RPG Cast – Episode 747: “Cute Little Cow Boxes”
Chris plays real life PC building simulator. Kelley is shocked there’s a bug in the Switch version. Josh has a heart episode while retrieving a necktie. And we all learn what true chicken love is.
Chris plays real life PC building simulator. Kelley is shocked there’s a bug in the Switch version. Josh has a heart episode while retrieving a necktie. And we all learn what true chicken love is.
Chris gets killed by Dick Van Dyke. Kelley is done with VR now. Sam had a busy work week of dressing up as a blanket ghost. And Josh sails into invisible walls.
Chris eats around dirty grapes. Kelley plays the goose class of Monster Hunter. Ryan runs out of disc space until he deletes a Rogue Trader save file. Don’t get distracted by salsa.
Chris is unmasked as The Corporate Body. Tam talks about anime and waifus. Kelley is excited about text size. Josh explains the meaning of “time to shipwreck.” Subscribe to our latest offering, The Monthly Litterbox.
Chris got extra hands and became too weird even for SMT. Kelley got to the boat song and noped out. Phil destroyed half the furniture in his living room. Now go give your cat some nose drops.
Kelley hot boxes her cat. Chris authorizes Lunar to bring back Bill Clinton jokes. And Robert suffers feline gacha girls for us all.
Today’s cast gets dangerously close to a patent law cast as Chris finds a new pirate game to ignore. Kelley wants truck-kun to be isekai’d into a person. And Josh asks, “What do you get from petting the bear?” No one answers.
Chris saw a wizard in Tokyo in Trader Vic’s, his robe and wizard hat were perfect. Kelley got tired of Alf memes. Josh shoved his Steam Link in a closet somewhere. Gamers suck, tune in next week for monitor cast.
Chris’s lamp wasn’t lamping. Kelley complains about alchemy themed high heels. Phil just shoots arrows.
Chris goes and touches grass in WoW. Matt brings about the apocalypse through dating. Phil is striking from Persona 5. Now let me tell you all the uses for earwax…
Chris requires pirate games to be on the ocean. Kelley’s over capybaras. Josh is betrayed by his potato peeler’s safety guard. Also, everybody hates Wakka.
Chris warns about goblins and bugbears living together. Josh learns he’s the most likely to be loaded into the soul cannon first. Kelley only watches the bottom half of Looney Tunes. And Robert has 99 problems but an EVA waifu ain’t one.
Chris proclaims that WoW isn’t a battery drainer, it’s the Warlord of Draenor. Kelley has a soda-fresh Steamdeck. Josh discovers the fifth horseman of the apocalypse: politics. Robert wraps himself in a towel and puts himself in the oven.
Josh gives us a time to head pat update. Kelley has “unfriendly” written on her vet notes. Robert has spent 10,000 years in the friend zone. Chris designs a pirate city building game with cat girls and heavy metal music, that everyone can love.
Kelley builds a fan mod alternate LEGO Sonic build. Josh learns not to read the wiki…any wiki. Matt digs through Infinity’s trash to find out when the money ran out. Chris is watching the anime…but it’s not good either.
Kelley starts a Reddit fight. Robert learns about purrkour gaming. Pascal makes plans to be a booth babe. Chris eats the mic like it’s meat flavored cereal. Mung beans.
Kelley uses familiars to click her buttons. Josh scribbles in comic sans over your collector’s edition with a sharpie. Which is good because Chris can’t handle yet another collector’s edition. They’re all doing better than Ryan, though, who is suffering from Wizardry PTSD.
Kelley tells us about her new clawed abomination: the cat-raptor. Chris tries to figure out who cross Ross is and why he’s so angry. Robert is “surprised” to find horse girls show up on the sheet. Josh is definitely here for the icons.
Kelley becomes a Battletoads Jedi. Chris visits Atelier Risa the pleasure planet. Robert will pay the price of free-to-play. Josh patents our new adult animation series.
Kelley makes a Morgen Wonk. Chris loves the smell of Gundam in the morning. Phil plays some Mathfinder while listening to his favorite new band, Creepy Lego Waifus. The cake has arrived.
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