Mike Moehnke

Dragon Quest VI: Realms of Revelation Review

Dragon Quest VI: Realms of Revelation Review

You say you want some revelations well you know, we all wanna save the world. You tell me that they’re evolution well you know, we all wanna save the world. But when you talk about destruction, don’t you know that you can count me out (in)! Don’t you know it’s gonna be all right.

Final Fantasy X Retroview

Final Fantasy X Retroview

People try to put it down (talkin’ bout this game), just because it’s been around (talkin’ bout this game), things it does look real pretty (talkin’ bout this game), I hope it dies before it gets old (talkin’ bout this game). This isn’t my generation, baby!

Final Fantasy X-2 Retroview

Final Fantasy X-2 Retroview

Some boys roam and some boys know that that’s alright with us, if they can’t raise some interest then we’ll have to let them be, some boys try and some boys lie but we don’t let them play, only boys that save their pennies make our rainy day! Cause we are living in a material world, and we are material girls! Madonna should’ve had a song in here.

Chaos Seed Retroview

Chaos Seed Retroview

I feel the earth move under my feet, I feel the sky tumbling down, I feel the planet trembling, whenever the energy’s not around. Oh baby when I see your face mellow as the month of May, my darling I can’t stand it, the planet’s fading away.
People who have actually played this one, hands up!

Golden Sun: Dark Dawn Review

Golden Sun: Dark Dawn Review

Whoa, a storm is threatenin’, their very lives today, if they don’t get some shelter, Weyard’s gonna fade away. War, children (of the Warriors of Vale), it’s just a spell away, it’s just a Djinn away!

Final Fantasy Tactics A2: Grimoire of the Rift Retroview

Final Fantasy Tactics A2: Grimoire of the Rift Retroview

I met a gin-soaked, bar-room queen in Ivalice, she tried to take me upstairs for a ride, she tried to heave me right across her shoulder, cause I just can’t seem to drink the quests off my mind. It’s the honky tonk tactics, gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk combat! Brown sugar? No, wrong song.

Final Fantasy: The 4 Heroes of Light Review

Final Fantasy: The 4 Heroes of Light Review

Was your favorite Final Fantasy released before or during 1992? If so, this game was made with you in mind. If not, read this review carefully before rushing after a copy.