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Prisoner Descendant
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August 21, 2006
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Bainick- 8:42 EST
Hey everybody, Bainick here again from the future (for the fourth or fifth
time, I'm losing count of them all), to bring you half the answers at
twice the cost.
Anywho it's getting exciting in the life of Bainick at the moment, 95 local
league AFL games umpired, thousands of new RPGs being released at the same
time. Skydiving...no wait, that was my sister, nope you would never catch
me at a height above the third rung on the ladder, ohhh the vertigo.
Ohh and the Australian Pokemon tour is coming up soon! Defintely going to
that, it's even possible that I won't be the oldest there, which would be
nice.
Anywho without further Apu, bring on the questions!
This opening paragraph proudly brought to you by Scum-Rid, good for
bathrooms, toilets and the occasional bad date. Scum-Rid, now in all good
stores not near you.
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Aw, look, they're PALs. ^^;
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>Hey Ouro,
First, THONGwise, I wish to be Sid from Suikoden 2 (if possible). I hope that's character is available to claim. He looks
cool!
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Bainick
Probably, just don't take my Hero2! Tonfas are so cool!
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Second, RPGwise, I have a question for you concerning save transferring
from one game to another. You know, like the save transfers for Arc the
Lad, Xenosaga, and dot hack? Well, I was wondering which game series makes
the most out of this option?
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Bainick
Hmm...well I've played Suikoden 2 quite a bit and its transferrable data was
quite minimal, one character I think. I don't know anything on Xenosaga as
1 wasn't released here, and 3 looks like it won't be either! Suikoden
Tactics had a bit from Suikoden 4 which made it a little more interesting,
especially using your named hero from 4! .hack was essential, but only in
the fact that they liked money. It should have only been 2 games at most!
Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance was meant to have transferrable data so you could
play as the original 3 heroes, but it ended up not happening. Hmm...does LoZ:
Oracle of Ages/Seasons count? If so it's probably had the most amount of
transferable data i've seen in 2 games, and in fact it pretty much gives
you 4 games for the price of 2!
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To give a few examples, when you transfer data from Golden Sun One to Two,
you get to use the Djinni and higher-leveled characters and rare items from
the first game to find secret bosses and powerful items.
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Bainick
Haven't played them properly, and I don't even own them!
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With my copy of Xenosaga 2 I got a bonus disc featuring the cut scenes and
movies from 1, lucky us the PAL region right!
In Arc the Lad, transferring data from one to two yielded in some kickass
bonuses like a complete Romancing Stone and a few playable cutscenes, I
think. It has been a while since I played the game.
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Bainick
Only played that Twilight game, and I didn't really like it that much
anyway.
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Anyway, in your opinion, what game series makes the most out of this data
transfer bonuses? The reason I ask this is because I think if utilized
right, this could make more out of the RPG you're playing now. As an
example of this, say in game one of an RPG series, you collect the ultimate
weapons and armor for each character in that game, you beat the final evil
boss, and then you get a save file to use when starting game two in the
series. Now, say when starting game two of the series, you play through as
the main character from the first game for a little while as a game
introduction, then you experience a cutscene where you face down the main
villain from the first game after thinking he's dead from game one, he
destroys your armor and weapon and throws you off a cliff into the ocean or
does something equally dramatic. NOW say you transferred the data from
game one into game two, and when you reach the cutscene, instead of being
wiped out by the main villlian, your ultimate weapon and armor from game
one helps you hold your ground, and you wind up entering a secret battle
with this main villain that alters the course of the game and opening up
bonus areas and secret minigames that you didn't know existed in the game
had you not transferred the save data from the end of game one. I'm sorry
for that lengthy example, but what's your opinion on which game series
right now make the most out of save transferring from one game to another?
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Bainick
Again I'd say LOZ: Oracle of Ages/Seasons. Let's see what I can remember.
