Chris Martin - May 17th '02- 2:00 Eastern Standard Time

There is no joy today, only sorrow. I had a nice rant planned out that included Star Wars, Ninjas, Einsteinian Physics, and The Whore of Babylon. But one computer crash, one evening of spanish study, one temporary misdirected mailto, and one trip to the theatre later, and all is lost. Somehow, we'll make it up to you tomorrow with a double-wide column complete with wood paneling and working flush toilet. Since I'm not one to pass on a chance to make a wry comment, I'll just say one thing about Episode II.