Fatnasy IIIIIII - Review
Final Fatnasy IIIIIII Review
By: Pink Eagle
Break it Down!
| Battle System
| Replay Value
| Time to Complete
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I Hate Tifa
Intro Paragraph. i want to prepare the readers for whats to
come. so this review is about final fantasy vii. it is a really good game for
playstation i got it for christmas and it was so hard but i beat it and killed
the last boss sephiroth god i hate sephiroth. because he killed aeris and it
made me cry i hate sephiroth. but hes so cool i wish i could be sephiroth. it
was really fun but since they killed aeris i had to give it a 0 because she was
my favorite character shes so hot not like tifa because anyone that likes tifa
is a pervert because they like her big boobs.
the battle system is awesome cause when you get a lot of levels you get
these things called summons. their so strong plus theres one called neo
bahamut haha hes awesome i kill everything in one hit with it. even
sephiroth! trust me if you get it then the game gets really easy but still
fun cause the neo bahamut movie is long and you can pimp your girlfriend
watching. oh yeah theres also this materia stuff but i dont really get it i
just put neobahamut in my buster sword with cloud and win. i don't
understand how neobahamut fits in the buster sword. can someone tell me how?
oh yeah im also trying to beat the big green thing in the water by the
submarine it keeps killing me even with neo bahamut. someone that knows how
to beat him please email me at my email address thanx man
|I Dropped The Paper in
the Toilet But Thats Ok
okay the interface is pretty simple. you use the controller to move (i
dont understand why they didnt use analog because i like analog. except in
ape escape cause i always fall off the cliffs but you cant fall off cliffs
in final fantasy seven ha ha) and you press the x button to run. its all
text speech though. i dont get that. with so many cds they should have
been able to speak all of it. cause then square could have got some hot
chick to play aeris like that girl on buffy the vampire slayer shes hot.
anyway its pretty cool and you get to use your imagination on how they
sound like and stuff.
|An Incredible Amount of
oh yeah music and sound ok its really good but like i said above i wish that
square made the characters talk. that would have helped the sound score a lot
especially if they gave aeris a really cool voice. god she is so sexy. i wish i
could stick my <Paws: don't put that there, you could get me fired!> oh ok paws
said that i can't put that there so i'm not. thats cool. i bet paws is sexy too.
that sexy psov head. hey paws can you hire me please i can do a lot of cool
things and stuff yeah. ok just email me you have my address and you can talk to
me whenever you want thanx :) oh yeah anyway the music is awesome you should listen to
the sephiroth song at the end i don't know the real words but i think its german
or something. the sound when enemies die is cool too. 'piyoooo'. hehehehehehe
cool. the song when aeris dies is also very sad :( i don't think it should
be that sad cause that jenova life boss is so damn hard. all that aqua stuff it
shoots. i wish there was some way to stop it.
okay the game is really original but since its the seventh game in the
series i think that a lot of people would think that its getting old. its
the only game ive played but still 7 games is a lot (i got tired of
megaman after 5!) so i dont think its very original. hold on i gotta use
the bathroom sorry im sick and i got diahrrea so wait a second. ok anyway it would be cool to
play the others to see what aeris was like before but i hear you have to
get a super nes to play final fantasy vi (which is final fantasy three in
the US. god its confusing).
okay the plot. basically you are cloud this person that was part of SOLDIER.
he wasnt really part of SOLDIER though he just pretended he was. anyway he blows
up these mako reactors and leaves his home with barret and tifa and they go off
to destroy sephiroth and jenova. but sephiroth kills aeris which was really sad
but then they beat shinra and jenova and then killed sephiroth. there was this
part at the end where you got to fight against sephiroth one on one with cloud
and he did this awesome move like omnistrike or something. it killed sephiroth
haha thats what happens when you kill characters i like. oh yeah and then theres
this big meteor coming to the planet but you stop it with holy or that weird
mako stream stuff. the end. aeris is really hot. i wish she didnt die. i wrote a
song for aeris though, here.
your death made me sad
you had my best armor when you got slayed
but theres one thing that still makes me glad
its...that youre still one hot babe
cool huh? okay localization. um. i don't know what that means so i'll skip
|Main Screen Turn On!
"Replay Value. Would you play this? Again and again and once more just for kicks? Did you hate it so much you traded it away?"
yes i would play this. again and again and once more just for kicks. i did
not hate it so much i traded it away. its so fun and you can play it all
the time. i get bored after about an hour but then i always feel like i
want to play it again. oh i found this super awesome code before on how to
get aeris back. i forgot the details but it has something to do with
underwater materia. ITS TRUE. THE UNDERWATER MATERIA IS IN THE GAME AND
WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU USE IT FOR EXCEPT BRING AERIS BACK? OH CRAP MY SHIFT
|Call (911) 503-1045
OKAY THE GRAPHICS ARE REALYL GOOD AND THE MOVIES ARE AWESOME. EXCEPT THAT
SOMETIMES THE PEOPLE LOOK FUNNY CAUSE THEY HAVE SKINNY ARMS BUT I CANT DO
ANY BETTER SO ILL SHUT UP.
OKAY THERE ARE TWO MORE PARAGRAPHS IM SUPPOSED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT
DIFFICULTY AND TIME TO COMPLETE BUT I WAS READING THE REVIEWS AND THAT GUY
WITH THE MOST REVIEWS JAKE ALLEY HE DOESNT WRITE THEM ALL THE TIME SO I
DONT REALLY HAVE TO HA HA. ANYWAY GET FINAL FANTASY 6 ITS AN AWESOME GAME