===Warning: possible spoilers===
Passwords hidden strategically amongst the second game. A change to the
story of the second game. You keep all of the rings you had collected. You
can fight Ganon as a second end boss, which is pretty awesome. There's more but
I haven't played it much since the GB Colour went out. Yes, the GB Colour
made better connectable games than any modern system!
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Third, any chance RPGamer has a myspace page or a faceboook club? I'm just
curious if you have one or not since social networking sites seems widely
popular now, and it might help attract more role playing gamers to your
site.
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Bainick
Ask Ouro, i'm just the eye candy.
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Josh
Uhhh...not yet? ^^ It didn't really cross my mind, as I hate Myspace. It's filled with nothing but annoying people who randomly want to 'friend' me, as well as crappy bands that want me to listen to their music. However, as a place for this site, that might not be a bad idea. I'll send that on up! Thanks!
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Finally, any chance quickies could make a comeback? I see all these long
letters on your column these days ( NOT that's a bad thing), but I'm just
wondering what happened to all those quickie letters people would send in.
You think someone would offer a challenge to all those who read this column
to send in the shortest letter possible asking questions or giving comments
on the obscurity of RPGs, but I doubt that'll happen anytime soon. OH
well..
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Bainick
Heck what do you think half of my letters were that I sent in to keep my
THONG die rolling (damn did it again). I am glad Ouro's changed the rules for
those of us that find it hard to write the amount JuMeSyn writes for 1
letter that we write for 3.
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Josh
Yeah, I think I changed it for the better. It was an evil plot to garner letters, but of course, it backfired. :P
So enjoy the trivia, because I think that'll pan out better for those that don't have the time to send in letters. However, that doesn't mean you can all just stop writing!! RAWR! ^^
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That's all I got. I would say I'm 30 seconds to mars now, but that would
be a beautiful lie now, wouldn't it?
BLG
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Bainick
30 seconds to mars? Hmm...maybe it's a local joke. Make note to self, study the
customs of non-Victorians more closely!
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Right, like we need two of them.
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To Bainick (and maybe Ouro)
I know your so deliciously evil and i'm wondered what games are you playing
at the moment?
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Bainick
Oh stop it you. Well, I'll answer just because you asked so nicely. I'm
playing Pokemon Emerald, Pokemon FireRed, Pokemon XD, oh and Morrowind, but
the last one comes with many swear words!
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Also I hear that the Pokemon Tour is coming to Australia, are you going?
And will you be the oldest one there?
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Bainick
Yep, 10 years in the making (Well since I last went to one). Day after the
local grand final too! Just a 2 hour drive to a place I've never been to, to
wait in line with squarking kids and the few fat nerds like myself. If the
Pokemon line's not too long I might even try the Battle Event and see if I
can win a trip to Japan, my level 60s versus their lv 100s EV point managed
beast. I'll still win though!
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With the sudden amount of RPG's being thrown up onto Australian shores,
what games are you likely to be getting in the next few months?
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Bainick
See previous letter or upcoming letter, whichever order Ouro puts them :)
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Don't say Kingdom Hearts!
I mean it!
Damn you.
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Bainick
Already there, Diane. Already there.
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Will your wallet handle the onslaught of RPG titles?
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Bainick
Hopefully, if I can halt my impulse buys. Must have sparkly colours!
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Are you likely to be getting a PS3 or Wii when they come out and if not
why?
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Bainick
A Wii, 'cause my wallet won't handle $1000 for a Blu-ray machine.
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What's your backlog look like?
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Bainick
Umm Paper Mario TYD, Poemon XD and Colliseum, LOZ OT and MM and WW,
Morrowind, Xenosaga 2, Suikoden Tactics, Kingdom Hearts, FF X, Lunar
Genesis, Legend of Dragoon, ://hack, Baulders gate Dark alliance 2, Baulders
Gate 1 and 2, Icewind Dale 1 and 2, Neverwinter Nights, Dragon Quest 8,
Drakengard 2, Makai Kingdom, Legaia 2, Magna Carta (wretching sounds) and
there are the ones I have access to at the moment!
