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>since I have the hugest crush on Rydia
|Better yet, get the Imp summon for her! Now who’s the bitch, bitch?!|
You've forgotten the link to GAME HERE. It sounds so damn cool that I have to try it! Give me the link to GAME HERE! I MUST HAVE IT!
|First you must prove yourself by going through the ice caves and returning with the seagull of embarrassment. Only then shall you get your reward!|
My response to Bart's letter:
|Or if the power cuts out, ONTO town.|
BWAHAHAHAHA you are now cursed to post all letters i send you on your Q & A. and the Best airship is the Ragnarok. And you are right Dice hurt like a female dog.
|Ahahahaha you are now cursed to not get any of your letters posted that you send me for Q & A. And you are right this letter hurt like a female dog.|
Quickies with no point are best.
RPG Cliché, eh?
|Don’t forget the ever popular barging into of a stranger’s house and robbing them blind, then politely talking to them afterward. Damn you NPCs! Show some backbone and stand up those thieving “heroes”!|
The Final Grumble:The day after I made the offer for the Otherkin to strike me down, I noticed a strange, 4000 readership jump. It only lasted a day, and now I’m considering what other groups I could offend into reading the column. Hmm!
Andrew "Puppy Kicker" Duff
Uh oh. Smells like bacon again. Why do fat girls wear clingy outfits?! -_-;;