Kelley needs a good toilet game. Chris wonders where to hold the sword-chucks. Josh discovers the Trails series gets more anime the further it goes. And Jason wonders if Dory has ADHD. What’s his name again? Oh right, Wyl.
Kelley plays Atelier Rhianna. Chris puts his DnD characters into wrestling matches. Phil practices creepy gnome-cromancy. Someone fetch my Diablo 4 procrastination bucket.
Kelley doesn’t want to bang Gambit that bad. Chris wants foilage in games. Jason discovers a new service at the spa. And Josh tells everyone, “Go away, I’m brooding.”
Sam puts magnets on her arms. Kelley sits down to play Diablo 4 with a proper English muffin. Chris gets hit with a pie for money. And Phil has the cast roll a head-petting check.
Kelley tries to capture a goat. Robert is trapped in a corner by the nightmares. Josh upgrades his tank and hopes to get a good ending this time. Will Chris beat FFXVI this week?
Matt makes twenty slices of toast. Josh is still fighting sewer rat six. Kelley’s dog is NOT a baby. And Chris saves E3 with the power of…no…he can’t do it. No GEX allowed.
Chris can’t drink his coffee anymore. Kelley plays Sonic on Titan’s tentacles. And Jason reminisces about the Ouya with Mads Middleton.
Chris discovers the truth about butt-type Pokémon. TAM chooses to outfit his battle-leotard with option 3 — pants. Kelley thinks all the games look amazing, she doesn’t want to play it. And Josh claims that, “God gave me a H.O.T.A.S., and I’m going to use it!”
Chris suffers from “The Curse of the Steam Deck.” Kelley can’t pickpocket, so she mugs people at night. And Ryan likes practical grave robbers. Curl up in your clothmap quilt and enjoy our cozy ’60s demon world.
Phil laughs at stupid Diablo IV hardcore deaths. Kelley goes for the all cannon ending. Jason is depressed and wants to play Dirge of Cerberus. Ryan doesn’t have enough turn based RPGs in his life. Also, happy 100th birthday to Paw’s grandfather!
Phil wonders if you can pet the gator. Jason says that the wiener dog in a wheelchair is best companion. Kelley wishes there was CTRL+F in real life. Ryan wants a Trails of Cold Steel Wrestling Game.
Chris walks in on Anna playing Tactics Ogre. Alex is head of the elemental winds. And Kelley’s cat stole a banana.
Three Diablo titles appeared during the first day of BlizzConline. Diablo II: Resurrected will be coming later this year, Diablo IV adds the Rogue class, and Diablo Immortal heads towards alpha.
A new Diablo IV development update has been posted by Blizzard. The new update covers topics like storytelling, the open-world setting, and multiplayer implementation.
Blizzard posted the first in a series of quarterly development updates for Diablo IV. This edition includes information on the UI, controls, and monster families.
This week, Anna Marie is so excited about Blizzcon that she totally forgets the order of the show! Chris, Kelley, Peter, and Josh somehow still cover what we’re playing, news, and new releases…eventually, anyways.
The opening presentation for BlizzCon featured some new announcements. The big ones for RPGamers are Diablo IV and World of Warcraft: Shadowlands.