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And...
That feel better?
Anyway hope you go well in Ouro's new THONG.
Bainick casts confusion on everyone, including himself.
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Bainick
Damn you, Bainick what did I say about those jokes!
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hi im zach ihave a play station2 and i also have kingdom hearts and i would like to know the secret ending to kingdom hearts2 if you do know please tell me im DESPERATE!!!!!!!!! to know its ok if you dont know i just would really love to know my e-mail adress isrdmmlm@shawnee link.net thanks.
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Wow, this column is gonna be LONG.
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Bonjour Josh!
So the mailbox is depleted... well, why don't I do what I can in my small
fashion to amend this grievous oversight. I'll probably not go for too long
today though. I have to let others get some Q&A space.
I'll begin with a horrid memory of the past I unearthed in my closet today.
There is a very good reason I rarely look inside my closet, and every time I
forget it gets thrown back into my face. Poking around found me a gift of a
well-meaning relative from 8 years ago- that chihuahua of the 'Yo quiero
Taco Bell' ads that were ubiquitous in the late 90's. But it gets better -
this was a promotion for the Godzilla movie, with the chihuahua saying 'Here
lizard, lizard, lizard...' I hope that by forcing everyone else to remember
this misbegotten ad program my own pain will begin to fade.
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Josh
Wrong! You will suffer, ever onward, the face of that Chihuahua staring at you as you sleep, until one day, you wake up, and you find yourself working at McDonald's for upwards of 3 years. That's when the binge drinking begins, my friend. Good luck.
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Now then. I have begun Princess Crown, which no one reading Q&A is
apparently familiar with, and can say it would be a definite boon to the PSP
game library should Atlus be allowed to bring it over to English speakers.
It's a 2D action RPG with some of the cutest graphics I've ever seen,
battles taking place in a pseudo-fighting game layout and fittingly the
sprites are the size of those in a fighting game. Can't figure much of the
story out yet but oddly enough locations on the map and menu options are
often in English. So, Josh, have you researched this one yet?
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Josh
Just a little bit, as I'm hurriedly trying to balance my backlog and my hygiene. Um...the game looks interesting, even though it's just a port from an old Saturn game. However, the borders around the screen would really bother me. The battles remind me of Actraiser, since it was just some side scrolling action. I'm not sure about the whole thing, though. Many sites reviewed it well, but unless I get some hands-on action, I dunno.
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Riviera is being remade for PSP also. I confess it seems a touch pointless
to me, but if you haven't played it on GBA a strong case could be made for
it brightening the RPG horizons of Sony's portable. Did you have any strong
thoughts here?
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Josh
It does seem rather silly, since I own both a GBA and a PSP. Nothing really wrong with it, I suppose, since they are just trying to hit both sides of the market.
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One more PSP item. Blade Dancer got EGM's Shame of the Month award
recently. I don't automatically stand by their reviewers but a unanimity of
disgust can't be discounted easily. Additional information is welcome.
I stand by my earlier though about blind RPGamers - could anything be done
to facilitate their partaking of the experience? I know a woman who for all
intents and purposes is blind, the paucity of jobs available for the blind
in this area means she gets government assistance for the most part. Is
there anything she could do to pass the time in the game world?
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Josh
I saw it played, and wasn't impressed. The game looks a little nice, and I do like how weak enemies run and get help on the field, but it just looked like a cliche in a box. Everything else about the game seemed average, but nothing really stood out that made me want to pick it up. Sorry. ^^;
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Bainick - my experience with Morrowind is limited to wandering about with no
idea what to do using a friend's saved game three years ago. I might know
enough about it to compare it with Romancing Saga - but no promises!
What the hey - I asked this of Matt but your reply would be fascinating
also. My Grandia 2 experience of having perhaps 10 people in the room to
watch my destruction of the game's Pope - would you have partaken of this
showcase also?
