Malachi: Well, this week we have Veronica's highly anticipated date with the
mysterious gambler, Setzer. But first I must legally make this announcement:
Vincent Valentine, having horribly embarrassing himself on the first show,
has decided to sell me his timeslot (a steal at only 3,000 gil). On with the
Setzer picked Veronica up from her house (no, he did not meet her parents)
in the Airship Falcon, and then treated her to a candlelit dinner on the
Note: There was a large 2x4 hanging out of Veronica's handbag.
Veronica: So, it is believed, Setzer, that you don't do anything without
risking a wager.
Setzer: Well, yes, I guess that's a casual way of putting it.
Veronica: Then where's the risk involved with taking me on a date?
Setzer: I would lose something far greater than money if I were to risk
having another man sweep you off your feet.
Malachi: (Psst! Hey kiddies, I bet Setzer 100,000G that he couldn't avoid
getting thwapped by her 2x4)
Setzer: Did I say something wrong? Perhaps some fireworks would lighten the
Setzer pulls out his slot machine and pulls the lever... diamond...
chocobo... **LAGOMORPH** A small sprite appears and casts a spell on them.
Cid Highwind: Hey, Setzer! You call that @#$&ing peice of ?@! an airship?
10,000G says the highwind can beat you any day!
Setzer approaches Cid and speaks with him privately
Setzer and Cid:You're on!
Setzer: sorry to cut the dinner short, but I thought we might be overdue for
The Falcon and the Highwind take off, quickly maneuvering around mountains
and under bridges, the lead passing back and forth between the two of them.
Then, unexpectedly the props start falling off the highwind and reveal
rockets. The Highwind blasts off leaving the falcon behind in it's wake.
Veronica: That was VERY exciting, why I'm simply speechless... Setzer why do
you look so depressed?
Setzer: Well you see all my funds were tied up in another bet, and I didn't
have the money to gamble with...
Setzer: Now you're Cid's date.
(enter blue thwap text here)
Malachi: well, thus concludes another installment of the date show. Poor
Setzer, his nose will never be the same again, and I'm 100,000G richer!
Now will there be another Date Show? And if so who will Veronica be dating?
the first question is answered by our hostess and the second is answered by
either her or you, the audience feel free to send in your suggestions,