RPG Cast – Episode 709: “2004 Jankiness in 2024”
Josh increases his charisma with Sega BASS fishing. Chris plays something other than Path of Exile. Kelley thinks the world sucks and goes to pet a cat. Cook my toast.
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RPG Cast – Episode 708: “My Oculus Ow!”
Kelley turns into a trashy paranormal romance novel. Chris opens up a Pokémon sweatshop. And Josh only interacts with League of Legends side content.
RPG Cast – Episode 707: “Pictomancers Working for Exposure”
Robert wants to be Tuxedo Mask, but with food and goggles. Kelley plays Find the Smell every day. Chris longs for freedom from his loot torture.
RPG Cast – Episode 706: “Whiskey Fields of Colorado”
Matt’s Dragon Quest slime car draws near. Command? Kelley blows open doors. And Chris announces the end of the noseless era.
RPG Cast – Episode 705: “Trip the Gold Digger”
Kelley’s cat decided Christmas was over. Chris is scared to return to Vana’diel and hates Norrath, but is strangely interested in hanging out with river hobbits in Middle Earth. Meanwhile, Phil tries to recruit everyone into his multilevel Monster Hunter scheme.
RPG Cast – Episode 704: “She’s Lying, I Did Not Hit the Ornaments”
Kelley got WHAM’d and ran out of a hair salon. Chris can afford boat loads of ramen for his Path of Exile sessions now. Tam gives birth to a baby space ship. Oh, hi Mark.
RPG Cast – Episode 703: “Touhou Chex Quest”
Chris jumps in the party hole. Kelley power washes Biff Tannen. And Phil gets the Picross zoomies.
RPG Cast – Episode 702: “He Plays Flute Like Your Mom Plays SNES”
Chris believes rabites are full of juice. Kelley’s furry tank game bias is exposed. Robert gets to be the Snivey he always was inside. Rock flautist.
RPG Cast – Episode 701: “Allergic to Good Games”
Josh enjoys the important things, like a hot springs mini-game. Kelley purchased Legos; sacrifices were made. Bethesda tells Chris it’s his fault for not enjoying Starfield. Meanwhile, we just can’t quit Kiryu.
RPG Cast – Episode 700: “Come Here, Barney!”
Chris puts on his tummy control sumo pants and gets uploaded into a big booby robot girl. Kelley married a Lego elitist who won’t pirate a pirate ship. Robert stares into catfinity, and the bunny stares back.
RPG Cast – Episode 699: “Contained Pizza Mess”
Chris wonders if they serve tea at British rock concerts. Kelley gets smashed in the face with a chicken. Josh learns about alliance diaper gnomes. Do not google “diaper gnomes.”
RPG Cast – Episode 698: “Marry, Thwack, Puff Puff”
Phil goes for the water bottle. Sam releases her Thirst-Sona. Matt talks about cantaloupes in panties. Kelley regrets visiting a kitty strip club. All of this and Extra Life to boot! Donate! Now!
RPG Cast – Episode 697: “Paper Marliano”
Chris builds a house with a tiger in it. Ryan remembers that bush. And Robert has to fend off the fan boys trying to take his Nikke girls. One week till Extra Life, please help us heal kids and identify bicycles.
RPG Cast – Episode 696: “Have You Met Video Game Fans?”
Josh explains that all Genesis music is bad. Robert only has sub-standards for video games. Chris arm-chair quarterbacks the Persona 3 remake. Not the ramp!
RPG Cast – Episode 695: “Jason Statham Is the Best Dinosaur”
Sam wants two things, coke and nuggs. Robert hails the hypnobooty. Ryan has to go recruit more Ryans. And Chris commissions a new Sesame Street horror adventure. Guard your eyes.
RPG Cast – Episode 694: “There’s No D in Journey”
Chris sets out to get justice for Hana. Kelley complains about vegan technology. Robert tells us all about the vacuum cleaner machine gun. And Ryan wonders why the “silent” princess won’t shut up.
RPG Cast – Episode 693: “The Brew Never Bothered Me Anyways”
Chris launches his new brand, Elsa coffee. Kelley’s Pokémon demand she finds a caramel apple and a teacup. Ryan apparently got left in Seattle and is still at PAX West.
RPG Cast – Episode 692: “Vending Machine Isekai”
Josh learns that despite Bethesda’s best efforts, Starfield is not Fallout 76. Robert learns the taste of Amiibo blood. Chris is just here to ask, “kink-why?” And Kelley is obsessed with Red XIII on a chocobo.
RPG Cast – Episode 691: “Hello, What Did Scamper Do Today?”
Chris dresses Pikachu up like a schoolboy with a camera. Josh wants his flight stick, he needs a HOTAS. Kelley wants Final Fantasy VII Rebirth to end like an episode of JoJo. Follow Solstice Warriors on their Myspace music page.
RPG Cast – Episode 690: “Spay and Neuter Your Owlbear Cubs”
Kelley dishonors herself in Baldur’s Gate 3 and retreats to Vampire Survivors. Chris goes on the hunt for Dr. Robotminsc. Robert hits level 50 before the third scripted battle.
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