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Josh
Sure, if you are any good :). It's always nice to watch someone that knows what they're doing.
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Sarge inspired that actually. I'll partake of the additional remixes when
able (currently sponging off wireless in a cafe). I reiterate the goodness
of some content on http://www.ocremix.org Some of the Chrono Trigger
remixes are really good, I find.
I think the underlying concept of Blade Runner could be made into a fine
RPG. The underlying concept, mind you, not the specific plot of the movie.
But how might it be done? Clearly a standard movie-based game would be
utter crap.
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Josh
Man, it's been awhile since I've seen that one. Great, great movie though. Um. I suppose it could be rather interesting. Sorta like a more futuristic Parasite Eve, where you're just running around one big city, hunting down the robots (I forget what they were called), instead of Eve. And then you could have a fight against Roy on the rooftop! I think that would be best as an Action RPG. The fight against what's-her-name alone would be awesome as an Action-RPG.
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A movie that would NOT be any good as a game is Masculine/Feminine. This
might be the single weirdest movie I've ever seen, and that's factoring in a
lot of competition - but Godard made one oddball, disjointed mess here.
Is Zelda: the Minish Cap worth playing? I was in Europe when it was
released and somehow forgot to pay any attention to it until recently.
Everyone probably remembers my lengthy discourse in the middle of my much
lengthier letter describing my family's general aversion to anything
game-related. What about your family, Josh? Can you play a title with your
parents or must it always take place in another room?
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Josh
Minish Cap was a lot of fun, so yes...go play it!
The only games I ever got my family to sit down and play were Super Mario Kart, and also Super Mario Land for Gameboy. I tried to get my mom into Katamari since it's a simple concept, but I forgot to turn on Mute, and the really oddball music in the training level turned her away. Oops. ^^;
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Shining in the Darkness. I tried playing this a few years ago and just
couldn't get into it. Shining the Holy Ark I find to be a far better
expression of the play concepts tried out in Shining in the Darkness. Are
you familiar enough with either title to praise or disparage my action?
Odd that Shadowrun's mention didn't prompt a response. I thought it was
relatively well-known among the 16-bit players.
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Josh
Sorry, can't help you here...I've never owned a Sega system, and the only titles I've played on the Saturn was...uh...Nights. Now there was a fun game...
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Everyone had best believe I have more to say - but what I haven't put down
can wait for another day. For now I'll keep my letters somewhat shortened.
For now....
JuMeSyn
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Josh
Always a pleasure, JuMeSyn. Take care!
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I know I've said it before, but this letter is rated ARRR!
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Yo ho ho an' a bottle of rum!
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Bainick
Well that doesn't help, I don't drink!
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Aye! I be speaking in pirate-speak, so shiver ye timbers and watch the
yard-arm!
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Bainick
Is it National Pirate Day already? Argh!
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Ooaaargh! I be believing meself to have already sent that scurvy
scoundrel, Ourobolus, the characters I be wishing to represent this here
terror of the oceans. So draw your cutlass and prepare to meet your maker.
Arrrgh!
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Bainick
My makers love me very much, and I meet them every day, thank you!
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Whew! It's hard speaking in Pirate-speak when your not actually a pirate. I
bet you those blighted sea-dogs spend hours practising their lines, holed
up
in their piratey pirate ships. Anyways, my plans for the tidal wave of RPGs
later this year? Well...considering a lot of the games that were mentioned
porbably won't make it over to the UK in time for Christmas, I'm just gonna
spend my food budget for the next 3 years on getting whatever does come
over. So my question is, does anyone actually know what RPGs will be
released on PAL? I had a look, and I couldn't find any confirmation of
anything anywhere, although that may be cause I was looking in the wrong
places, like in my girlfriend's knicker drawer.
Captain Genjuu just started playing Skies of Arcadia Legends.
Oooaaaarrrrggghhh!!!
