RPG Cast – Episode 714: “Thirsty for Tactics”
Chris sits in a time loop watching Vegeta backhand a guy. Kelley buys solar panels for her Red XIII werewolf. Were you into RPGs before they were cool? Now slide, slide, baby, slide.
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RPG Cast – Episode 713: “Game Awards 2023”
Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, and Kelley Ryan join Pascal and Chris as they go through the best and worst of 2023. See how many categories Baldur’s Gate 3 wins and Diablo 4 loses.
RPG Cast – Episode 712: “M.A.S.H Cast”
Sam is declared legally dead. Chris’s Batman Cookies set him down a bad path in his life. Kelley’s alien grandpa tells us what Pokémon look like while she ignores her husband. Now excuse us as we shove chocolate down our shirts.
RPG Cast – Episode 711: “I’ve Always Wanted a Gaming Napkin”
Chris kink-shames Red XIII. Kelley violates the time space continuum with cat cafes. Josh is better at keeping things afloat than Embracer Group. Robert fails at being family friendly.
RPG Cast – Episode 710: “Xenoblade Chronicles X Doesn’t Love You Back”
Robert finds out what Godzilla sushi tastes like. Josh pimps his Segway. Phil has a pictomancer at home. The awards all Chris’s fault, because he didn’t vote. Also, PoE is to Chris, as CoH is to Phil.
RPG Cast – Episode 709: “2004 Jankiness in 2024”
Josh increases his charisma with Sega BASS fishing. Chris plays something other than Path of Exile. Kelley thinks the world sucks and goes to pet a cat. Cook my toast.
RPG Cast – Episode 708: “My Oculus Ow!”
Kelley turns into a trashy paranormal romance novel. Chris opens up a Pokémon sweatshop. And Josh only interacts with League of Legends side content.
RPG Cast – Episode 707: “Pictomancers Working for Exposure”
Robert wants to be Tuxedo Mask, but with food and goggles. Kelley plays Find the Smell every day. Chris longs for freedom from his loot torture.
RPG Cast – Episode 706: “Whiskey Fields of Colorado”
Matt’s Dragon Quest slime car draws near. Command? Kelley blows open doors. And Chris announces the end of the noseless era.
RPG Cast – Episode 705: “Trip the Gold Digger”
Kelley’s cat decided Christmas was over. Chris is scared to return to Vana’diel and hates Norrath, but is strangely interested in hanging out with river hobbits in Middle Earth. Meanwhile, Phil tries to recruit everyone into his multilevel Monster Hunter scheme.
RPG Cast – Episode 704: “She’s Lying, I Did Not Hit the Ornaments”
Kelley got WHAM’d and ran out of a hair salon. Chris can afford boat loads of ramen for his Path of Exile sessions now. Tam gives birth to a baby space ship. Oh, hi Mark.
RPG Cast – Episode 703: “Touhou Chex Quest”
Chris jumps in the party hole. Kelley power washes Biff Tannen. And Phil gets the Picross zoomies.
RPG Cast – Episode 702: “He Plays Flute Like Your Mom Plays SNES”
Chris believes rabites are full of juice. Kelley’s furry tank game bias is exposed. Robert gets to be the Snivey he always was inside. Rock flautist.
RPG Cast – Episode 701: “Allergic to Good Games”
Josh enjoys the important things, like a hot springs mini-game. Kelley purchased Legos; sacrifices were made. Bethesda tells Chris it’s his fault for not enjoying Starfield. Meanwhile, we just can’t quit Kiryu.
RPG Cast – Episode 700: “Come Here, Barney!”
Chris puts on his tummy control sumo pants and gets uploaded into a big booby robot girl. Kelley married a Lego elitist who won’t pirate a pirate ship. Robert stares into catfinity, and the bunny stares back.
RPG Cast – Episode 699: “Contained Pizza Mess”
Chris wonders if they serve tea at British rock concerts. Kelley gets smashed in the face with a chicken. Josh learns about alliance diaper gnomes. Do not google “diaper gnomes.”
RPG Cast – Episode 698: “Marry, Thwack, Puff Puff”
Phil goes for the water bottle. Sam releases her Thirst-Sona. Matt talks about cantaloupes in panties. Kelley regrets visiting a kitty strip club. All of this and Extra Life to boot! Donate! Now!
RPG Cast – Episode 697: “Paper Marliano”
Chris builds a house with a tiger in it. Ryan remembers that bush. And Robert has to fend off the fan boys trying to take his Nikke girls. One week till Extra Life, please help us heal kids and identify bicycles.
RPG Cast – Episode 696: “Have You Met Video Game Fans?”
Josh explains that all Genesis music is bad. Robert only has sub-standards for video games. Chris arm-chair quarterbacks the Persona 3 remake. Not the ramp!
RPG Cast – Episode 695: “Jason Statham Is the Best Dinosaur”
Sam wants two things, coke and nuggs. Robert hails the hypnobooty. Ryan has to go recruit more Ryans. And Chris commissions a new Sesame Street horror adventure. Guard your eyes.
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