RPG Cast – Episode 722: “They’re Just a Stack of Rocks”
Kelley risks her life trimming her cat’s nails. Chris optimizes Eiyuden Chronicle live on stream. Robert plays dental roulette.
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RPG Cast – Episode 721: “Skyrim Helmet Sleep Mask”
Chris force feeds people desserts to make people like each other. Ryan likes bad games, just like Chris. Kelley has a penchant for losing pendants. Matt throws some garbage in the pot and suddenly it’s pizza. Now let’s grow old and lose stats together.
RPG Cast – Episode 720: “Self Checkout Bouncers”
Chris gets ready for his favorite part of FFXIV, the benchmark. Kelley complains about her hotel bed while waiting for a tow truck. Josh is force feeding his army desserts. Meanwhile…wait…Robert…wake up, Robert!
RPG Cast – Episode 719: “Good morning, everybody. Hairball!”
Kelley gets bored and cleans her bathroom. Memories of the Virtual Boy make Josh’s eyes hurt. Robert can’t stop singing about Albuquerque. Chris, meanwhile, decides to make his own farming sim with coffee shops and old people.
RPG Cast – Episode 718: “Hamsterbam”
Chris confesses to being a French Karen. Kelley is consumed by the Lego mimic freebie. And Robert gets an anime pretzel robot roommate.
RPG Cast – Episode 717: “I Went to Tokyo Disneyland in Paris”
Chris gets cheesecake from rats. Kelley punches worms to get her Tifa back. And Josh funds a re-dub of Yakuza with Mark Hamil. Now excuse us as we go attend tonight’s brawl at the local Waffle House.
RPG Cast – Episode 716: “Canadian Telephone Game”
Chris is hunting bears, because of course that’s what you do. Kelley hangs out with Chadley and the massively annoying individual. Robert is all about that exquisite fraisier cake.
RPG Cast – Episode 715: “Chocobo Drifting”
Kelley wonders how you fight a pillow. Chris adopts a sentient Sephiroth noodle. Ryan plays XCOM with a bear. Now everyone, go finish your Turkish Star Wars homework.
RPG Cast – Episode 714: “Thirsty for Tactics”
Chris sits in a time loop watching Vegeta backhand a guy. Kelley buys solar panels for her Red XIII werewolf. Were you into RPGs before they were cool? Now slide, slide, baby, slide.
RPG Cast – Episode 713: “Game Awards 2023”
Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, and Kelley Ryan join Pascal and Chris as they go through the best and worst of 2023. See how many categories Baldur’s Gate 3 wins and Diablo 4 loses.
RPG Cast – Episode 712: “M.A.S.H Cast”
Sam is declared legally dead. Chris’s Batman Cookies set him down a bad path in his life. Kelley’s alien grandpa tells us what Pokémon look like while she ignores her husband. Now excuse us as we shove chocolate down our shirts.
RPG Cast – Episode 711: “I’ve Always Wanted a Gaming Napkin”
Chris kink-shames Red XIII. Kelley violates the time space continuum with cat cafes. Josh is better at keeping things afloat than Embracer Group. Robert fails at being family friendly.
RPG Cast – Episode 710: “Xenoblade Chronicles X Doesn’t Love You Back”
Robert finds out what Godzilla sushi tastes like. Josh pimps his Segway. Phil has a pictomancer at home. The awards all Chris’s fault, because he didn’t vote. Also, PoE is to Chris, as CoH is to Phil.
RPG Cast – Episode 709: “2004 Jankiness in 2024”
Josh increases his charisma with Sega BASS fishing. Chris plays something other than Path of Exile. Kelley thinks the world sucks and goes to pet a cat. Cook my toast.
RPG Cast – Episode 708: “My Oculus Ow!”
Kelley turns into a trashy paranormal romance novel. Chris opens up a Pokémon sweatshop. And Josh only interacts with League of Legends side content.
RPG Cast – Episode 707: “Pictomancers Working for Exposure”
Robert wants to be Tuxedo Mask, but with food and goggles. Kelley plays Find the Smell every day. Chris longs for freedom from his loot torture.
RPG Cast – Episode 706: “Whiskey Fields of Colorado”
Matt’s Dragon Quest slime car draws near. Command? Kelley blows open doors. And Chris announces the end of the noseless era.
RPG Cast – Episode 705: “Trip the Gold Digger”
Kelley’s cat decided Christmas was over. Chris is scared to return to Vana’diel and hates Norrath, but is strangely interested in hanging out with river hobbits in Middle Earth. Meanwhile, Phil tries to recruit everyone into his multilevel Monster Hunter scheme.
RPG Cast – Episode 704: “She’s Lying, I Did Not Hit the Ornaments”
Kelley got WHAM’d and ran out of a hair salon. Chris can afford boat loads of ramen for his Path of Exile sessions now. Tam gives birth to a baby space ship. Oh, hi Mark.
RPG Cast – Episode 703: “Touhou Chex Quest”
Chris jumps in the party hole. Kelley power washes Biff Tannen. And Phil gets the Picross zoomies.
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