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Bainick
What's coming out? Well let me check my list, that's right, my list, and
don't worry...whatever's on my list will probably come out in the UK a couple
of weeks before Australia.
I've got for September...FF3 on DS, and Harvest Moon: Magical Melodies.
Suikoden 5 on the first, Wild Arms 4 and Steambot Chronicles on then 15th
and supposedly Kingdom Hearts 2, but even the retailers are unsure on that
one! And also Pokemon Mystery Dungeon. In October, Disgaea 2 will be smacking
against our keyhole. LOZ: Twilight Princess has been given a 11/26 release
date but I wouldn't trust that completely yet. The 4th quarter releases
include FF 12 (worse than KH2 in finding a proper release date) Harvest Moon DS,
Children of Mana and probably a couple of others!
Oh and even more importantly, Project Exile for the DS, which is looking like
an early 2007 release. Indie gaming at its sweet SNES-looking finest! It was
going to be a GBA game but Studio Archcraft decided to release it on the DS.
Lastly I can't be blamed for the wrong release dates, I mean it, hey look
over there!
RUN AWAY!
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Woooooooo...Wooo...Woo..Wo...zzz...
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Hello there Ouro,
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Bainick
Nope! You only have the second evilest guest cohost to deal with, not that it
will save your SOUL, mwah hah hah hah hah!
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Josh
*SMACK*
Cool it, you. Don't make me get the dogs.
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While wasting time on the internet today, I
discovered that there is in fact a game for the DS
called Chronos Twins, and I had quite the hearty
chuckle when a good many idiots thought it was a new
Chrono game and were then disapointed because it
wasn't so,
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Bainick
So did I, even if it did get my hopes up for a nanosecond, but Square seems
loathe to continue on with what could be a great series to match their FF
range, sort of like Nintendo with Mother!
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which leads me to one conclusion people on
the internet don't know the Chrono refers to time, so
yeah before any ---hat starts spreading rumors that
game has nothing to do with Chrono Trigger, Chrono
Cross, Square Enix, anyone connected to the Chrono
games in anyway, it isn't even an RPG so yeah just
wanted to share that if only so people don't "get
fooled" into buying it out of rumors and stupidity
like some moron that watched Chrono Crusade because
they thought it had something to do with the games
only to figure out it didn't ^^;;
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Bainick
Chrono means Time, as in Timetrigger. Hmm..just doesn't have the same impact
does it?
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Now I'm off to sell my idea of Skies of Chrono it'll
crush the dreams of two fanbases waiting for a new
game... brilliant, by the way it's about a time
traveling jetplane, I am a jerk sometimes
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Bainick
Hmm...a time travelling jetplane, that's gold, Jerry! Now to steal the idea and
sell it to Fox, they'll buy anything...
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Let's see I uh sorta ran out of questions during the
week so...Rehash of an already asked question!!! (it's like a
Square PS1 port job only with less lag):
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Bainick
And more bonus content!
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Out of all the quotes for spells and abilities in RPGs
which is your all time favorite one? Mine would have
to be "Discipline feels good! Ha Ha!" from Lunar 2:
EBC ^^ I love that quote
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Bainick
"Turns on thinking music." Hmm...I think I remember laughing at a few of
Rikku's lines in FFX-2 but if so, it was the only laughs that game gave me,
and yet I still passed it!
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Arros Raikou
*really should play Suikoden ^^;;*
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Bainick
Blashemy! Wait, I haven't played Suikoden yet, well number 1 and 3 anyway, not
that I can play 3, grrr! But anyway, I need a credit card so I can find
Suikoden 'cause none of the gamestores seem to have a remote chance of ever
seeing it on their shelves!
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Previous THONG Rounds!
I learned a few things from the last round of THONG. The letters thing didn't work for all of the casual players, so I took a hint from Matt's brain and reverted to trivia! Seems to be a bit better! I hope this encourages many of you to play!
