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Good day mr/mrs/ms/???Googleshng and John here are some dumb questions: John- do you get Gundam Wing and DBZ where you live? John: DBZ is here, on Cartoon Network for some reason. Gundam was shown on our Channel 4 late at night once, but currently isn't knocking about anywhere that I know of. No games have been released concerning either of them. Googleshng- What does Lufia 2 have to do with 3 men and a baby? (i never saw that movie) Googleshng: Uh, nothing. That was kind of the point... John- Have you ever played EarthBound? You know about the Tessie/Nessie thing then John:Yeah mate, I imported Earthbound from some bloke who recommended it. I chucked the thing into ma SNES and got hit with some rubbish choons and awful psychadelic effects. But.......waaaaaa......it's well mint :) Anyway, um, the wee man called 'Ness' pleased me, but um, Tessie/Nessie?? That's a wee bit out of ma reach, didn't hear anything about that. Nobody tells me you see. I need a wise man, maybe that lives on a wee hill, and knows stuff. Googleshng- When will you tell us who you really are? And what's up with the shng? It's hard to say! Googleshng: Feel free to stick a vowel in it. John- Who would win in a fight, Chrono w/ Rainbow Sword vs Ness w/ Gutsy Bat? John: I think I could take 'em both. With my sword (I got a 6ft Highland Claymore Sword the other day :D) Sound!! But, I think Ness would win, just cos he's got a cool name. (It's a big factor in fights you know) Googleshng- why are you playing pokemon? Googleshng: Because I can't buy RE4. 8( John- DO you believe that the SNES was the best videogame consol ever created? John: I almost pished mysel' when I realised I got a SNES. I was well chuffed. But, the North American SNES?? What was that about. You guys ever hear of streamlining or aero dynamics? That was a big ugly box. The nice sleek Japanese one and European one was much nicer. But, in general, the SNES is the best console ever. Okay then that's enough of me i'll shutup now but first, a haiku: Googleshng and John Genderless and from Scotland Please print my letter -The New and Improved Gregwar (okay, actually I just gained 5 lbs) |
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Googleshng: |
| Adapter Fun |
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Hi, I'm leaving for Scotland in Late May. I am planning to take my North
American PlayStation with me. I know i need a power converter, what else
do i need? Thanks, Collin |
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John: Googleshng: |
| Saturn Pricing |
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Is it worth it to buy a Saturn and Albert Odyssey both for 30 bucks each? I already have a friend whos
gonna give me Dragon Quest cause his Saturn doesn't work. I already have a playstation in case you were gonna say to get it. Thanx, seeya... Patrick "Chaz" Higgins |
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John: Googleshng: |
| Xenogears Ending |
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hello google as for the person's question in the quickies yesterday about the episode V thing at the end of xenogears, i've heard a theory about it. i dunno if it's right, but it makes sense. you see, episode I is what takes place on the Eldridge. episode II is when Fei is Abel and Cain kills Elly. episode III is what happens in Zeboim. episode IV is when Elly was Sophia, and episode V is what takes place in the game. kewl, ne? you should be Rei, not Pen-Pen! cuz Rei has the whole mysterious past thing, just like we dunno what gender you are and all that. and that would mean that Brad is pioleted by dummy plugs of you ^_^ i've watched the last two eps of NGE way too many times. when are they bringing over the movies?? i can't find any fansubs of them!!! arlip the fanasmic |
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Googleshng: Googleshng: |
| I said NOT to ask FM3 questions, oh, this is an answer |
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Hey Goog, I am ashamed that you could not properly answer an FM3 question in yesterday's column. Someone asked about the computers, and you said it must be a typo. It wasn't. You see, there are several different COM6 variations. each one has Activation%{arrow} followed by either low,med, or high, and combo%{arrow} followed by the same word. What it means is that the %tage by which the stat is either raised or lowered is either low, medium, or high. For example Activate%[down]high, Combo%[up]high means that the chance that a battle skill is reduced by a large amount, and the chance that when it does activate, that it will be a combo is increased by a large amount. Front Mission 3 is very good on the translation. How could you say it was a typo. So far, between my friend and I, we have no found more than two typos, and both of them were in the Emir Storyline (I am playing the Alisa one, so I guess I am in your "other" 10%, according to the column from the other day). There is much less CG in the Alisa campaign :(. Another question, how could you NOT like the beam weapon. Sure it is expensive, but that is to balance out the power of a weapon stronger than the strongest fist (Base attack 250, whereas I think the best fist is 150), and has a range like missiles. The accuracy is pretty high too. Don't you think it would be somewhat cheesy to fire every roung? Also take into account that there is no AP reduction for type N weapons. Meaning you always do full damage. I think that makes it fantastic indeed. I know I hate my flamer doing less damage because of type AP protection. And one less thing. Who makes up your main battle party, and what skills do they have, and what weapons? Mine is Kazuki with a Shotgun and fist, with Fast attack, and two double assaults, Ryogo with a shield and Machinegun, Fast attack and ROTup I x4, Alisa with a Flamer and Missile launcher and skilllvlup+1 x 5 (I keep on forgetting to buy her a new computer), and Miho, with a Shotgun and a Baton, DamageFix100 x 1, Double Assualt, Hit of Miss x 2. (I should really get rid of that Damage Fix 100, it is kind of useless to me now. Thank you TopGun X |
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John: Googleshng: |
| Dragon Force Question? |
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Now i'm ticked. Now in dragon force, I have to fight Goldark 1 on 1 and I
stand no chance because no one gets multiple hits and he's much stronger than
me. He says that he'll come back once I get stronger, but he never does, and
I need him to get into the shrine. Do I just have to wait a long, long time
or am I stuck (it seems I have gotten stuck in several scenarios). Hopefully
you'll know, because you actually played it even if you don't have it. And
if you don't have an answer, can you tell me who you beat the game with so I
can just finish the thing? I'm going nuts, Steve P.S. Working Designs wouldn't answer the question, so I'm guessing that it's something dumb because they usually answer and only do for things neccessary to beat the game. |
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I am tempted to buy you Resident Evil Code: Veronica.
