Brown Paper Packages
July 27, 2006
Matt Demers - 21:38 EST
OH YES! It is my half-birthday today. Indeed, I'm another six months older on this day, and while I don't have any cake to celebrate it with, I did get a notice-of-delivery from Purolator, presumably because my copy of Fire Emblem has finally arrived. Whoo-hoo! Otherwise, I'm just one step closer to being "old". Twenty-three and a half? Where has the time gone? And do I get twenty-three and a half spankings from someone? (I wonder how one would perform half a spanking upon another...)
Good to see you once more, old sport. Cheerio and all that! Is it high tea
time yet, Mr. Demers? Best play a smashing cricket match!
(No offense intended towards anyone who actually does fulfill this most
stereotypical of upper class English speech patterns – I write this on low
I actually managed to get a fair bit of sleep last night, thanks! This is the only day of the week that I don't have the math conference o' evil hanging over my head, and I took advantage of it by sleeping in until 10:30.
I've never seen a cricket match! The sport just isn't that popular around these parts, unfortunately. There is, however, a cricket chirping loudly at the moment in my closet that deserves a smashing of a different type. Grrrr...
Ticks remain my number one dislike among the fauna of the world, but they’ve
found a number of companions on the sheet. I don’t have a problem with
spiders but I keep them alive to do a job – not to let all these irritating
wasps and mosquitoes and flies, etcetera alive! And why did these lunatic
swallows have to build a nest right in the fireplace? From sunrise to
sunset these things make hysteria-inducing amounts of noise, generally when
I don’t want to hear it! I can’t sleep over these damned things and when
the sun rises at a little before 6 that’s a bad thing.
Matt the hick
Smoke 'em out, andja might get'churself dinner at the same tahm! They got more meat on 'em than ye maht think!
While out here in hot territory far away from any internet access I’ve
played a bit more Tales of Phantasia. I gave it up for a little bit when I
started wandering around lost, but it seems reasonably interesting. Has no
one else writing in to RPGamer played it? I’m just trying to keep throwing
less-seen titles into the mix.
No, it really hasn't caught fire conversation-wise. I know that Rob, the new (and old) Japandemonium guy, bought it and was disappointed by it. Besides him, I don't know too many that have. I played with the idea of purchasing it myself earlier this year, but there were just so many choices to make at the time that Peach's pinkness just won me over.
Every now and then I learn interesting things from EGM – such as the
speculation that Microsoft will throw its hat into the handheld market next
year. I could talk about this but I throw the topic to you, Matt.
It sounds like Microsoft is trying to develop something more iPod-like instead, honestly. Besides, it seems that Microsoft's new strategy is to almost align itself with Nintendo in order to take on the big, bad Sony, especially after hearing recent comments from various Bigwigs. The first was a spiel by some powerful Microsoft guy (it might have been Gates himself, I don't remember) about how admirable Nintendo's creativity was and how their innovation is incredible, etc etc, and the second was about how "Wii + 360 < PS3" in terms of pricing. I think that introducing a handheld gaming system to bite into both Nintendo and Sony's share of the market would be a bit of a run backwards.
Panzer Dragoon Saga is impossible to evaluate in the fashion we would other
titles precisely because it is so scarce. But I stand by its being a unique
and memorable experience and fully believe it would stand alongside any
other title had it received proper manufacturing and distribution 8 years
ago. As long as I’m dwelling in an alternate universe for a little while,
this presaged Mother 3 being released on the N64 and leading to at least
Mother 4 on the GBA with more Mother in development.
Yeah, it's too bad that never happened. However, I read something somewhat suspicious only a few days ago; I'm not sure if it was on Nintendo's website or elsewhere. There were some comments made in the article that led me to believe that even though the creator stated that he was no longer doing any Mother games, the possibility still existed for future installments without that guy being around. I could have been dreaming or delirious, but I don't think I was. I really don't understand why they wouldn't choose to translate Mother 3, because I'm pretty certain that it would sell spectacularly, and it would be a good way to promote the "Ness" character we've seen in the past two Super Smash Brotherseses. It saddened me last time I played with some friends; a couple of them randomly asked "Who IS that Ness guy, anyway?" Not acceptable!
Another development in the Dragon Force 2 logs! I have come at last to the
final ruler, Adelvah. And I note with surprise that for some reason he has
an officer I have never seen before, who uses the heretofore enemy-only
troop class of Doguru, which somewhere I read means goblins. These things
are quite nasty to fight against without cavalry – the only class that wipes
the floor with them. Oh, and Adelvah’s music for the world map somehow
reminds me of World 6 in Super Mario 3 – not a blatant rip-off or anything
so smacking of copyright-infringement, just a more-than-subtle connection I
can’t quite pin down.
