RPG Cast – Episode 624: “Kirby Is the New Elden Ring”
Chris wants an OP fox with mods. Matt wears a turnip and marries a twelve year old. And Josh goes off to read the new J.R.R. Martin time loop book.
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RPG Cast – Episode 623: “Great Value Gundams”
Johnathan Stringer tries to sate your Saturn lust with a Satiator. Kelley Ryan was a naysayer, then she took a chaos to the knee. And Chris Privitere tries to calculate his age in internet memes.
RPG Cast – Episode 622: “Secret Maple Syrup Agent”
Chris develops a Yakuza game with all Pokémon. Josh is surprised by microtransactions. And Kelley get surprised by a secret mobile game.
RPG Cast – Episode 621: “My Elden Ring Fever Dreams”
Kelley puts a price on a good nap. Josh complains about Pokémon (someone has to). And Chris’s true Dark Souls adventure begins with his dryer.
RPG Cast – Episode 620: “I Just Got Barbecued in a Grave Pit”
On this week’s show, Chris gets run over by a wheat thresher, Robert throws his phone at a car, Kelley’s cat gets offended at being a prop for gaming, and Josh goes kart racing in Horizon Forbidden West.
RPG Cast – Episode 619: “That One Time I Got Reincarnated as a Canadian Yankee in King Arthur’s Court”
Kelley graduates from Canada. Josh discovers Tactics Advance is an isekai. Meanwhile Chris calculates the skill check for suplexing a train.
RPG Cast – Episode 618: “Kirby’s Oral Fixation”
This week on RPG Cast, Chris asks Anna to go fix her truckers. Josh wants to date the robots. And Kelley has a hot Raymond.
RPG Cast – Episode 617: “Yoko Taro Made This While Queuing for His Raid”
Chris has a normal amount of coffee on his shirt. Kelley conks her cat on the head with a controller. And Josh thinks Maglam Lord is a contraceptive device.
RPG Cast – Episode 616: “Garland Does It His Way”
Jonathan Stringer joins us in an attempt to sell his copy of Mugen Souls. Josh is launching his Kickstarter for his new documentary, Legacy of the Bitcoins. And Chris has lost his Epic Games launcher, thanks Windows 11.
RPG Cast – Episode 615: “The New Dialga Looks Like My Brother’s Broken Vacuum Cleaner”
Kelley ruins Warcraft by including Conker. Chris mortgages his Xbox. Josh’s cat won’t let him control his Xbox. And Microsoft has announced their new Candy Crush themed Windows 12.
RPG Cast – Episode 614: “The Burned Pirated Disc Is a Feature”
Kelley finds out that Alice is made of Lego. Josh asks if his cat even lifts, bro. Chris puts everything into the Final Fantasy XVI bucket. And everyone gets KEMCO shamed.
RPG Cast – Episode 613: “Nancy New Year”
Chris gets caught up on Columbo while queueing for FFXIV. Eclipse steals the show from Kelley by opening the Chrome dev tools. And Josh sells all his Spoony Bard NFTs.
RPG Cast – Episode 612: “He Must Have Put Skill Points Into Broom Handle”
Josh demands justice for Jorts. Chris is deployed to the circus wars. And Kelley assures us that Fang sniper is real. We’ll see you in 2022. Don’t butter your cats!
RPG Cast – Episode 611: “All the Bidoofs I Released Before”
Robert tells us who the babby daddy is. Kelley plays Dark Souls Tetris. Chris designs a very special bidet. And you get to breed with a ditto. Have fun!
RPG Cast – Episode 610: “No One Should Learn Japanese from Super Robot Wars”
Chris embraces our cyberpunk subscription overlords. Josh kills the innkeeper (accidentally). Meanwhile Robert plunges down the .Hack hole.
RPG Cast – Episode 609: “Throwing Corpses at the Door Till You Let Me In”
Kelley watches DVDs like a caveman. Josh chews on all the expensive things. Meanwhile, Chris stands by some barrels.
RPG Cast – Episode 608: “Sentient Potatoes”
Chris just wants to ride a chocobo and get a headshot, but he’s old and fingers hurt. Speaking of, Kelley’s Digimon died of old age. Meanwhile, Josh five hours The Good Life and goes to fight a bear (as in rawr). And the whole cast travels to the world of Pinocchisouls.
RPG Cast – Episode 607: “Extra Life 2021”
Chris dies a lot. Then some more. Then Kelley explains how digimon are vegan to Chris. Then Sam explains how books work to Chris (with a lot of cursing). Then Josh explains how birthmarks work to Chris. Then Anna Marie explains how cosplaying works to Chris. Then Chris gets dunked on some more by a boss. Then the show ends.
RPG Cast – Episode 606: “I Have Digimon Poop to Clean Up”
Kelley Ryan starts a new studio to make the darkest, hardest game ever. Josh explains why everyone hates JRPGs. And Chris wonders if he can use pencils as healing items.
RPG Cast – Episode 605: “Have You Saved Recently?”
It’s a quiet news week before the big push of releases before the holiday gaming rush. Chris invites hate mail for his crazy views on Final Fantasy VII and Mario 64. Kelley discovers her friendship isn’t worth an iPad. And Anna Marie wants easy modes to actually be easy. Is that too much to ask? Wait…it IS a bunny!
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