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Ha ha, Iím back, and I believe youíre quoting FF3 (or 6, any way you cut it). I believe that Sabin says it, because heís just that kind of guy!
|~! Thou art quite correct. At first glance, you might have thought he was a bodybuilder who'd escaped from his gym. Sabin was twelve gallons of whoop-ass in a five gallon jug.|
No, dude, I remember Channel One quite well, Lisa Ling in particular. Isn't it funny how no one else from that godforsaken show ever made anything with their lives? Why is that, I wonder?
Duh, she was the hottest one. Why hire a good reporter when you can hire one who's good AND sexy?
Oh, and be sure to check out Channel One's webpage. They have interviews with Priest Jailbait Aaron Carter and Trailer Park Poet Laureate "Jewel". Hot damn! I can't wait!
Here's a quick one for you:
The Dragonball Z game for the GBA stinks. Outright, it's just bad. If it isn't too late, don't waste your money on it! And if you want real bad, e-mail me and you can pay premium used price for mine. But I wouldn't recommend that, either.
Surely you jest! An RPG based on Dragon Ball Z somehow being bad? A show that features twenty two homoerotic minutes of men squatting and grunting, cardboard characters, bad animation, and inane dialogue gets turned into a type of game that focuses largely on character development and it's somehow...bad?
Ok, ok, sorry. DBZ isn't all bad. Chi-chi is sexy in a bitchy sort of way, (She wants Goku for his man-junk. That has to be it.) and Mr. Popo may be the last negative black racial stereotype left on TV. "Massa Kami! Massa Kami! I done picked all the cotton you done asked me for! Can I please have more colligen to inject into my gargantuan, red lips?"
DBZ: Guiltiest of all guilty pleasures.
The Last Laugh:A short column. You do not have time for column reading, though! Go do your homework that you put off until this weekend.
Or not... since most of you are out of school for the summer. (I am not! Damn you NU!)
Chris "Thats's not yours!" "It's okay! It would be happy to be used by us!" Martin
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