Good luck with the goblins. World 6's music was creepy, but I loved the world just because it was so unbelievably huge. 6-10? Awesome.
Mentioning DF2 again brings me to an aspect of RPGs that English-language
releases don’t have to deal with; names. There’s a very basic reason for
this, and it has to do with the nonexistence in Japanese of any sound for
‘v’ and ‘l’. I don’t have Gaijin’s expertise on the subject, never having
learned anything I can converse with a person in Japanese via – unless you
count admonitions such as “Prepare to die” on regular conversation level
‘Adelvah’ is merely the best name I could come up with out of ‘Aderubeha’.
That brings me to a genuine question here; I’m going to ask you to pick out
of the possibilities for the names of a few characters. ‘Leni’ or ‘Reni’?
‘Orbo,’ ‘Olbo,’ ‘Olvo,’ or ‘Orvo’? ‘Neala’ or ‘Neara’?
Heh heh heh, I love it. I'd have to go with Leni (though that one is tough), Orbo without question, Orvo without question as well, and Neala for sure. The first one is the only one that I'm not strongly opinionated on. It's funny, isn't it, how some names just inherently sound better?
Since I’m already on the naming subject, here’s the story behind mine.
‘Mike’ comes from my great-grandfather – his actual first name was LaVerne
but he never used it. Don’t really remember him much as he died when I was
7 but my grandfather has told me a story illustrating how he didn’t talk
My great-grandfather, talking about a trip he and my great-grandmother took
“We saw a big house.”
My great-grandmother, calling from the other room: “It was the Taj Mahal!”
My great-grandfather: “They did a good job.”
My middle name comes from my maternal grandfather, and he’s a very nice guy.
Can’t say I ever cared for the name William on myself, but he goes by Bill
most of the time anyway.
And my last name – well, I’ll just throw it out there and we can have a
little survey to see how many RPGamers can pronounce it correctly. Moehnke
has been pronounced in multiple ways in my hearing, so give it your best
Hmmm. Whenever I see your name in my inbox, I've always thought "Moe-enk-eh" in my mind, but I'm sure that I'm way, way off. I have a pretty good idea how to pronounce your first name, at least. It's too bad your great-grandmother wasn't named Shirley, because that would have been a laugh (and a half).
I've always wanted to visit that big house, too, ever since I learned about it in my Grade 10 Art History class. It's purdy-like.
A sympathetic villain is something I’d like to see. Kefka went completely
insane, Zemus was a power-hungry megalomaniac, Lavos is pretty much an
animal, Saturos and Menardi then Karst and Agatio seemed to be trying to
accomplish their goal in quite the wrong way, the Sinistrals were
power-hungry semi-deities, the Profound Darkness was really quite vague in
its presentation, the drift of this line of thought is clear. A few games
I’ve played had somewhat understandable villains such as in Skies of
Arcadia, but I don’t think the effort has yet been made to give a villain
the player can actually think "That could be me..." about. What about someone
who wants to restrict the freedoms of people in the name of security?
Definitely a topical issue, and one that seems set to stay that way for
awhile. I know people who would choose security over freedom without much
thought, and you probably do also.
Are you telling me you can't relate to villains like Kefka and Dhoulmagus? If I had a Light of Judgment, I'd probably fry the world just for fun, too. From, uh, atop the CN tower.
You do raise a good point, though. My favourite type of villain motivation is the kind that makes some sort of logical sense, but in a really sick and twisted way. Necrosaro and Kuja are two of my favourite villains for that reason; neither of them just run around arbitrarily nuking things, and they both have reasons for taking the actions they do. Necrosaro just acts out of justified anger, while Kuja is just totally immature.
Time for a link everyone should try out! Remixed music is to be found here,
and some of it is quite good. I highly recommend you wait to click on the
link until a bit of time to sample the music is available, as I found this
site a year ago and still have things to try out.
Urp- either my e-mail ate the link, or you just forgot to post it. Oh well, maybe next time.
Rampant speculation time! I predict that this November will find Sony
unable to meet demand for PS3 and a situation reminiscent of 2000 will occur
with PS3’s going for thousands of dollars on eBay thanks to those
business-savvy persons who will buy up multiples of the thing to earn
massive money this fall. At least Saddam Hussein can’t be blamed for buying
up some of them this time around – Kim Jong Il will probably get the blame
instead. Why am I so pessimistic about this? Because Sony keeps running
into production delays and hasn’t even delivered a Blu-Ray player to any
store in the world and won’t until the PS3 is released. Not a good sign.
Always assuming that with these production delays the system can still be
released on time.
