Battle Princess of Arcadias

CRASH. BANG. BOOM. SMACK. CRUNCH. Ayiyiiyiyiyiyi! ZORK! KA-POW! BIFF! BAP! POW! Well then, now that this review has been beaten into shape, it’s time to see how Princess Plume faired against the dreaded, diabolical, and dazzling Lady Marshmallow: Crusher of Dreams, Xena enthusiast, and lover of the Batusi.