Mike Moehnke

Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel PC Retroview

Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel PC Retroview

A hostile lunar environment would normally be the time for caution amid the umpteen threats it presents. In a Borderlands title, it’s the time to go on a hunting spree with all the bizarre local wildlife.
Wilhelm the chatterbox.

Arelite Core Review

Arelite Core Review

What does it take to become an accomplished blacksmith? According to this game, talking to other blacksmiths without actually seeing them at work is enough to become proficient. Would the same method work for improving medicinal aptitude?

Dragon Sinker Review

Dragon Sinker Review

Giant dragons appear to like being given human sacrifices to relieve their appetites. Admittedly, this game and the movie Dragon Slayer aren’t a conclusive survey group, but there’s a definite pattern. A merchant, a baker and a revenant maker.

Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King 3DS Review

Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King 3DS Review

In the annals of curses inflicted over the years, being turned into a green monster without mental or physical deterioration may not top the all-time list of infamy. King Trode steadfastly refuses to accept any suggestions that his plight is not horrendous, however. Also, Medea is a well-groomed horse.

Dex Vita Review

Dex Vita Review

Often games are enhanced when moving to different platforms. In the case of Dex, moving to the Vita was accompanied by some unfortunate technical ‘enhancements’ that quality assurance missed. Blue hair is popular in 2037.

Jeanne d’Arc Retroview

Jeanne d’Arc Retroview

Exactly what inspired Level-5 to develop a tactical title derived from Joan of Arc’s story may never be known, but the result is something that deserves to be experienced by all with even the slightest interest.

Dragon Ball Fusions Review

Dragon Ball Fusions Review

Many faces from the various eras of Dragon Ball appear in this game. Unsurprisingly, the lineup does not include a playable version of Namek’s gargantuan elder Guru. Ginyu Force action!

Brandish: The Dark Revenant Review

Brandish: The Dark Revenant Review

There was once a time when dungeon explorers could not see their own backs, no matter how many times they turned around. This game allows us to relive that time today.
Bringing back the crab walk.

Stranger of Sword City Review

Stranger of Sword City Review

A small army of first person dungeon crawlers has emerged in recent years, many of them trying to emulate the feel of something from thirty years ago. This one succeeds in its aim of feeling like something from the previous century, though that may not be a good thing.

Dragon Quest VII: Fragments of the Forgotten Past Review

Dragon Quest VII: Fragments of the Forgotten Past Review

Once upon a time playing the seventh Dragon Quest required a PlayStation, plus a lot of spare time. Now that the game’s 3DS remake is available outside Japan, at least one of those requirements has been removed. Wholesale slime destruction will result.

Dungeon Punks Review

Dungeon Punks Review

Melding a brawler with an RPG has been done before, but this one offers something different. Beating up unicorns and fighting from their backs is not a common occurrence, after all. Stop hitting me when I can’t fight back!