That doesn't seem like that unreasonable of a prediction, to be honest with you. I personally think that Sony might not see many PS3s fly off the shelves after the initial rush is over with, though, due to the shockingly high price. I It'll be so interesting to see what happens.
A Wii question now, relating to the Virtual Console aspect. Do we know
whether the Turbo-Grafx 16 downloads also include Turbo CD games? The first
published RPG titles by Working Designs after all were released for the
Turbo CD, and I’d like to play them.
No, we don't really know many details at all, to be honest. Nintendo needs to hurry the heck up, too, because it's getting awfully close to launch time and we still don't know details such as pricing and an exact launch date! If they want any hope of gaining ground on their opponents, they've got to get that console out as soon as they can. I'm talking late September or early October.
And now an Xbox 360 question to round it out. Since its games cost $10 US
more than everything else, yet seem to be selling quite well, does this
short-circuit the working game costs models or are we waiting on Sony’s
prices to determine it?
Well, it might give Sony the ability to stand up and start selling games for $70 or $80, claiming that "it's only a ten dollar difference, and you're getting a brand new media experience". Microsoft's game and console costs have provided Sony with a bit of a stepstool to justify what I consider to be wacko prices. (Yes, that's the technical terminology.)
One more Xbox 360 line of questioning: how’s Blue Dragon looking to you?
Clearly you don’t own the system but if you did, is it something that might
have appeal beyond the general line of titles on Microsoft’s system?
We don't really know that much about it, besides the fact that it's one of the allegedly amazing Mistwalker projects and that it features some really funky shadows. It seems to be taking a ridiculous amount of time to develop, though, and it didn't even appear at E3 this year, more than a full year after being announced. I can't really have an opinion on the game until we hear more details. Of course, if it looked like a promising RPG, I'd be a massive supporter if I were an Xbox 360 owner. As it stands, though, I am not, and that's exactly because there are very, very few games that appeal to me on Microsoft's console.
I do believe Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete is rather better than the
original Lunar on Sega CD. Naturally the version I have played is the Sega
CD one, which was a lot of fun but can’t compare to Lunar: Eternal Blue on
Sega CD. As you haven’t progressed very far it’s difficult for me to say
how different the two versions of Lunar are, but I can say Luna stayed on
the island and didn’t enter player control again on Sega CD.
I've heard that the Sega CD versions of that and Silver Star Story were far superior to their later incarnations. It's really too bad, considering I don't even know a single soul who ever owned Sega CD.
What the hey, I seem to be running down Working Designs games anyway.
This’ll serve as my version of an epitaph for a fine translation company.
Popful Mail on Sega CD: I don’t know how I beat this a few years ago because
last fall I somehow kept getting killed by some annoying boss. Anyway, it’s
an action-RPG that originated on SNES and got some video sequences added for
the Sega CD. For 1993 the video sequences were pretty good too. Fun game,
although it could be blown through in an afternoon if the player was on a
Then Vay on Sega CD. I actually sold this one off on eBay after playing
through it, and while I could see myself playing it again if I actually
remember the experience I’ll think better. Maybe it was that boss fight
that lasted 20 minutes in the middle and required something to the effect of
50 healing items on hand…. And of course the music I actually liked was
almost never played, with the incredibly repetitive and boring cave theme
being replayed ad nauseum.
Lunar: Eternal Blue is great. I’ve played it through 4 times I think. Then
Working Designs moved on to Saturn with Iron Storm, which as previously
mentioned I have to give proper time to just so I can try conquering the
world with the Japanese. Shining Wisdom is unfortunately the black sheep of
the Shining series, and I couldn’t get into it. Dragon Force 1 is a
pinnacle of playability in the Tactical RPG realm. I may have spent even
more time with it than I have been with DF2 – being in witty English will
help there. And I’ve completed it except for one horrible asterisk – last
fall I played the final monarch’s story and got all the way to the final
battle – when the power went out! Upon getting electricity back I made the
horrible discovery that my data in that save file went weird in ways I’d
never seen before. So sad...
Only two other Working Designs games I experienced before they moved on to
Sony. Albert Odyssey I’ve already remarked upon. Nothing outstanding save
for its humorous translation, it still elicited a replay from me. And Magic
Knight Rayearth gained the notoriety of being delayed so long that it
arrived as the last English-language title for the Saturn. It’s cute and
fun and short enough to be devoured in a couple of days between grander
titles. I only wish something grander could have been the last gasp of the
Saturn for English-speakers.
Rest in peace, Working Designs. You will be fondly remembered by thousands of fans~
Interestingly enough, you have played one the rarest English-language Sega Saturn game! According to Wikipedia, only 3,000 copies of Magic Knight Rayearth were ever released for North American gamers. That's not very many.
