake make my sprites look fat?” Josh runs into an invisible bus full of Trails tropes. Kelley wonders if Wheels is secretly the Vampire Survivors guy. Chris is not into Obscur jokes, but is Musou-so-so on Zelda.
Kelley orders an omellette du Farmagia. Chris fights a dragon with a lightning railgun on its head. Josh is disappointed that no arms were removed in the recording of this podcast. Now excuse me while I go lay down in the Warm Cult’s blankets.
Robert is all up on the Super Robot Wars scene. Chris is all up on that burning finger. Pascal is all up on priests with attitude. And somehow, we landed on insertion.
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