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Quickies

By announcing it's your finals week, you have just caused a number of stupid people to write in asking:

WHAT U ARE QUITING THE LETTERS SECTION BUT U R SO FUNNY DON'T GO ANDREW THOR ALREADY LEFT US WAH WAH WAH

~ captain SEPHOROTH

Watch out!

Since you were the only person to send in a letter remarking on this, that makes you the stupid person. Oh, the ironic irony!

any sequels to this game?

Yeah, it’s coming out tomorrow, around midnight, but I can’t give you any more information then that. Mostly because you’re the only person who thinks a Q&A column is a “game”.

i know a boy named shion, actually. he seems fine with the name. so i expected THAT shion to be a boy... oh well.

it's an actual japanese name, at any rate. i won't speak for the others. =P

~terra

It’s probably just a name that can be used by either gender. You know, like “Googleshng”.

Last Sunday:

"...And then there's the other thing, that he himself is already dead....

Beth."

Come on now. You made some little kid cry because he just started Final Fantasy X three days ago. Not really.

Spoilers are evil!

- Jemeezapoof

The game has been out for well over a year, and besides, if you’re reading a Q&A column about video games, you’ve got to expect a few spoilers. Besides, do you know how many jackasses ruined Wind Waker’s story for me the day after it came out?

~about Garnet and Camera Angles in FFIX

Pay attention to the story you idiot!
They use those angles because they're SHOWING THE PENDANT ON HER NECK!!
Don't always assume that the creators of these great games have as pointless and disgusting thoughts as you do.

Have you wondered why you have no friends, or why your parents are making you see a shrink?

The Final Grumble:

Hey, everyone give the game I linked to in the “What’s Andrew Playing?” spot. If you liked Secret of Mana, you should enjoy it.

Andrew "Warrior of Chocolate!" Duff

Yeah, I wish.

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