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Sebaceous, Dude June 27, 2006

Matthew Demers - 17:14 EST

THIS WILL BE a quick week! With an extra job to take care of on top of all of my normal tasks, the next few Q&A columns are likely to be, ah, how do you say? Concise. Hyes. Rutting through other people's error-ridden pages isn't a whole lot of fun, but it supports my awful, terrible gaming habits. Oh yeah, speaking of which, I went out and bought a DS Lite, making it the first time in history that I've bought the same console twice, but the fact that it was within a year's time is a little more embarrassing. What can I say, though? It's a beautiful handheld that is much improved over the original. The screen really is gorgeously bright in comparison to the old one, and the D-pad is sexy and feels like the one found on the Wii controllers that I played at E3. Exciting, no? So if you want a mini Wii preview, buy a DS Lite! AHAHAH!

OK! It's time we got this party started, huh? Here are today's letters:

Final Fantasy... Forever!

Matt, Just a quick note. Although I have my fill of Final Fantasy quite often, it can never be covered too much. It is a series that brought many RPgamers into the genre, and as you said before 7 opened up the door to many people who would never even consider the field. So while I must admit that sometimes I scroll through Final Fantasy 7, 10, 11, 12 letters in Q and A, it is a vital part of our world and should be decussed ad nausum.




Really? I would hope that if the subject ever got that boring that I'd come to my senses and stop putting up so many. I think, though, that I try to construct these columns to reflect the diversity of the readers here. There are a lot of Final Fantasy questions because, well, we all play Final Fantasy, pretty well. But, of course we get questions about other series from time to time; Dragon Quest and Suikoden are games that people inquire about fairly regularly as well, with smatterings of other games speckling the landscape every now and then. As long as the subject matter doesn't become too dry, I'll keep on posting whatever you guys throw at me, so keep throwing! I'm a sitting duck for your letters.

Tipping the Balance

Greetings, Erika and Matt.

A lot, and I mean a LOT of letters have been sent in by people proclaiming FFVII "overrated". They talk about how sick they are of the fanboys, how FFVI is SOOO much better, blah blah blah.


Sorry I didn't get the chance to spin this letter off to Erika last Friday; you got it in just "over" the wire, as it were. Oh well, I can still suck it up and answer it myself.

And yes, there have been a glut of those letters lately. What of it?

Funnily enough, for all these letters complaining about FFVII fanboys, I haven't seen a single one write into RPgamer. Well, while I wouldn't call myself a "fanboy", FFVII is my favorite of the series, so I guess I'll be slapped with the title of "fanboy" whether I like it or not.


By some, you will be. I won't. I used to think that Final Fantasy VII was one of my favourites in the series, and it's still among my most-beloved. It's a great game.

It's quite funny, people write in basing VII and elevating VI. Without realizing it, they have effectively traded places. Am I the first to realize that, at this time, the FFVI fanboys are being far more offensive than the FFVII fanboys? These people proclaim that VII is definitely NOT the best, and that VI ABSOLUTELY is the best, and in doing so, the FFVI fans are doing exactly what they accuse these so-called FFVII fanboys are doing!

How can one say that FFVII "doesn't deserve" the attention and the sales it received? It's not a matter of "deserving" it; for crying out loud. Whether people like it or not, FFVII sold the most out of any FF title, and it is hands down the most popular of the series. Haters of the game simply need to move on, and realize that even if they did not enjoy the game, a lot of other people did. It all comes down to personal opinion in the end. The vast majority of these FFVI fans seem to be doing little more than expressing anger at the fact that VII is more ppular than VI, which is a whiny, useless thing to do.


Precisely. As I've always said, it doesn't matter what people say. Games like Final Fantasy VII, VIII, and the Kingdom Hearts games sold well for a reason; there's something attractive about all of the games, and there are hundreds of thousands of fans out there who love them, no matter what certain other people have to say about it. Expressing that enjoyment in a public place like this shouldn't be centered out as "fanboying", because it's a bit insulting and unconstructive. Discussing and debating about what things might make other games stronger without taking things personally is much more fun for all.

I guess that I've never realized it before, but you're right; a lot of people who have decried Final Fantasy VII are huge FFVI fans. I personally think that FFVI is a better game, but by no means do I ever get angry at those people who hold other opinions. It's funny how many people take their gaming opinions to heart and make it an emotional, dramatic, personal matter when discussing video games should be a light-hearted matter (I think).

Not only is it popular to insult FFVII these days, it is becoming more and more popular to insult its numerous spin-offs and sequels. Now, something about this strikes me as incredibly funny. First of all, let's step back and examine which of these spin-offs have actually come out yet. Hmm...ummm...gee, Advent Children. That's all. And what's this?'s shipped over two million units. Obviously, it's reception in the U.S has been quite positive.

Dirge of Cerberus, Crisis Core, et cet, none of the others have even been released yet! How are we to know if they won't turn out to be good games? Forget the fact that they have FF7 on the title, (as this is what people complain about), what if they actually turn out to be good? This must be the peak of close-mindedness, (if that's even a real word). Here we sit bashing games for the fact that they have a roman numeral VII in the title, when we have not played a single one of them.


I think that a large part of the anti FFVII sentiments have stemmed from the fact that a lot of people see them as nothing more than cheap money-grabs on the part of Square Enix. Square Enix is a company, though, and has the right to do what they think will earn them the most money. Interestingly, too, no matter what they do, they'll piss someone off. People begged for direct sequels to FF games for a long time, so if they didn't step up and make one, they'd disappoint all of those fans. Of course, the purist-traditionalist FF fans all got super-pissed off when they started making direct sequels in the first place. I think I'm somewhere in the middle; I attempt to be open-minded, but I'd still really rather them work on brand new sequels in the main series instead.