More music and other interesting stuff. While I’m not certain it’s 100%
legal, just about everything the site has never got a release in the
English-speaking world. And the site admonishes visitors to spread it, so
here’s a little something for everyone who wanted some RPG music (along with
a LOT of other music) but couldn’t find any way to get it.
What what what? Is this mystery-link day? I'm pretty sure that e-mail demons (maybe that scary MAILER DAEMON guy) is eating up your hyperlinks. Next time you send, just copy the whole shortcut instead, so that I can make sure that uh, I don't have to write things like this right here anymore.
Okay – back for awhile to systems people actually own. I started Tactics
Ogre: Knights of Lodis on GBA four years ago, played for awhile, and then
put it aside. I haven’t picked it up again. Should I resume, with the
caveat that I was only a few hours in and already feeling swamped by detail?
Sure! Isn't a lot of detail better than none at all? Besides, with letters like these, one would think that your patience/tolerance level must be through the roof. I heard that it was a decently decent game, anyway, though I haven't played it myself.
After giving it another listen, I feel Mozart’s symphony #40 is perfect for
many moments. As is pretty much anything by Mozart, actually. Or the
Polovtsian Dances. Someday we will reach a point when the maker of an RPG
feels like pulling a Stanley Kubrick and using extant music instead of
creating new stuff – or did I fall off the rocker again?
I don't know about you, but I fell off MINE about three hours ago. And I'm still typing away!
Also, the day that RPGs stop possessing original music will be the day I stop playing them. No, seriously.
And with that, I come to movies that can be adapted into RPGs! Most of
these fall into the sci-fi or fantasy or historical drama areas, just
because Maid in Manhattan or The Way We Were would make pathetically bad
games. Enemy Mine though – could be a better RPG than it was a movie.
Alien Nation too. How about Omega Man? The concept behind Planet of the
Apes? Braveheart – why not? Willow – which I haven’t seen in a good 15
Kill Bill! War of the Worlds! Ghostbusters! Bringing Down the House! Errr...
Yeah. I want to keep my movies and games from colliding, because every time they do, bad things happen. Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within? No thanks. Overpopular Matrix-inspired games? Hahahaha, go away. The Little Mermaid, for the NES? I played that one once, at the age of nine... let's not talk about that.
This brings to mind your lack of Star Wars experience. I encourage you to
start from what George Lucas considers the beginning and make up your own
mind with regard to the quality of the newer films. Despite the seeming
consensus regarding their appeal, you may diverge from the popular mindset.
And Star Trek! Such a series deserves better than the at-best-mediocre
material the gaming realm has offered. Has there been a Star Trek RPG? Not
to my memory, and if so it was probably on PC.
Yeah, not really. There have been strategy/war-style games to do with Star Trek, but no real RPGs.
As for Star Wars, I actually don't mind Episode II, unlike what seems to be the rest of the world, though I haven't yet seen Episode III. Episode I, however, was kinda brutal to watch, and not because of Jar Jar's voice. I found little Anakin to be wayyyyy more annoying. There have to be about 92384250 better child actors out there somewhere. The scripting also seemed to be nothing short of terrible.
Yaaaar, it be seemin’ as if ye’ve not heard the lore o’ the Fire Emblem
story! I’ll be feedin’ it to yer eyes now. ‘Twas a long past time people
call the 80’s, an’ in Japan a game for the NES were made. ‘Twas called Fire
Emblem, an’ the players liked it much. But a burned Nintendo thought to
themselves on how money had gone flyin’ away when the North American players
liked the Dragon Warriors not enough. An’ the game did nae make it here.
Then came a game called Fire Emblem 2, which the players o’er in Japan
thought quite odd, seein’ as it offered such a change in play, ‘most equal
to Zelda 2 from Zelda 1. ‘Round ‘bout this time the SNES were released, an’
the fine folks made for it a Fire Emblem 3 which partly remade 1 with s’more
content. F’r the int’rest o’ the people, ‘twere FE 1 and 3 which had a
fella by the name of Marth. A few years went by and then FE4 came to be,
an’ such is the most pop’lar title f’r the ones who play the things wi’out
the cartridge, if’n ye know what I be sayin’. S’more years passed on by,
and the SNES entered its old age. The very last title to be r’leased by
Nintendo in Japan, why ‘twould be FE5 in 1999. An’ what a challenge the
players o’ it say the thing packs – imagin’ if’n ye will c’nfuse an’ sleep
staffs as far as the eyes c’n see. ‘Bout this time ol’ Nintendo had plans
f’r a new handheld, an’ with it came FE6 – which ye’ll find to feature the
char’cters o’ FE7 when they’ve all gotten a mite older.
