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I haven't looked at porn once--NOT EVEN ONCE--since my mom busted me two weeks ago. I'm so proud of myself!
|Poor, poor you. With "Vixens of Lust Part XVII" just coming out and all...|
Hello it's me again. Who is me? Shrug I write in a lot so just call me Malzra.
In the Re-release (I hate saying that) of Chrono Trigger will the anime movies be drawn by Akira Toriyama? The master of all, creator of Dragonball, drawer of the Chrono Trigger characters, the man who's child I would give birth to and I don't find him the least bit attractive!! Well that got really wierd really fast. Heh heh... I'll shut up now.
In a word, yes. He did. Check out our archives, we have the videos. I hear Toriyama's really naughty in bed. Before lovemaking, he stands in place and flexes while screaming really loud. (Pretend to be overwhelmed by his "power-level". Makes him feel good) He also has been known to scream, "you may be strong, but you have yet to see my penis take it's Ultimate Transformation!!!".
Yeah, he's a real freak. All the anime-groupie girls say to stay away.
Somebody else has played Longest Journey? Cool.
Kicks ass, doesn't it?
I don't THINK this has been replyed to, but in Friday's column Card Captor-Jun asked why there were no dating sims for girls. Well, there IS one coming out for GBC soon, methinks. It's called "Mein Liebe" (German for "My Love") and even though it's supposed to be modern, the guys all look like somethin' outta the 18th century or earlier... weird... Well, cya.
|Sounds like a sweet one for the ladies.|
On the FF6 selector I got Kefka and Gestahl for #1 and #2 and Relm was the third. What the hell?
~Johrdan, Norse God of Pastiness
|So you're an insane dictator who likes to paint. Like my elementary-school art teacher, methinks.|
The Last Laugh:Blech. Unbearably short column. I have a Spanish mid-term tomorrow, though. Yes, me passing Spanish os more important than supplying you with free funny buisness. I don't love you. Write into Googleshnarf. She'll answer anything you need to know.
chesh "Ser or Estar?" @rpgamer.com
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