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John: Hey, buy me it, not Goog. It's out in North of your wee continent. Europe doesn't even have a release of it yet, and to get
it would be cool. It's coming out though, which is good. But hey, if you're buying, give it to charity. Give it to Big John.
(That could be a cool slogan for soemething) Google: The other thing you could do is just buy us BOTH copies. 8) |
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Hey , Penpen! |
John: Riiiiight. Yes, I concur with all this thingameestuff. I have not a scooby who these names are, but hey, you're freezer
right? And, yeah man, go for it, but God looks for a good CV, gotta have previous experience. (I hear he's a bit of a
stinge on tea breaks too) Google: All I have to say is that someone had better send me a pic related to all this for Monday. 8) |
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Scottish accents? I like 'em. I think they are cool. Of course, you can't
tell what they say sometimes. Other than that, did you know that the flaming
monkeys of death are after me?
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John: Cheers Kaiser :) I'd try and be a wee bitty scottish, but there's no much you can do with just writin and stuff. It would
just confuse and infuriate if ah wen'aw braw n scottish like, ken fit ah'm bletherin aboot bigsize?
Oh, and don't worry about the monkeys, I'll take em out. I have a 'Flaming Monkey of Death' Extinguisher, available from
all good retail stores. Google: Everyone likes Scottish accents... I think. |
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Hmm...ok, pen^2... |
John: Alright Bigman, fairynuff. I personally want to be a......kinnigot (MP reference) Google: Actually there was a 4th child, and a 5th child. They just really sucked. Now where's that cow launcher... |
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Six months and one day |
I got disconnected before making sure I sent John enough Quickies, so I guess I'll have to finish these solo, and, uh, thanks? | |||
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Sheesh someone goes and makes a reference to Record of
the Lodoss Wars and you go and make a reference to the
Amber series...Will the madness never stop?????? |
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Why doesn't RPGamer have a message board? Sounds like a fun idea..
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The Last Laugh: John: Hello to everyone at the bottom. Well, um, that was pretty fun. I was asked some stuff I know, some that I don't and told stuff that scared me. Now, I think I shall go and shift my car, fall asleep and then take over a small country of sorts. I am not quite sure which yet, but would appreciate suggestions at bigjohn@rpgamer.com. Anyway, mail me with any old stuff ye wanna say or tell me. Comin tae see bonnie scotland, well ask me, and I'll tell ye anything ye need to know. Okay, well, cheery byes a'body, hae a braw wee day tae yersels, ah'm offski. I'll maybe dae this again sometime. Oor John, your John, A'bodys John. Cheery Byes Bigsize. Catch me as LochNessMonster in the IRC channel, or bump into me randomly in the street. Your choice. Aaaaarggghh, my eyes, tired!! Google: Sorry to deprive you of sleep, but it made for a great column. Anyway, C.C. is out sick so no pic. Also half the RPGamer staff just became sick. Not good. Oh and to the person who claims he'll keep sending me the same letter until I print it, well I won't. I said I hadn't watched the LotR trailer yet (I have now). The reason I didn't watch it is because I'm on a mortal wimpy connection and it would take too long, and yes it seems Gandalf and Aragorn AREN'T played by Patrick Stewart and Keanu Reeves... darn. Oh yeah, and about 5 seconds after I posted that gripe about Koudelka, a news story surfaced about it, it's probably up right now. |
Googleshng "Late" @rpgamer.com
Off I go.
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