Arrrgh – let this be a lesson to never try and write in dialect again. It
was supposed to be pirate speech but kind of morphed into some generic
old-timer speech. I think. Was it still intelligible? I hope? I’ll never
do it again!
An' that's a brief hist'ry of Fire Emblem, e'eryone. I'm hopin' ye can all read that crazy talk above.
I'm a bit appalled at myself still for being so ignorant of the series up until recent times. Sure, most of them weren't released in North America until a few years back, but it doesn't seem to be a very good excuse. Oh well.
Anyway, the only Fire Emblem aside from those already released in English
people actually had hopes might be released here was FE6, which does feature
the characters of FE 7 (aka the first English Fire Emblem) 20 years later.
Nintendo apparently thought better of it, for certain technical things that
showed up in Fire Emblem and The Sacred Stones were not present in the game
that Roy starred in. I saw a roommate play a bit of it once and the oddest
thing is that no one blinks in the conversation screens. Oh, and thieves
cannot promote. Too bad.
That is too bad. Colm was one of my favourite characters in The Sacred Stones! Thieves are awesome, and indispensable, with their ultra-useful abilities and dashing speed.
Back to The Sacred Stones for a moment: the interesting fact here is that
the game really does not have a purely bad character. Innes I didn’t use
just because he’s the only character who has no close-range attack, but when
I did use him he efficiently blew most things I had him attack away. On the
other hand I like swordmasters and assassins because they tend to have high
agility and I like double attacks. Maybe the random number generator hated
you, my Marisa and Joshua had no trouble surviving an attack or two – but
they dodged far more often than they had to take the hit. What about
airborne? Did you have a large airborne force or stick to one in
particular, say Tana? And Knoll – did you try using him despite the
enormous luck surfeit?
I would often send out both Tana and Vanessa to do special "quests" on their own, usually involving city-visiting and rescuing, while my main forces would march slowly forward. Innes is absolutely spectacular, as far as I'm concerned; his attack power is absolutely insane. Knoll was the dark magey guy, right? If so, I didn't use him much, because my Ewan quickly turned into a much more powerful Shaman than he. While my Swordmasters/Assassins/Myrmidons were fantastic at killing things, it was usually too dangerous to stick them in the midst of combat. The problem with being an efficient killing machine in Fire Emblem is that you free up a space in which NEW enemies can come and attack, every time you kill something! Not good, especially for characters with such pitiful defense.
As for international shipping, I know things do cost more thanks to
extensive experience. It stinks. Once I got bilked on shipping when I sold
an item on eBay to someone in Alberta and the US postal service managed to
shock me at the rate hike for an international package. EB’s rates seem
excessive even for that, however. Did FE come yet?
I'm about to go pick it up from Canada Post, if you'd wrap it up already! Jeesh! ;)
By the by, what about Brian Mulroney made him so hated? 9 years in office
seems plenty of time for him to be thrown out if he was hated at the time –
is it mostly later consequences? As to my random political knowledge – it’s
to be expected, I have that kind of mind. I read the Economist.
Well, he introduced GST, a 7% sales tax on most goods and services, which was highly unpopular. He helped to implement NAFTA, which is regarded by some in Canada to be not a good thing. There were some other issues as well, regarding Quebec separatism, some irresponsible spending, and more. His approval rating was through the floor by the time he resigned at the end of his term, and then later, he turned around and sued the Government of Canada over the Airbus affair, which I'm not going to get into here. This IS, after all, an RPG website!
Last question, this one is spawned by looking at my inbox. How much spam
does RPGamer get?
TOO MUCH! On a typical day, I get about thirty "real" e-mails from readers like yourself, and about two hundred pieces of spam mail that quickly gets tossed in the trash. The Spam filter manages to catch an additional few, but it also catches the occasional good piece of mail too, so it's pretty much useless.
I think I just might have exceeded my own limits for length ... again. Don’t
feel too tired yet – 9 years ago for no particular reason in a high school
English class I wrote a 60 page paper. I wouldn’t do it again – but the
precedent was established!
Well, I got through it all, but man, I'm not surprised. Your teachers must have wanted to smack you! My brother went nuts like that when he wrote a fantasy story for his Grade 8 class a few years back. His teacher just gave him a perfect grade, but I seriously doubt he read the whole thing, because like yours, it was about sixty pages in length.
It IS possible for you to write a letter of reasonable length, isn't it? Or is it? In any case, feel free to write back, whether you're feeling long-winded or not so long-winded. I do thank you for taking the time to send your latest thoughts in, JuMeSyn. For anyone who managed to make it this far with me, congratulations!
Gaming, and gamers, in the UK!
Greetings and Salutations, Mattster.