Selections for characters can be found at the following sites:
Suikoden Characters
Suikoden 2 Characters
Round 1 players have first dibs on characters until Aug. 25th. After that, anyone can take their pick!
Rules:
- Every player must select a character and a rune. The runes are designed to be balanced, so no one rune is better than all the others. Runes are unlimited in supply, and the option to change your rune exists somewhere on the new THONG board!
- You may change your rune as many times as you wish BEFORE the game begins.
- New runes and items may be added over the course of the game.
- Everyone begins the game on START.
- Every day, I will provide one trivia question. Answer it right, and you get to roll 1d3, which determines how many spaces you move.
- As you progress down the board, you will pass some TP+1, TP+2, and TP+3 tiles. You will gain THONG points (TP) whenever you pass over these tiles. These points can be used to cast THONG spells, described later.
- Spells may be cast at any time, provided you possess the necessary amount of TP.
- TP for each player is capped at 29. To gain more TP, you must cast a spell.
- Answering a question correctly will also net you 100 potch for purchasing items (will be released later). For simply trying the question, you get 25 potch.
- When you get near a prize that you want, you must email me to let me know that you want the prize. You may wait until after you have passed the prize if you wish.
- I will provide a trivia question of variable difficulty whenever someone is going for a prize. The question must be answered correctly to claim the prize.
- Once a prize is claimed, that character is sent back to START.
- And remember, have fun! You may pound on each other as much as you like, and there is some strategy involved...so do your best!
Here is the list of spells and their descriptions:
| Berserker Rune |
| Cost | Name | Effect | Range |
| 4 TP | Gale | Push target back 1 space. | One |
| 7 TP | Rushing Blast | Feeling unlucky? Roll the max amount! | Self |
| 15 TP | Blind Rage | Roll twice and knock everyone you pass back 1 space. | Self |
| Thief Rune |
| Cost | Name | Effect | Range |
| 4 TP | Drain | Steal 1 TP from target. | One |
| 7 TP | Mega Drain | Steal 3 TP from target. | One |
| 15 TP | Power Leak | Remove a total of 10 TP from target(s). | One to Five |
| Trickster Rune |
| Cost | Name | Effect | Range |
| 4 TP | Lure | Pull target 1 space towards you. | One |
| 7 TP | Freeze Trap | Stop all players who land on target tile for one day. | Tile |
| 15 TP | Flame Trap | All players who land on target tile receive 1d2 rolls per answer for 3 days. | Tile |
| Protector Rune |
| Cost | Name | Effect | Range |
| 4 TP | Dispel | Remove any harmful effect on caster. | Self |
| 7 TP | Wall | Nullify one spell cast on you. Lasts 2 days or until hit with spell. | Self |
| 15 TP | Reflect | Reflect spell cast on you towards the caster. Lasts 2 days or until hit with spell. | Self |
| Pyro Rune |
| Cost | Name | Effect | Range |
| 4 TP | Inferno | Push target back 2 spaces. | One |
| 7 TP | Flame Burst | Push target back 4 spaces. | One |
| 15 TP | Fire Storm | Push two targets back 5 spaces each. | Two |
| Manipulator Rune |
| Cost | Name | Effect | Range |
| 4 TP | Float | Target does not receive TP when passing over tiles that day. | One |
| 7 TP | Toxic | All players who land on target tile lose 1 TP per day for 3 days. | Tile |
| 15 TP | Force | Forces target player to randomly cast a Lv 1 or Lv 2 spell at a random player. | One |
THANK YOU TO ALL WHO PLAYED. ROUND 2 WILL ARRIVE SOON!
Look for new prizes, including games, E3 swag, and your standard slew of hosting options...as well as some interesting other items....^^
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IN CONCLUSION:
Alrighty! That was quite...a long...column. Hope you guys are ok by the time it's over. Have fun with Matt! Until next weekend!

***Josh is gonna go out...
Mmmm! Monkey Boy!
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