RPG Cast – Episode 738: “Golf Innit”
Chris goes and touches grass in WoW. Matt brings about the apocalypse through dating. Phil is striking from Persona 5. Now let me tell you all the uses for earwax…
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RPG Cast – Episode 737: “India’s Best Divorce Lawyer”
Chris requires pirate games to be on the ocean. Kelley’s over capybaras. Josh is betrayed by his potato peeler’s safety guard. Also, everybody hates Wakka.
RPG Cast – Episode 736: “Meowsable Pile of Secrets”
Chris warns about goblins and bugbears living together. Josh learns he’s the most likely to be loaded into the soul cannon first. Kelley only watches the bottom half of Looney Tunes. And Robert has 99 problems but an EVA waifu ain’t one.
RPG Cast – Episode 735: “Dodge Dragonero”
Chris proclaims that WoW isn’t a battery drainer, it’s the Warlord of Draenor. Kelley has a soda-fresh Steamdeck. Josh discovers the fifth horseman of the apocalypse: politics. Robert wraps himself in a towel and puts himself in the oven.
RPG Cast – Episode 734: “You Have Died of Festive Dysentery”
Josh gives us a time to head pat update. Kelley has “unfriendly” written on her vet notes. Robert has spent 10,000 years in the friend zone. Chris designs a pirate city building game with cat girls and heavy metal music, that everyone can love.
RPG Cast – Episode 733: “You Don’t Have to Go Home but You Can’t Fish Here”
Kelley builds a fan mod alternate LEGO Sonic build. Josh learns not to read the wiki…any wiki. Matt digs through Infinity’s trash to find out when the money ran out. Chris is watching the anime…but it’s not good either.
RPG Cast – Episode 732: “Excited PoE Noises”
Kelley starts a Reddit fight. Robert learns about purrkour gaming. Pascal makes plans to be a booth babe. Chris eats the mic like it’s meat flavored cereal. Mung beans.
RPG Cast – Episode 731: “Dragon Quest: Start Your Own Taco Adventure”
Kelley uses familiars to click her buttons. Josh scribbles in comic sans over your collector’s edition with a sharpie. Which is good because Chris can’t handle yet another collector’s edition. They’re all doing better than Ryan, though, who is suffering from Wizardry PTSD.
RPG Cast – Episode 730: “Never Played a JRPG”
Kelley tells us about her new clawed abomination: the cat-raptor. Chris tries to figure out who cross Ross is and why he’s so angry. Robert is “surprised” to find horse girls show up on the sheet. Josh is definitely here for the icons.
RPG Cast – Episode 729: “Zelda Goes to IKEA”
Kelley becomes a Battletoads Jedi. Chris visits Atelier Risa the pleasure planet. Robert will pay the price of free-to-play. Josh patents our new adult animation series.
RPG Cast – Episode 728: “Cats With Jiggle Physics”
Kelley makes a Morgen Wonk. Chris loves the smell of Gundam in the morning. Phil plays some Mathfinder while listening to his favorite new band, Creepy Lego Waifus. The cake has arrived.
RPG Cast – Episode 727: “PlayStation go VRRR”
Chris gets hit by the valley girl truck-kun and can’t leave the hinterlands. Sam makes a Sony Pony Button in order to become the true Unicorn Overlord. Kelley becomes a cat and pantomimes WoW lore while building Lego Minifigures that can punch dinosaurs.
RPG Cast – Episode 726: “Princes of the Mew-niverse”
Chris realizes WoW is the new Diablo. Phil bakes a potato into two. Kelley becomes a cat in a frog suit. And we’re dressing beds with old t-shirts.
RPG Cast – Episode 725: “Not Every Idea in the Factory Is a Good One”
Ryan slip ‘n slides his health away. Robert lives on the side of danger and poor choices in video games. Meanwhile, Chris makes his own bathtub Geralt.
RPG Cast – Episode 724: “Can I Sell You a Battle Pass Warranty?”
Kelley eats radioactive sushi. Chris tries to learn what a “zound” is. Josh goes to the Millennium tower one last time and rips off his shirt. Johnathan makes his bi-annual visit to Suiko-shame Chris.
RPG Cast – Episode 723: “I Neptuned Out”
Chris has his mind blown with Nep-nep lore. Robert develops his random Neptunia game launcher. And Kelley rolls off a balcony. RIP.
RPG Cast – Episode 722: “They’re Just a Stack of Rocks”
Kelley risks her life trimming her cat’s nails. Chris optimizes Eiyuden Chronicle live on stream. Robert plays dental roulette.
RPG Cast – Episode 721: “Skyrim Helmet Sleep Mask”
Chris force feeds people desserts to make people like each other. Ryan likes bad games, just like Chris. Kelley has a penchant for losing pendants. Matt throws some garbage in the pot and suddenly it’s pizza. Now let’s grow old and lose stats together.
RPG Cast – Episode 720: “Self Checkout Bouncers”
Chris gets ready for his favorite part of FFXIV, the benchmark. Kelley complains about her hotel bed while waiting for a tow truck. Josh is force feeding his army desserts. Meanwhile…wait…Robert…wake up, Robert!
RPG Cast – Episode 719: “Good morning, everybody. Hairball!”
Kelley gets bored and cleans her bathroom. Memories of the Virtual Boy make Josh’s eyes hurt. Robert can’t stop singing about Albuquerque. Chris, meanwhile, decides to make his own farming sim with coffee shops and old people.
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