Long time reader, First time mailer. I am the Afro Pete. Haven't sent in a letter since the Googinator used to guard these ferocious bags of e-mails. You do a great job chief.
It's fantastic to meet you, Mr. Afro Pete, and I'm glad you think I'm doing all right around here! I guard the e-mail like a sentinel, now that he's gone, but I'm easily lured from my post by oversized slices of chocolate cake. Have any?
OK, Afro Pete in a nutshell. I'm a UK resident, who got sick of not being able to play the nutty RPGs that came out for firstly the ps1, and lately the ps2, and therefore branched into the seedy and forbidden world of Importing. After much searching and a great deal of getting ripped off (£60 for Xenosaga ... Good grief LOL) I found a couple of places that sell games at a reasonable price and with respectable shipping times.
Since then, I've been Captain Happy sailing the good ship Importo down the many varied adventures made available by my NTSC (American ... Due to my efforts to learn Japanese falling flat on its ass) PS2.
Indeed, learning Japanese is a bit of a daunting task, and I can't say I blame you for giving up on that one. Sure, Gaijin can try all he wants to teach me bit by bit, but really, I think there's no hope for me either.
I've never understood why countries outside of Japan and North America seem to get totally ripped off when it comes to gaming. It's simply not fair. Then again, when I went to England a few years back, I was rather shocked at how expensive EVERYTHING was, so perhaps it shouldn't surprise me.
My questions for you sir, are thusly:
1) Why does import gaming in the UK receive such a distasteful reputation with the average gamer? I mean, I told a couple of my friends I'd imported Suikoden V recently, and they looked at me like I'd walked in on Christmas day and urinated on their kids.
I'm not sure I could answer that question as well as you could, Pete. I have a few UK gamer friends that I talk to now and then, and there are more than a few readers, but I'm not sure. Perhaps it just has to do with an anti-US attitude in general? Those seem to be all the rage these days, unfortunately.
2) Which of the following would you buy with a limited budget: Final Fantasy XII, Xenosaga 3, Neverwinter Nights 2, Disgaea 2.
I know none of those games are released yet, but money is going to be tight for a while ... You know how things can be :D. I can buy one, maybe two... Not very likely maybe. I'm leaning toward FF XII, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to love all four games. Your opinion would be most appreciated.
If I had to go with ONE of those options only, I'd have no choice but to go with Xenosaga: Episode III. There's no way I could not catch the end of that series, and I'm so excited to see how it concludes! If I had to pick a second game, it would be Disgaea 2, mostly because I'll bet it won't be on store shelves for as long as Final Fantasy XII will be. I waited on the original Disgaea a few years back, and then it disappeared on me! It wasn't until late 2004 that I finally got to play it.
3) I am going to start playing SOCK! Any advice for a newbie? :D
Sure! It's great to have you on board.
First of all, 50,000 or 100,000 points is not as much as it seems, and if you answer regularly and use items strategically, it is not hard at all to ascend onto the Top 35 Scoreboard and up towards the top. The game is designed to make it easy for newcomers to catch up quickly!
Most importantly, remember that it IS a game, and there are bound to be misfortunes that happen along the way. Try not to get discouraged! Every time you lose points in the SOCK, it simply provides you a chance to gain extra items and rise back up even more powerfully than before, so just keep working, and it might just pay off one day!
And for everybody, I've totally redesigned the official rules, which you can find here:
YE OFFICIAL RULE GUIDE
It's all fancy now, and no longer is it confined to the ugly world of text. If anyone has any more questions to ask me, please don't hesitate to do so!
269: ooh. Errm ... d)
Thank you for your time, and have a very pleasant day.
Thanks yourself, for writing in! I hope to hear from you again sometime soon.
It's that horrible syndrome again! What did I name it before? I'm sure I gave it some lame name at one point, but I can't remember what it was for the life of me... damn it. *sigh* What are you looking at? Read the letter, not my "randomblings", as dear old Andrew would have said.
Here's a question for you: I've got Suikoden V still on my shelves.
I've played it up to the final dungeon, and I've loved it, enough so
that I wouldn't mind playing a New Game + for all 108 stars. However,
I stopped playing for a while, mostly because my character advancement
wasn't very spread out, and considering what you have to do in the
final dungeon, I sort of dreaded having to use underdeveloped
characters. It's been months now, and I still haven't gone back to it,
as much as I want to.
I've had similar problems with Kingdom Hearts and Dragon Warrior VII,
among others, under much the same circumstances for much the same
reason. Ever had that problem? What do you think it'd take to get me
back to finish it up?
