Mike Moehnke

Frayed Knights: The Skull of S’makh-Daon Review

Frayed Knights: The Skull of S’makh-Daon Review

Tourists must be hard to entice in a world where pus golems and plague rats wander around. No matter how disgusting the situation, our heroes will fortunately always have amusing banter ready for it. Annoying Insect Swarm, away!

The Granstream Saga Review

The Granstream Saga Review

Three hundred years ago thought I might get some sleep, stretched myself out on an antique bed and my spirit did a midnight creep. You know I’ll never sleep no more, to me it seems that it just ain’t wise. Did you ever wake up in the morning, with a Zomby Woof behind your eyes?

Alundra 2 Retroview

Alundra 2 Retroview

He knows where he’s taking me, taking me where I want to be, I’m taking a ride with my best friend. We’re flying high, we’re watching the world pass us by, never want to come down, never want to put my feet back down on the ground. I’m taking a ride with my best friend, I hope he never lets me down again.

Alundra Retroview

Alundra Retroview

Ah can’t you see me standin’ here I got my back against the record machine, I ain’t the worst that you’ve seen, oh can’t you see what I mean? I might as well jump, might as well jump, go ahead and jump, go ahead and jump!

Albert Odyssey 2 Retroview

Albert Odyssey 2 Retroview

Well they say the sky’s the limit, and you know that’s really true, but my friend you have seen nothin’, just wait ’til I get through! Because I’m bad, I’m bad, and the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again – who’s bad….

Fire Emblem: The Sealed Sword Retroview

Fire Emblem: The Sealed Sword Retroview

In the dark of the night, every time I turn the light, I feel my friends are off to heaven, in the dark of the night. I wonder why we waste our lives here, when we could run away to paradise, but I am caught in some invisible vice and I can’t get away, to live and die every day.