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Googleshng - October 10 '00- 3:00 Eastern Daylight Time

First of all, I threw a rant up last night. That's the last you'll get out of me until halloween. Also, remember how last week I asked if there were any experienced programmers out there willing to work on my game? 3 people responded to that. That's 3 more than I was expecting. I really should reply to them all after I get this column up.

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Googleshng,

I apologize for missing this the first time around, I was otherwise occupied in Utgard.

As stated by Imperial Mog:

"Also I know you're Loki because of one odd characteristic."

Stares at the slime intently, then looks into a mirror

I'm sorry, I just don't see it. I am quite interested in being enlightened as to why Imperial Mog thinks you are me. Very interested indeed.

One last thing, please let it be known that I am not ~Loki who has taken upon itself to attempt to steal my identity. 10,000 deaths are not enough for that individual.

In closing,
"Why would I shapeshift myself into a mare and bear Svadilfari's offspring? Well, why not? It'd be something to tell the grandkids one day."

=Loki=

Googleshng:
OK, granted, this is not a print-worthy letter really, but it's here for a number of reasons. 1- This is from one of RPGamer's newest staffers, and I just about always print letters from staffers. 2- I still want to know why two people accused me of being Loki. 3- It's interesting that people are contending for the right to sign letters as Loki. Finally, 4- That closing quote there is just plain funny.

DC RPGs
hey, how's it goin?

I just picked up a dreamcast the other day, and I was looking in the store and I wasn't seeing any rpg's that didn't look 'fruity' (I'm still feeling the scars of legend of mana) and I was wondering if you could suggest any. I hadn't really planned on buying one, otherwise I would have been looking already. the only one I've ever heard anything about is shen mue, and it's not even out yet I don't think. anyway, if you help me, then thanks. if not, then oh well. bye

Googleshng:
OK, this here really depends on your definition of "fruity". I'm not going to argue that LoM isn't fruity, but there's still a few things you could mean. If you mean the graphics are bright and shiny, I believe you're out of luck. The Dreamcast naturally has bright shiny graphics. The only DC game I can think of that isn't bright and shiny is RE4. However, if by fruity you just mean that freaky hippie aura LoM exudes, I think you're pretty safe. The Evolution games are by Ubi, so you might want to skip them, but that leaves E.G.G. Evolution: 7th Cross... and if you wait a little bit, some REAL RPGs, like PSO, SoA, and Shen Mue isn't fruity at all... however the new trailer movies we have up ask a couple questions that they really should answer. "Is it an RPG?" "Is it a game?" Until someone shows me some gameplay screens/movies that aren't from the freaky FMV adventure mode it uses at times, I'm just going to keep treating it as a classic arcade collection with an overly long intro... although it does have Space Harrier and Outrun... mmm... nostalgia kicking in.

Lufia stuff
I got to watch Princess Mononoke for the first time on the same day I played Parasite Eve (the first one) for the first time... I wouldn't recommend it...

To get rid of the disgusting image I just put in your head, I included a picture of my cat! Isn't she cute?

Sabin "I'll just go lie down now..." XIII

Googleshng:
After deleting the 10 stupid pseudo-quickies sent to me by the same person in less than 10 minutes total, it seems I don't really have any questions at all, except one that can be answered via walkthroughs better than me, and one that was both vague and about the CT remake, which I forwarded to someone. Anyway though, what's weird is that maybe half an hour before I got this letter, I happened to take this non-demonic picture of Lucifer. He almost looks cute there... unless you know that this is about 5 seconds after he jumped up and sank his teeth into the neck of the cat sleeping there initially until he got up and left. Freaky little vampire.

Quickies

Are you a bad enough dude? ~Loki

Mmmmmmmm....... no.

Weren't you on a show with a robot?

(This letter was brought to you by Anubis markets, a division of Osiris Foods. Just look for the sign of the jackal-headed man.)

Mmmmmmmm....... no.

Yer asking ME to host? Why thank you, i'd love to.

Mmmmmmmm....... no.

"I wasted all my money on you baby, and I want it back."

-Magus Darkstar-

Mmmmmmmm....... no.

Don't it suck that game soundtracks cost more than the game!

Mmmmmmmm....... yes. HEY! You broke the pattern!

Silkenray has a beautiful voice. But then what did I expect, she's a theatre major.

You know, one person wrote in asking if Silken was a girl. Go listen to that MP3 Silk posted of herself singing Happy Birthday to Da Boss. Freaked me out. I've always her her using the standard Mac Text-to-speech voice that sounds like Steven Hawking

*kicks RPGamer*
Post this and I'll doubt my sanity.

- Beedrill51

Always glad to perpetuate madness.

The Last Laugh:


There's the column for you... kinda. OB64 is out, no questions on that... nor PE2, VP... well, heck, no real questions at all today. Oh well, better luck tomorrow I suppose. Bye fr now.


Googleshng "Q-less" @rpgamer.com
That's right, Q-less. No nerds to build me things, no gods to be jerks. 8(

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