You need to just be bored one day, and randomly pick it up! It pains me to see that you slogged all the way through the draggy Dragon Warrior VII only to not power it through the end, too. That final boss is kick-ass cool, but lacks a truly unique battle music, which is unforgivable as far as I'm concerned. Thank goodness Dragon Quest VIII came to the rescue.
There is just this minority of people out there that have difficulty making that final step for some reason. My sister is one of them, as is my friend Lesley. I don't really know why it is, but one day, you've just got to realize that you don't have anything better to do. Then you can go "AHA! I remember what Matt told me in Q&A! I have to go and polish this game off NOW, before this fall comes and I won't have the chance to!"
Austria, the ultimate winner at Earth, the game! (Now find "Earth: The Home Game", in department stores near you)
About the guy with running man: If my memory
serves me correctly he refers to the scene where Arni (Ben)
works as a prisoner in a steel works. I think he is right,
the music sounds quite similar to the Makou reactor theme.
Go, watch that movie it's great, really.
Very interesting! I hate to think that the reactor theme isn't original though, because it's one of my favourites from the entire game.
Now for Sock:
And just you wait: In a few years Arnold will be the president
of the US, Belinda Stronach will be prime minister of Canada,
another Austrian politician will be head of the Europian Union
(maybe our current chancellor), and since an Austrain (Waldheim) already was
Secretary General of the UN well ...
Austrians will once again rule over the major parts of earth!
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha HA
Till then ...
What is it with you people and politics today?
I guess I don't really have any problems with a worldwide takeover from Austria, as long as it's done with love and peace. I won't have to go and learn a brand new anthem or anything, will I?
PS2 and NDS: The new odd couple.
Hey Matt, writting again after some time. =)
I can't help but to share the excitement with everyone who owns a DS. The
list of great games to come is very pretty. August and september will be
nice months indeed! There's also a funny story about convincing a friend to
buy a DS Lite and making her (PSP lover) boyfriend and her mother (who'll
have to pay for the hardware) almost get pissed at me, but I'll save that
for another time.
My family could barely help but go NDS-crazy, since I've been gushing about it at every opportunity and showing it off to them whenever I get the chance. My mom is now addicted to Brain Age, and my brother can't wait for the RPG-heavy fall either.
There has been some stir in the old MMORPGs and traditional RPGs discussion.
Well, having played both types of games in my life and completely dropping
the online genre I guess it all comes down to have better stuff to do. If
you have a game with better plot, gameplay, characters, etc, etc, why will
you play something that makes you click with your mouse in repetitive
gameplay, no real development and NO END? Maybe it's just me, but things
must come to an end. For me there's no real sense of satisfaction or
accomplishment in an online game. When you get to a level, you automatically
want to get to the next. And it goes on, mindlessly, since you never have a
true objective to pursue beyond "making you character stronger".
Exactly. There's an important part of the game that just seems to be missing. I think one of the most unattractive things, for me, is the lack of pre-defined characters. Sure, you can "develop them yourself" all you want, but it's the skillfully crafted depth of characters and plot that caused me to fall in love with Final Fantasy, for example, in the first place. I feel like that element can't possibly be there to as great an extent in FFXI.
I could go on forever. Just sharing a bit of my point of view. Maybe I'm a
little bitter about the subject, but every experience I had with online
games ended drastically. I guess there's a lot of people out there that can
find the good parts about MMORPGs (my cousin and some of my friends, for
instance). Me? I tried, just to discover I don't have this ability. So yes,
I'll stick with my PS2 and NDS and the marvellous games they provide me!
Moi aussi. World of Warcraft destroyed the relationship between my old roommates and I. I refuse to turn into one of the online zombies they became!
Well, on to another subject. I recently finished the first Shadow Hearts and
it was very pleasurable in many ways. You really should play it until the
end sometime. So, I immediately picked SH: Covenant to play. I was
overwhelmed by the new stuff: combos between characters, equipping magic
crests, fun and different ways to upgrade every character skills, ring
customization... It had so much new, improved and GREAT stuff I almost cried
with joy! Also, the strange and funny quirks and characters are present.
It's one of the most adorable things about Shadow Hearts: it's dark, bizarre
and absurdly funny all at the same time. And I don't know if you'll consider
this a spoiler since he's in your party very early in the game, but what
other games puts people as GEPPETTO as a playable character?! Amazing.
Dear me, that sounds more like it would fit in with, say, another game with "Hearts" in its title. Heh heh heh.
Truly, I've heard a whole lot of good about Shadow Hearts 2, though I've also heard that Shadow Hearts: From the New World represents a bit of a step down in quality. What do you guys think? Has anyone played it? If so, let me know what your opinion is!
