The podcast that started them all! Our weekly RPGCast is hosted by Chris and Anna Marie Privitere, accompanied by a rotating panel of RPGamer crew. Our Saturday morning discussions revolve around the news of the week, what we’re playing, and listener feedback.
Matt recounts the horrors of when seven liquid metal slimes show up – and none of them run, because they knew what they were doing. Kelley tells the tale of when Team Rocket went to pick up some pizza. Ryan’s Game Gear is somehow playing all his consoles. Andi learns it’s just a harvest, not a lifetime.
Kelley spoils Power Wash Simulator. Josh tells us what happens when a mommy and daddy chocobo love each other very much. Chris takes the subtone to get uptoown.
Ryan thinks knaifu is best waifu. Kelley tips her personal litter pick-up ninja. Chris likes coffee that doesn’t taste like poop, unfortunately he can’t escape Tim Horton’s.
Chris has at least one hundred things he doesn’t understand in Quartet. Kelley wants a pet skunk. Robert is a Super Robot Wars Original Gangster. And we all ask ourselves, “Wherefore doth the yellow birds meet the Son of Man?”
Chris admits he’s the biggest danger to consoles in his house. Kelley needs Pokémon Snap for cat photos. Josh LARPs as a vampire. Meanwhile we need to secure the bread!
Chris is playing Civ 2 over email. Kelley is ready to play Food Tetris the next time she eats. Josh wonders if the Switch 2 version of Borderlands will be on a USB key.
Kelley is admiring her Pokémon trophy wall. Chris wants Ovaltine, but with yogurt. Robert is content playing a Happy Meal.
Matt channels Chris and reminds us the difference between lesser and fewer. Andi admits he is to blame for the One Winged Harness. Kelley has strong opinions about Breath of Fire, and Q&A Quest won’t love them. Special guest Patrick suggests drugs might be less habit forming than LEGO. Lastly, we all learn a crucial lesson in ABCs: Always be Combo’ing!
Robert tops the leaderboard for kidney stone any % runs. Kelley wonders why they aren’t getting over here anymore. Chris gets psyched up to play the latest Bros Likes. And Ryan is Victorian then? Yeah, let’s go with that.
Kelley remembers the 90s, with Bubsy. Chris needs a Final Fantasy therapist. And we’re all getting of the way of Silksong.
Chris smells like a Jill sandwich. Robert has an entire folder dedicated to Neptunia. Josh assures us that he’s a REAL lawyer. Let’s see if we can talk about anything other than gamescom.
Josh is throwing subway sandwiches at Roblox. Kelley bulk purchases needles while deathgripping her Xbox controller. Chris weighs productions of bingo cards to track weekly quotas. And Robert would like to welcome you to his TAM Talk about Super Robot Wars: Original Generation.
Kelley thinks she hears Aerosmith while searching for her cat. Chris wishes he was in a montage. Josh is drenched in 90s anime. And Ryan skips everything and goes straight to the hot spring.
Chris is now a gross adult that can’t stop training horse girls. Matt feeds magicite to cats and gets chunks out the other end. Kelley needs a bear plushie. Sam wants the power washer to go WHOOSH. Josh wants Final Fantasy X…but French. But remember, monsters are friends, not parts.
Chris insists Penguin-chan just wants a hug. Josh discovers he’s secretly Truck-kun. Andi grabs his shovel and keeps on digging. Guest host MDi is back in the 80s with gaming. Kelley isn’t married to Chris, but still ready to divorce him! It’s a long story.
Chris needs better horse mommies. Kelley gushes over her dark night cat girl batman. Robert finds a new SRW like. But really, we just wanted to hear Astarion be sassy.
Chris teaches us about the law of conservation of deck builders. Josh couldn’t be bothered to care about Colgate-kun. Kelley asks the perennial question: “Is it fireworks or gunshots?”
Josh wishes he was in a heated cat bed. Kelley tries to level up to pinball wizard instead of pinball flunky. Robert tries to export horse girls to the Vita. Chris tries not to think to hard about the Donkey Kong timeline. And…wait…Kelley, do you know there’s a tree in your yard?
Jonathan was not expecting a conspiracy theory cast. Chris was not expecting horses to have careers. Kelley was not expecting to get to live out her fantasy of shooting bad guys in the crotch. This really is an expensive hobby.
Today’s RPG Cast is brought to you by Chris’s new game, which he made as a solo dev…with his eight friends. Kelley wants to punch Grimace. Meanwhile, Ryan tries to leave town but can’t due to tank controls. Enjoy this state of the art podcast, developed for systems that don’t exist, delivered in a garbage bag. Don’t mind the receipt stapled to the screen, the pigs will eat it after they finish this apple.
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