My own reservations for these FFVII spinoffs come from my own experiences with them. Advent Children was all right, but it wasn't as gripping as I hoped it would be. From the demo at E3, Dirge of Cerberus wasn't very well-received, and it hasn't exactly scored rave reviews in Japan. As for the other two, I don't have a PSP, I don't intend to get one, and I'm really not into the idea of cell phone gaming. That's that, I guess.

I guess what I mean to say is that if anyone were to have a (negative) position on these games, I only hope that they would have valid reasons for feeling the way they do. Just hating games arbitrarily is a trait in gamers that could lead to "antisocial old man-style permabitterness" syndrome, and people with that often get ulcers by the time they're 25, or so I'm told.

To say that the game you like best should be everyone's favorite is incredibly intolerant. But then, there are people who honestly believe that FFVII fanboys are somehow deceived and influenced by the fact that it was so mainstream, and they aren't really fans of the game. This is an incredibly stupid thing to say. Final Fantasy VII became mainstream because it was such a high-quality title. And it is still a high-quality title today. I could make a huge list of why I believe FFVII is the best of the series, but it would be useless. It would all be pure opinion. If somebody didn't agree with my opinions, then it wouldn't matter how many I gave to them.

We all have our opinions, and lets try to keep them at just that; opinions.



Hear hear, Oliver. People tend to forget from time to time that we're all here because we have something in common: We all love RPGs! If you find yourself getting worked up into a knot every time you browse through forums or read other people's opinions, take a deep breath, and instead of accusing people of fanboying or calling games "overrated" willy-nilly, do something better: Come forward and talk about the games you like instead, no implied insults attached.

Thanks, Oliver! We could all use a smack from time to time, especially when things get hot around here. ^_^

The real story on Vagrant Story!

Hey Matt,

That's it, I'm fed up. Enough trash talking on Vagrant Story! I can only think that Arros couldn't get the hang of the chain combo system, because otherwise there isn't much to HATE about Vagrant Story.

Let's look at the plusses and minuses:

+engaging battle system, encouraging use of different weapons for each situation

+Beautifully done graphics and character designs

+A finely crafted story, filled with lots of twists and turns

+Status ailments that are acutally useful and in some cases necessary

+Giant dragons and Minotaurs are awesome

+Replayability factor is high with lots of hidden areas and bosses

-Combo system a little picky about timing

-Said timing is necessary not to die in certain boss battles


From taking a gander around the web, I think that the gameplay is the part that is most hotly contested. Most everyone seems to agree that the plot is superb, but the game itself doesn't seem to be for everyone, from the sounds of it. There must be some things going for it if it got such rave reviews; Famitsu isn't the only magazine that praised it highly upon its release.

I do understand that Vagrant Story is in kind of a grey area when it comes to what genre it falls under. It's most definitely an RPG, but it's also some bizzarre blend of Action/Strategy game too. Balancing all of your weapon affinities can be a bit overwhelming, but I was never anything but enthralled to develop my weapons into my own personal Dragonsbane or whatever. The fact of the matter is this. Vagrant Story put alot into the players hands, more than just item management and leveling. You had to find the pieces to create the best weapons and craft them yourself.

This game made me really happy to be an RPGamer and I applaud Squaresoft for taking a risk (no pun intended) and bringing it out over here. My Playstation 1 collection wouldn't feel complete without it.

Captain Literal.


Well, good! I guess your letter is a prime illustration of Oliver's from above: You're totally entitled to your own opinions, and I'm glad that you wrote in to communicate why you believe that it's in fact a great game.

Vagrant Story is a game that came out during my RPG-coming-of-age, when I was just starting to broaden my horizons (but very hesitantly and carefully). I can actually remember picking it up on the shelf of a video game store, thinking "what is this?" and putting it back, and then doing it a few more times. I didn't have any money, so I couldn't just buy it myself, and trying something new would have meant... well, I don't know. A risk? So I always asked for other things when it came to birthdays or Christmases. The moral of the story is, your collection is more complete than mine, and Vagrant Story is one more example of an RPG that I maybe should have tried out, once upon a time, because it'll be much harder to now.

The trio of foregone games

Grandia 3 and Suikoden 5 are on opposite ends of the plot/game play spectrum. I thought Suikoden 5 had a great story but a boring battle system. Grandia 3, on the other hand, is worth buying for the battle system alone. I didn't care for the story in Grandia 3 and my favorite character permanently left the party early in the game. Over 100 hours of entertainment in Suikoden 5; around 30 for Grandia 3.

Tales of Legendia was a button masher with fun and interesting characters. Each party member had a well developed back story that provided their motivation in joining the party and saving the world. Feels good saving the world, doesn't it? Shawn


Thanks for the take on that trio of games, a trio that I unfortunately snubbed in favour of pinker games such as Super Princess Peach.

It seems that the land is divided heavily on the Grandia III and Suikoden V front. I'd say that on average, people like Suikoden V most out of those three, and ToL least, but the landscape is very uneven, and none of the games are "universally" popular, based on what people write in about. I think that what makes Suikoden V the most attractive is that it's apparently such a large improvement over its predecessor; I've heard that it looks pretty flashy, too, if you like yummy graphics from time to time.

And of course! Having saved the world several times over, I can tell you that it feels like nothing else, especially when the credits start rolling, a vocal track or two are dedicated to your success, and you get anime stills in your honour. Whee!





Damn Dwarves


I think that this letter speaks for itself. ^_^


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