So my question is: which games you really loved and the sequel got to
surprise you in a way that "I loved that one but, wowies, this is just so
Definitely, and with my most favourite series, too! I absolutely adored the original Dragon Warrior, you see. You must understand that I was head-over-heels for the game, and pretty much obsessed with it. However, I eventually decided to rent Dragon Warrior IV to see what it was like. Holy CRAP. I was so blown away with the game, I remember exactly how I felt inside as I played... almost sick with excitement. You could get allies, there were huge parties of enemies, and so many bizarre new spells, I was positively awash with inspiration and awe. I brought it back to the video store after getting almost to the end of Chapter 1, and they evidently sold it soon afterwards to clear the way for more SNES games. It wasn't until much later that I finally obtained a copy of my own, but in the meantime, I started renting Dragon Warrior III from another video store, and became absolutely obsessed with it. I've told that story before, though...
Yep, I'm now the owner of the first English Fire Emblem!
I thought I'd chime in regarding thinkfreemind's RPG fatigue. I think
it's a normal to play less after an exceptional game, especially when
the game is everything you've been looking for. I like the exploration
factor in RPG, and I remember how shocked I was when FF7 truly started
on the world map with its rivers, forests, and mountains. Here was a
whole world to explore, and even though you were corralled in a
particular direction, it seemed like actual exploration to visit this
town here, go run along this beach there, etc. I didn't care for FFX's
change, needless to say, and I don't like handholding and built-in
you-can't-skip-this-so-go-make-a-pot-of-tea tutorials, which seem more
prevalent in RPGs today. Whatever happen to figuring out stuff as you
go, and what's the stupid instruction booklet for? (Although, I
admittedly don't read instruction booklets.) I'd rather lose a battle
a few times than be told how to win it from the start.
I do agree with you; tutorials should definitely be optional. However, they're very welcome, especially if a complicated spell or skill system is involved. I really liked Final Fantasy's older solution to the problem: The classroom. Maybe we'll see it again one day... who knows?
And yes, exploration is absolutely essential to me, and despite the expansiveness of Final Fantasy X's areas, I still felt that it lacked in that department somehow. Exploring the world is what attracted me to the genre in the first place, and while it's still found here and there, it is definitely an element that isn't found very often anymore.
Anyway, DQVIII is a great game, but it kinda ruins RPGs for a while.
The only thing I can say is wait for something else to come along or
try a different genre for a while, because you shouldn't force yourself
through a point-to-point RPG if you don't like that style. I recently
finished Steambot Chronciles, another exploration RPG, and I'm working
through it again and picking up everything I missed the first time.
There's a general direction you have to go for the plot, but you're
free to spend your time any way you'd like. My only qualm with the
game is the songs and instrument samples are rather average (or, in
Fennel's case, downright awful) for being so ingrained in the game.
Well, I also don't like the trotmobiles being stuck on rails in town,
but I'd imagine it was done because people like me would go through and
pull up every pole and traffic light.
Aw, Megan. Don't fret too much. If Final Fantasy XII doesn't reignite your love this fall, maybe one of the many, many other games due for release will. I agree that RPGamers shouldn't force themselves to play non-explorative games, but at the same time, it's never a good idea to close your mind to them altogether! You might end up missing a real gem along the way.
I have to say that you're bang-on when it comes to the music department. It's so important in an RPG, and not all developers seem to "get" that, yet. On the other hand, I think that the sound in today's RPGs is, on average, worlds better than it used to be.
Thanks for writing in, Megan!!
The Sean guy that I mentioned yesterday has generously offered some games for the SOCK shop! It's not the same Sean as the Sean we've all come to know and love dearly, but he's a good Sean nonetheless, and he has a whole lot of used games to sell to RPGamers of all kinds for a variety of different systems. For a list of his games, click here. To get in touch with Sean, give him a shout at BuddyWingnut@yahoo.com, and he'll tell you more.
Also, the column has obviously gone through a bit of a graphical/format change. My main reason was to make the end of the column seem less cluttered, so hopefully this represents an improvement. Let me know if I have succeeded!
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That's all I have to say for tonight. I may or may not be able to produce another column for tomorrow, but if I do, it will be up earlier and it will be without the SOCK. During the next few weeks, I have a trip to Montreal scheduled and a weeklong trip home as well, so I'll be walking on eggshells as far as my schedule goes. Is that the right expression for me to use? Who cares. I'll do my very best to get as many of your questions answered as I can!
***Matt has had enough of this week.
I can't wait until next winter comes. I hope that I have a lot more time there to care about things. I'll do my best until then!
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About the Host
What am I playing?
1. Lunar: SSSC
2. Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
3. Radiata Stories
What do I want to play?
1. Final Fantasy III
2. Xenosaga: Episode III
3. Disgaea II
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