No, this is not a joke. Storenvy.com is now taking pre-orders for an official Magicka Wizard Robe in one of four colors: red, green, blue, and yellow. All bathrobe orders will come with special Limited Edition in-game content. The pack description states, "This pack contains a wizard who's now, just like you, dressed in a very comfortable bathrobe. It's not practical in terms of survival but it makes you feel cozy. The bathrobe comes equppied with the wizards typical items of choice for a morning stroll:
One Bathrobe with Slippers - 20% lighter, 20% faster, 20% less resilient
One Morning Paper (Tightly Rolled) - Pushes back enemies
One Strong Cup of Coffee - Restores health and increases movement speed for 3 seconds"
Codes will be shipped with your order. Pre-orders close at midnight on 4/11/11, and robes should begin shipping out 4-6 weeks after.