Friend Computer was at E3 to help ensure a smooth operation for the expo. Fortunately, Pascal Tekaia was able to check out Paranoia: Happiness Is Mandatory without exhibiting any treasonous behaviour.
Greetings Troubleshooters, Friend Computer has an important training video for you to watch. Not watching this mandatory course in Troubleshooting is, of course, the behaviour of a traitor, and will be dealt with accordingly.
Friend Computer would like to remind RPGamers that a Paranoia videogame is planned for this year. This is of course news to celebrate; those doing otherwise are clearly traitors and will be dealt with accordingly.
Your friend Computer is pleased to announce another way to sample the paradise of Alpha Complex. It hopes that this news will result in your continued loyalty and remove any potential need to grind you into a fine pulp in future.