Chris learns about the pirate game he never knew he always needed. Kelley uses the crazy cat lady strategy to avoid cat purgatory. Robert learns that, “When in doubt, Spreadsheets!” And finally, Josh witnesses Adol crashing the ship.
Chris plays real life PC building simulator. Kelley is shocked there’s a bug in the Switch version. Josh has a heart episode while retrieving a necktie. And we all learn what true chicken love is.
Chris eats around dirty grapes. Kelley plays the goose class of Monster Hunter. Ryan runs out of disc space until he deletes a Rogue Trader save file. Don’t get distracted by salsa.
Chris is unmasked as The Corporate Body. Tam talks about anime and waifus. Kelley is excited about text size. Josh explains the meaning of “time to shipwreck.” Subscribe to our latest offering, The Monthly Litterbox.
Chris gets hit by the valley girl truck-kun and can’t leave the hinterlands. Sam makes a Sony Pony Button in order to become the true Unicorn Overlord. Kelley becomes a cat and pantomimes WoW lore while building Lego Minifigures that can punch dinosaurs.
Chris realizes WoW is the new Diablo. Phil bakes a potato into two. Kelley becomes a cat in a frog suit. And we’re dressing beds with old t-shirts.
Ryan slip ‘n slides his health away. Robert lives on the side of danger and poor choices in video games. Meanwhile, Chris makes his own bathtub Geralt.
Kelley eats radioactive sushi. Chris tries to learn what a “zound” is. Josh goes to the Millennium tower one last time and rips off his shirt. Johnathan makes his bi-annual visit to Suiko-shame Chris.
Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, and Kelley Ryan join Pascal and Chris as they go through the best and worst of 2023. See how many categories Baldur’s Gate 3 wins and Diablo 4 loses.
Chris believes rabites are full of juice. Kelley’s furry tank game bias is exposed. Robert gets to be the Snivey he always was inside. Rock flautist.
The first expansion for Diablo IV has been announced. Vessel of Hatred sees players venture into a new region with an all-new class late next year.
Kelley needs a good toilet game. Chris wonders where to hold the sword-chucks. Josh discovers the Trails series gets more anime the further it goes. And Jason wonders if Dory has ADHD. What’s his name again? Oh right, Wyl.
Kelley plays Atelier Rhianna. Chris puts his DnD characters into wrestling matches. Phil practices creepy gnome-cromancy. Someone fetch my Diablo 4 procrastination bucket.
Kelley doesn’t want to bang Gambit that bad. Chris wants foilage in games. Jason discovers a new service at the spa. And Josh tells everyone, “Go away, I’m brooding.”
Sam puts magnets on her arms. Kelley sits down to play Diablo 4 with a proper English muffin. Chris gets hit with a pie for money. And Phil has the cast roll a head-petting check.
Kelley tries to capture a goat. Robert is trapped in a corner by the nightmares. Josh upgrades his tank and hopes to get a good ending this time. Will Chris beat FFXVI this week?
Matt makes twenty slices of toast. Josh is still fighting sewer rat six. Kelley’s dog is NOT a baby. And Chris saves E3 with the power of…no…he can’t do it. No GEX allowed.
Chris can’t drink his coffee anymore. Kelley plays Sonic on Titan’s tentacles. And Jason reminisces about the Ouya with Mads Middleton.
Chris discovers the truth about butt-type Pokémon. TAM chooses to outfit his battle-leotard with option 3 — pants. Kelley thinks all the games look amazing, she doesn’t want to play it. And Josh claims that, “God gave me a H.O.T.A.S., and I’m going to use it!”
Chris suffers from “The Curse of the Steam Deck.” Kelley can’t pickpocket, so she mugs people at night. And Ryan likes practical grave robbers. Curl up in your clothmap quilt and enjoy our cozy ’60s demon world.
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